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Old 05.13.2006, 01:11 PM   #1
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I'm bored... and "working".

That being said, post your favorite pick up line(s).

I'll go first:

"Damn girl, you look like you don't have a single mean bone in your body... would you like one?"

Go!
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Old 05.13.2006, 01:13 PM   #2
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Old 05.13.2006, 01:14 PM   #3
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have you seen my elephant impression
*turns out pockets*
those are the ears

more of a visual one
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Old 05.13.2006, 01:15 PM   #4
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*Call a girl over by waving with one finger* I'd made you come with one finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

That's a good one.

Then theirs the classic "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
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Old 05.13.2006, 01:42 PM   #6
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Better yet:
"Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!"
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Old 05.13.2006, 01:52 PM   #7
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"You're bad aren't you?" Sike I don't know.
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Old 05.13.2006, 02:05 PM   #8
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You could have me.
I lost my telephone number can i have yours?
I brought a jacket for you, turn it on... Please?


 


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Old 05.13.2006, 02:08 PM   #9
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"Your arse, my face - how about it?"
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Old 05.13.2006, 02:14 PM   #10
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

This boy has just risen exponentially in my esteem.
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Old 05.13.2006, 02:27 PM   #11
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This boy has just risen exponentially in my esteem.
I love that line...
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Old 05.13.2006, 03:52 PM   #12
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Old 05.13.2006, 03:53 PM   #13
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aha romantic boy ey
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Old 05.13.2006, 03:58 PM   #14
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"wanna see a dead body?"

ha ha ha ha,

ive had some of these said to me, the get your coat you've pulled one and ive lost my phone number can i have yours one.

they never work.
your better just saying hi my names _ _ _ _ _ _, whats yours?
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Old 05.13.2006, 04:03 PM   #15
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your better just saying hi my names _ _ _ _ _ _, whats yours?
pfff yeah right like that would ever work.
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Old 05.13.2006, 04:07 PM   #16
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pfff yeah right like that would ever work.

So true. Everyone knows chatup lines work!
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Old 05.13.2006, 04:10 PM   #17
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this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl.
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Old 05.13.2006, 04:11 PM   #18
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That's the worst/best one ever
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Old 05.13.2006, 04:38 PM   #19
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this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl.

thats fricken histerical.
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Old 05.13.2006, 04:58 PM   #20
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cause I can see myself in them.


Are you overdue?
Cause I'd like to check you out!
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