The Onion's Worst Band Names of 2007

Dead-Air · 12.14.2007, 09:52 PM

For the most part I think much of this list is spot on. However, I don't think the Dead Kenny Gs should be on a list of bad names at all.

flophousefloozie · 12.14.2007, 09:59 PM

Haha Da Bears". Of course, this makes me thnk of SNL, so I don't think it should be on that list. I wonder if that's what they were going for?

CHOUT · 12.15.2007, 12:48 AM

haha funny...ive seen a lot of those bands, was at one of the shows mentioned at the end.

Cantankerous · 12.15.2007, 02:02 AM

yeah, these are all pretty terrible.

Bicorn Halfelven · 12.15.2007, 02:31 AM

Minneapolis was representing all over that shit, dawg.

SYRFox · 12.15.2007, 06:27 AM

"Justice"

uhler · 12.15.2007, 03:41 PM

Human Being Lawnmower

i thought that name was pretty good until i heard the band.

HaydenAsche · 12.15.2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bicorn Halfelven

Minneapolis was representing all over that shit, dawg.

Word, nukka.

Those Fucking Unicorns is a great name, though.

davenotdead · 12.15.2007, 04:07 PM

Sex Rat
Malice in Wonderland
Butt Stomach

...awesome names

✌➬ · 12.15.2007, 05:59 PM

No Thunderbolt Pagoda?

the ikara cult · 12.15.2007, 06:05 PM

This piece of work deserves recognition, even if it is being ironic.
http://www.myspace.com/doesitoffendyou

✌➬ · 12.15.2007, 06:06 PM

These Two made me laugh so hard.

My! Gay! Husband!
Clap! Clap!

Pax Americana · 12.15.2007, 09:54 PM

Ahahahahaha! WHITE PEE! That's so awful it's fucking great! I can't stop laughing at that.

LittlePuppetBoy · 12.15.2007, 11:42 PM

I kind of like Penguins with Shotguns

Georgekrz · 12.16.2007, 02:10 AM

Best Fwends had gear? I thought it was just them and their ipod?

PAULYBEE2656 · 12.16.2007, 06:22 AM

happy mthers day, i cant read... thts a fucking genius name for a band!

its right up there with "stop looking at me im a vegan"... that did exist!

Dead-Air · 12.16.2007, 01:44 PM

Yeah, they really needed to delinate between BAD and "So Bad it's Good". Plus a few of these are actually good, but aimed to get under certain skins that seem to include the person doing the article. That said, most of 'em are really, really awful.

val-holla-ing · 12.16.2007, 02:37 PM

steaming wolf penis is always on my list.

the ikara cult · 12.16.2007, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

steaming wolf penis is always on my list.

in all situations

12.14.2007, 09:52 PM	#1
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	For the most part I think much of this list is spot on. However, I don't think the Dead Kenny Gs should be on a list of bad names at all. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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12.14.2007, 09:59 PM	#2
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Haha Da Bears". Of course, this makes me thnk of SNL, so I don't think it should be on that list. I wonder if that's what they were going for?
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	haha funny...ive seen a lot of those bands, was at one of the shows mentioned at the end. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	yeah, these are all pretty terrible.
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SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	"Justice"
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uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	Human Being Lawnmower i thought that name was pretty good until i heard the band.
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Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	Ahahahahaha! WHITE PEE! That's so awful it's fucking great! I can't stop laughing at that.
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12.16.2007, 01:44 PM	#17
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Yeah, they really needed to delinate between BAD and "So Bad it's Good". Plus a few of these are actually good, but aimed to get under certain skins that seem to include the person doing the article. That said, most of 'em are really, really awful. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	steaming wolf penis is always on my list. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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