christmas gifts you should NOT buy for your daughter

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.14.2006, 06:04 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Dora-Aquapet-E...173256-2037748

Cantankerous · 11.14.2006, 06:06 PM

classic.

stenson · 11.14.2006, 06:07 PM

the comments are hysterical.

"I purchased this aquapet with the other 2 exclusive sets as well, worth the price! They work great, interact with each other while your kid smiles is the best part of it all!! Happiness!
The price is unbeatable!! for 7 dollars it can be the PERFECT christmas gift for those toddlers and kids you never thought your relatives had and had to get them something too =D

It is guranteed not to break, and toddlers care for their favorite guy Sponge Bob Square Pants like hes all they have, so you can trust them with this toy. Very enjoyable, and a must have for any kid!!"

I guess they shared

Prisstina · 11.14.2006, 06:14 PM

The flesh-colored base makes it even worse.

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 06:18 PM

absolutely fucking hilarious

i was speechless for a good while

for a moment, didn't think it was real

so anyway do you have to give your kids one of these too?

obvious, yes... but you gotta avoid the burn

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.14.2006, 06:21 PM

heres another one:
HARRY POTTER VIBRATING BROOM
http://www.ns-stables.com/nimbus/

This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.14.2006, 06:24 PM

Other reviewers seemed to be simply clueless. “Poola13” from Ohio noted how popular the toy was with his/her 12-year-old daughter and her friends. Poola13 added in the June 11, 2002, review that, “they play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!”

jon boy · 11.14.2006, 06:27 PM

mildly amusing at best.

LittlePuppetBoy · 11.14.2006, 07:16 PM

hahaha. Talk about bad toy design.

!@#$%! · 11.14.2006, 07:21 PM

the harry potter broom reviews in amazon were quite hilarious too

Cantankerous · 11.14.2006, 07:23 PM

I've got my broomstick, baby
I've got my paperback novel
I'm gonna lay right here
And I ain't gonna grovel

What's the use of lying
I won't believe you
What's the use of crying
It won't relieve you

I've got my broomstick
I've got my paperback novel
I'm gonna lay right here right now
And I ain't gonna grovel

krastian · 11.15.2006, 01:26 AM

^Oh yes.

static-harmony · 11.15.2006, 01:30 AM

I know what I want for x-mas.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.15.2006, 02:08 AM

New from Mattel!

My very first DILDO!

11.14.2006, 06:06 PM	#2
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	classic. __________________ RETIRED
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11.14.2006, 06:07 PM	#3
stenson bad moon rising Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: invito al cielo Posts: 180	the comments are hysterical. "I purchased this aquapet with the other 2 exclusive sets as well, worth the price! They work great, interact with each other while your kid smiles is the best part of it all!! Happiness! The price is unbeatable!! for 7 dollars it can be the PERFECT christmas gift for those toddlers and kids you never thought your relatives had and had to get them something too =D It is guranteed not to break, and toddlers care for their favorite guy Sponge Bob Square Pants like hes all they have, so you can trust them with this toy. Very enjoyable, and a must have for any kid!!" I guess they shared
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11.14.2006, 06:14 PM	#4
Prisstina the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Killwaukee Posts: 996	The flesh-colored base makes it even worse. __________________
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11.14.2006, 06:18 PM	#5
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	absolutely fucking hilarious i was speechless for a good while for a moment, didn't think it was real so anyway do you have to give your kids one of these too? obvious, yes... but you gotta avoid the burn
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11.14.2006, 06:21 PM	#6
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	heres another one: HARRY POTTER VIBRATING BROOM http://www.ns-stables.com/nimbus/ This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and *VIBRATES* when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed. My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!
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11.14.2006, 06:04 PM	#1
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	http://www.amazon.com/Dora-Aquapet-E...173256-2037748
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11.14.2006, 06:24 PM	#7
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Other reviewers seemed to be simply clueless. “Poola13” from Ohio noted how popular the toy was with his/her 12-year-old daughter and her friends. Poola13 added in the June 11, 2002, review that, “they play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!”
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11.14.2006, 06:27 PM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	mildly amusing at best. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	hahaha. Talk about bad toy design. __________________
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11.14.2006, 07:21 PM	#10
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	the harry potter broom reviews in amazon were quite hilarious too
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11.14.2006, 07:23 PM	#11
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	I've got my broomstick, baby I've got my paperback novel I'm gonna lay right here And I ain't gonna grovel What's the use of lying I won't believe you What's the use of crying It won't relieve you I've got my broomstick I've got my paperback novel I'm gonna lay right here right now And I ain't gonna grovel __________________ RETIRED
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11.15.2006, 01:26 AM	#12
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	^Oh yes. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I know what I want for x-mas. __________________
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11.15.2006, 02:08 AM	#14
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	New from Mattel! My very first DILDO!
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