BEYONCE' or SHAKIRA? Quien es mas sexy?

Rob Instigator · 10.14.2009, 04:41 PM

allright the choice runs between the

BEYONCE - SINGLE LADIES video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g

and

SHAKIRA - SHE WOLF/LOBA video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aEW_Z5Va5s

watch and vote.

!@#$%! · 10.14.2009, 04:48 PM

thats a weird spastic dance she does but WHAT ASS AND LEGS!

the cage thing is a turnoff tho---

BEYONCE'S HIPS FTW

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 10.14.2009, 04:49 PM

I got jungle fever Rob.. I haven't even seen any of these videos and I vote for Beyonce

Genteel Death · 10.14.2009, 04:50 PM

Beyonce without a doubt. She looks amazing and she has talent. I like some Shakira songs, but she's not all that physically.

Rob Instigator · 10.14.2009, 04:58 PM

they both dance cri-zazy though!

Rob Instigator · 10.14.2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

thats a weird spastic dance she does but WHAT ASS AND LEGS!

the cage thing is a turnoff tho---

BEYONCE'S HIPS FTW

!@#$! likes his ladies uncaged and unfettered

!@#$%! · 10.14.2009, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

!@#$! likes his ladies uncaged and unfettered

ha ha haa haaa haaa

Sonic Youth 37 · 10.14.2009, 05:05 PM

The music under the main beat and shutter snaps on the Beyonce song sounds like an NES having a heart attack. Fucking annoying.

The Shakira song is straight-up electro and quite nice and her vocabulary is much better.

Genteel Death · 10.14.2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

they both dance cri-zazy though!

roberta, for a caged homo, you have no standards.

davenotdead · 10.14.2009, 05:27 PM

can't believe Beyonce has more votes.

just the one part at 1:20 where shakira is slowly pulling her ass off the floor is sexier than the entire beyonce video.

now, if we're doing the music, its kind of a toss-up, because Single Ladies is probably as close to Black Dice as Beyonce is gonna get. i love it. but parts of it are kinda weak, and I think the Shakira chorus and the first couple verses are great.

just the visuals of the videos [not accounting for sexiness]: the beyonce vid is kinda boring/plain.... the shakira one is way more fun, and i love that first part of the set with the glittery cave thing.

summary:
Sexy: Shakira
Song: tie [maybe slight nod to Beyonce}
Video: Shakira

Seandi · 10.14.2009, 05:52 PM

Shakira por la victoria.

demonrail666 · 10.14.2009, 06:26 PM

sarah palin

atsonicpark · 10.14.2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

Black Dice as Beyonce is gonna get.

OH, SO THAT'S WHY IT SUCKS!

...Kidding (well, sorta: Black Dice are TERRIBLE), Single Ladies is a good song. Don't find either one of those girls attractive though.

EVOLghost · 10.14.2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Don't find either one of those girls attractive though.

You're fuckin' high. I know you're into girls that look like little boys but dood....I mean....nothing?

Anngella · 10.14.2009, 06:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTxfIDYx6Q

Beyonce.

EVOLghost · 10.14.2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

just the one part at 1:20 where shakira is slowly pulling her ass off the floor is sexier than the entire beyonce video.

true mang. I mean. I was gonna vote beyonce...but I just watched the vids and MAN! Shakira is whey fuckin' hot. I dont' remember her being so fucking hot.

atsonicpark · 10.14.2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

You're fuckin' high. I know you're into girls that look like little boys but dood....I mean....nothing?

A nice ass is a dime a dozen. Their faces are both gross.

When I was twelve I lit about 10 acres of the woods on fire in West Walpole, Ma. It was fucking awesome.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 10.14.2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

The music under the main beat and shutter snaps on the Beyonce song sounds like an NES having a heart attack. Fucking annoying.

The Shakira song is straight-up electro and quite nice and her vocabulary is much better.

what is this an article for Spin? We're talking about ass here, not music Jesus!

atsonicpark · 10.14.2009, 07:00 PM

You guys do realize that Bob Dylan is Batman and the Joker combined, right?

Seandi · 10.14.2009, 07:07 PM

oh, jokerman.

View Poll Results: Who is more sexy in these videos, Beyonce or Shakira?
Beyonce - single ladies	17	51.52%
Shakira - she wolf	16	48.48%
Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

10.14.2009, 04:41 PM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,969	allright the choice runs between the BEYONCE - SINGLE LADIES video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g and SHAKIRA - SHE WOLF/LOBA video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aEW_Z5Va5s watch and vote. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	thats a weird spastic dance she does but WHAT ASS AND LEGS! the cage thing is a turnoff tho--- BEYONCE'S HIPS FTW
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SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	I got jungle fever Rob.. I haven't even seen any of these videos and I vote for Beyonce __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Beyonce without a doubt. She looks amazing and she has talent. I like some Shakira songs, but she's not all that physically.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,969	they both dance cri-zazy though! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	The music under the main beat and shutter snaps on the Beyonce song sounds like an NES having a heart attack. Fucking annoying. The Shakira song is straight-up electro and quite nice and her vocabulary is much better. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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10.14.2009, 05:27 PM	#10
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	can't believe Beyonce has more votes. just the one part at 1:20 where shakira is slowly pulling her ass off the floor is sexier than the entire beyonce video. now, if we're doing the music, its kind of a toss-up, because Single Ladies is probably as close to Black Dice as Beyonce is gonna get. i love it. but parts of it are kinda weak, and I think the Shakira chorus and the first couple verses are great. just the visuals of the videos [not accounting for sexiness]: the beyonce vid is kinda boring/plain.... the shakira one is way more fun, and i love that first part of the set with the glittery cave thing. summary: Sexy: Shakira Song: tie [maybe slight nod to Beyonce} Video: Shakira __________________
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10.14.2009, 05:52 PM	#11
Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	Shakira por la victoria.
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10.14.2009, 06:26 PM	#12
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	sarah palin
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10.14.2009, 06:41 PM	#15
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTxfIDYx6Q Beyonce. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	You guys do realize that Bob Dylan is Batman and the Joker combined, right? __________________
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10.14.2009, 07:07 PM	#20
Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	oh, jokerman.
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