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For Herr Rail: describe a band in terms of a sandwich.
Residents: Olive sandwich - you know that it's probably a good thing to eat olives, you also know that sandwiches are good, but no matter how many olive sandwiches you eat, it's still going to be more 'interesting' than fulfilling on any sort of stomach level. Motorhead: Sausage, bacon and black pudding sandwich of the side-of-the-road truck variety. No qualification necessary. Go!
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Wolf Eyes: A moldy, smelly old sandwich covered in fungus
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Primal Scream - organic chitlins ciabatta from a funky soul food store in Notting Hill (around Portobello Road)
Oasis - stale ham and cheese baguette from Greggs - completey ubiquitous, lacking in nutrtion and has a taste that you've experienced from other sandwiches, but with much better experiences. Skrewdriver -Corned beef sandwiches, made with WHITE bread.
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Superb topic this one and, as you know, one very close to my heart.
Of course, choice of bread is significant. Anything 'brown' suggests 'indie', 'folk', 'ambient', etc. White bread suggests classic metal and anything favoured by the 'masses' (Slade, Oasis, etc). Ciabattas are strictly for the avant-garde or any bands that foster a certain sophisticated aura. Iron Maiden: White crusty bloomer filled with medium cheddar and branston pickle, and employing a thin layer of marg. home made is ideal but otherwise Greggs, Percy Ingles or a 24 hour garage. Absolutely reliable, unfussy, with a definite sense of tradition and wide-spread appeal. A sandwich you can trust. Sonic Youth: Difficult this one. I'm going for an organic granery ciabatta base with olives drizzled in extra virgin olive oil. Inside will be a thin layer of mozarella and some rocket, topped with a layer of sun-dried tomatos. So far so homosexual. But just to keep you coming back for another bite there's gonna be a thin layer of homemade english mustard. Bought at a local Starbucks, inevitably. |
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radiohead- tuna salad baguette.. tastes absoultely divine but you can taste it for days afterwards and your breath reeks for weeks....
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pixies- toasted ham and cheese samdwich with a lot of mustard.... dependable and always fills a gap... shit for cholestoral and may result in repeating itself badly 15 years later when you are broke
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lightning bolt- sweet chili chicken baguette with acres of jalapeno peppers... absurdly appetizing butt will blow your head off and you wont forget the experience for ages.... but you have to have more jalapenos in it the next time.....
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Merzbow - Habanero chile and English mustard. Just the thought of it makes the back of your eyes start to burn.
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50% of the bands: two slices of bread.
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Tom Waits; meaty, flame-grilled, with all the trimmings.. |
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okay you sandwich afficionados
the who are a meatball sandwich with cheese. deliciously satisfying, although not when partaken of too often.
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the beatles are a grilled cheese
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sonic youth are a fried egg sandwich
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