[akprodr]

Do me an enormous favor?

I need someone to buy a six-pack of diet Mountain Dew and deliver it to NBC in Burbank.

[Keeping It Simple]

No problemo, amigo.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

What, just because he's in LA you assume he's Mexican and mock his native language? Racist prick.

And you assume I'm white and middle class? Racist prick.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

In a different thread you (blasphemously) claimed to look like David Duchovny. Or more specifically, blasphemously assented to the comparison that was made by others. Duchovny is white.

I never said or implied anything about class.

So this makes me a prick with reading comprehension, while you remain a racist and ineffectual prick. You are frustratingly limp. Do you ever tire of the children's laughter when you place your hopelessly flaccid member against their inner thighs as they lay there bound in the back of your van? Or let's be honest, your father's van.

It's a shame that you've lost your portable (attempted) rape room, swa(y) having recently crashed it into a ditch full of baby geese.

If I ever get around to leaving this board, you're officially taking over from me as the only genuinely witty regular poster. Plus, you're fairly well-endowed, which makes for a nice changeover.

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Horses don't judge. And we will have several.

you speak as if you would order the horchata from King Taco in East-Los, instead of the Diet Mountain Dew in Burbank, Senor Pito Mas Grande Del Mundo.