Awesome ways to die

atsonicpark · 12.03.2008, 12:59 AM

I think it'd be amazing if someone made a noise record that would actually kill people.

terriblecanyons · 12.03.2008, 01:06 AM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

I'm fond of the sidewalk and the cadbury surprise.

shentov · 12.03.2008, 03:20 AM

ZEROpumpkins · 12.03.2008, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I think it'd be amazing if someone made a noise record that would actually kill people.

Dude you should so make a concept album like that. Or we could collaborate, I've been making a lot of Merzbow inspired stuff in max/msp.

Alex's Trip · 12.04.2008, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Personally, if I know my time is imminent, I'd want to wander off into the woods. Go in really deep. Get completely lost. Once I feel like I am at a point of no return, I will prop myself against a tree and just sit there until I go. I want to go out all hard.

BORING

I don't have that kind of patience.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.04.2008, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

bludgeon Cave face in with a rock. Keep going until couldn't even recognize , maybe even completely forget what ever looked like. Wet, slapping sounds each time bring the rock down on tender pulp... heavy, satisfied breathing. never breathe again.go to jail. And the satisfaction fades. And maybeget killed years later trying to fight off a raping. From like, five dudes. One of them is named Patrice and he has real big thumbs.

Classic way^

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.04.2008, 01:29 AM

You'd be remembered in death either way...

Personally, I've always been told death in the snow is pleasant. I'm not into violence.

EVOLghost · 12.04.2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

You'd be remembered in death either way...

Personally, I've always been told death in the snow is pleasant. I'm not into violence.

Hmmm.....I do love snow.

EVOLghost · 12.04.2008, 10:10 AM

I think a death like the first post would be nice. I mean, how often do you get to go in space?

[Sandbag] · 12.04.2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I think it'd be amazing if someone made a noise record that would actually kill people.

terriblecanyons · 08.05.2009, 01:26 AM

Being struck by lightning. Dude. That would be so fucking epic.

terriblecanyons · 08.05.2009, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

It could also turn into the best Ernest movie of the series.

Rep't

TheFoxBen · 08.05.2009, 03:28 AM

atsonicpark · 08.05.2009, 03:30 AM

Ram a bus into a bunch of people in Japan and stab them. Then kill yourself on tv.

SONIC GAIL · 08.05.2009, 10:16 AM

Fucked up out of my mind wrapped up in my ryan's arms....moonlight sonata playing as we slip into eternity together.

demonrail666 · 08.05.2009, 10:18 AM

the ikara cult · 10.22.2009, 02:04 PM

I was going to say tipping over the event horizon of a black hole, but the picture above seems to convey the same sentiment

nicfit · 10.22.2009, 02:09 PM

looks like a sky for shoeing horses under
looks like a good sky to die under

Rob Instigator · 10.22.2009, 02:15 PM

demonrail has the best way
suffocation from puss-ay
chick looks back as if to say
suck it right or you will pay
cuz I got a fart in store
without luck you will get more
shart in nostril makes you snore
greasy asscrack truck stop whore

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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	I think a death like the first post would be nice. I mean, how often do you get to go in space?
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Being struck by lightning. Dude. That would be so fucking epic.
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SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	Fucked up out of my mind wrapped up in my ryan's arms....moonlight sonata playing as we slip into eternity together. __________________
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	I was going to say tipping over the event horizon of a black hole, but the picture above seems to convey the same sentiment __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	demonrail has the best way suffocation from puss-ay chick looks back as if to say suck it right or you will pay cuz I got a fart in store without luck you will get more shart in nostril makes you snore greasy asscrack truck stop whore __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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