Sit down i wanna play a gig inside your heads

porkmarras · 07.26.2006, 01:44 PM

*starts playing a sombre harmonium piece*

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 01:45 PM

porkmarras · 07.26.2006, 01:47 PM

*lights cigarette and looks at the audience*

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 01:49 PM

Theres cheering, and screaming

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 01:49 PM

Some girl in front of me has just wet her pants

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 01:50 PM

But no one cares

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 01:52 PM

The audience waits in anxious anticipation.

porkmarras · 07.26.2006, 01:53 PM

*starts Singing*

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 01:56 PM

The crowd erupts into maniacal cheering. Girls are screaming, some collapse and are dragged to the back of the auditorium to awaiting medics.

fishmonkey · 07.26.2006, 01:57 PM

fishmokey is very stoned and laughing, i'm not really sure at what porkmarras, so dont worry its not your singing, probably at the girl that smells of piss.

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 01:57 PM

They settle down a bit

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 01:58 PM

Grown men are crying.

porkmarras · 07.26.2006, 01:58 PM

*smiles and gets hit by an empty bottle of beer*

fishmonkey · 07.26.2006, 01:59 PM

who fuckin threw that... the SWINE!

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 02:00 PM

Then he gets hit by a full beer bottle. The girl pissed herself for a reason.

porkmarras · 07.26.2006, 02:01 PM

*blood pouring from his face,he proceeds to sing some more*

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 02:02 PM

Some of the crowd start to get angry. They can't stand people who are always hating on Pork (the greatest band on Earth). The people who hate the band are getting angry too. They came here for violence.

porkmarras · 07.26.2006, 02:03 PM

*Throws bottle back onto a guy in the fron row's face causing the crowd to get more and more rowdy*

fishmonkey · 07.26.2006, 02:04 PM

i'm gettin a blade...

Lurker · 07.26.2006, 02:04 PM

Someone screams Judas. What was that about?

07.26.2006, 01:44 PM	#1
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	starts playing a sombre harmonium piece __________________
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07.26.2006, 01:45 PM	#2
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Wow
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07.26.2006, 01:47 PM	#3
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	lights cigarette and looks at the audience __________________
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07.26.2006, 01:49 PM	#4
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Theres cheering, and screaming
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07.26.2006, 01:49 PM	#5
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Some girl in front of me has just wet her pants
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07.26.2006, 01:50 PM	#6
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	But no one cares
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07.26.2006, 01:52 PM	#7
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	The audience waits in anxious anticipation.
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07.26.2006, 01:53 PM	#8
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	starts Singing __________________
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07.26.2006, 01:56 PM	#9
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	The crowd erupts into maniacal cheering. Girls are screaming, some collapse and are dragged to the back of the auditorium to awaiting medics.
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07.26.2006, 01:57 PM	#10
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	fishmokey is very stoned and laughing, i'm not really sure at what porkmarras, so dont worry its not your singing, probably at the girl that smells of piss. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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07.26.2006, 01:58 PM	#12
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Grown men are crying.
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07.26.2006, 01:59 PM	#14
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	who fuckin threw that... the SWINE! __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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07.26.2006, 02:00 PM	#15
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Then he gets hit by a full beer bottle. The girl pissed herself for a reason.
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07.26.2006, 02:01 PM	#16
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	blood pouring from his face,he proceeds to sing some more __________________
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07.26.2006, 02:02 PM	#17
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Some of the crowd start to get angry. They can't stand people who are always hating on Pork (the greatest band on Earth). The people who hate the band are getting angry too. They came here for violence.
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07.26.2006, 02:03 PM	#18
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Throws bottle back onto a guy in the fron row's face causing the crowd to get more and more rowdy __________________
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07.26.2006, 02:04 PM	#19
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i'm gettin a blade... __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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