Your strangest medical problem

truncated · 05.04.2006, 10:37 AM

Inspired by Glice, because we all know the man needs an ego boost -

What's the strangest medical problem you've ever had?

I personally can't think of any, because I'm the paradigm of human perfection, body and mind.

But what's wrong with the rest of you weird bastards?

Savage Clone · 05.04.2006, 10:39 AM

I got the chicken pox when I was 27.

candymoan · 05.04.2006, 10:42 AM

i had small scars all over my body.. i didn't know what to make of it.. went to the doctor, and he got confused and decided to consult an elder colleague..

the older doc just looked at me and said it was a minor infection that spread throughout the skin.. he commented that it was fairly common for babies with their weak immune systems..

he said, "well, you could be considered a baby too.."
i was 25 at the time and showed my age...

Kannibal · 05.04.2006, 10:55 AM

when was early teenager, once came needle out of elbow. no idea how it got into my body.

Savage Clone · 05.04.2006, 10:58 AM

That is crazy.

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 11:12 AM

i suffer from chronic priapism.

truncated · 05.04.2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Kannibal

when was early teenager, once came needle out of elbow. no idea how it got into my body.

Did anyone else read that in a slightly different way?

Kannibal · 05.04.2006, 11:17 AM

english isn't my native language.

h8kurdt · 05.04.2006, 11:18 AM

Lactose intolorent, god does it piss me off.

porkmarras · 05.04.2006, 11:20 AM

i'm allergic to any type of metal(even gold and silver).It can drive you mad sometimes

truncated · 05.04.2006, 11:22 AM

Any metal at all? How do you function?

truncated · 05.04.2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kannibal

english isn't my native language.

I figured. I wasn't making fun of your speech; I just enjoy any opportunity to make childish references to sex.

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Any metal at all? How do you function?

im guessing rubber suits

truncated · 05.04.2006, 11:26 AM

Mmm, full body condoms. Hawt!

Glice · 05.04.2006, 12:01 PM

I have a hammer toe as well. It's quite rare.

michael71 · 05.04.2006, 12:18 PM

Maybe not strange but definitely unusual (and very painful):

I got out of bed in the middle of the night and fainted, hitting my head off the sharp bit of a doorhandle and the top of my right ear was hanging off. I got fifteen stitches to sow it back on and five stitches in my head.

I got a piece of stake caught in my throat and it lodged into my chest for five days. I couldn't eat and I could barely keep a sip of water down for these five days. They eventually sent me to hospital, put me under anasthetic and shoved a tube down my throat to suck out the piece of meat.

Savage Clone · 05.04.2006, 12:22 PM

I thought you meant a piece of "STAKE," like a metal spike, not "steak," like meat!

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I thought you meant a piece of "STAKE," like a metal spike, not "steak," like meat!

hah, be honest-- you thought he would eat your meat stake and got excited

michael71 · 05.04.2006, 01:23 PM

Oh yeah, I meant steak. Why do I only misspell simple words when I post on message boards with hundreds of people reading them???

krastian · 05.04.2006, 02:33 PM

I'm blind as shit.

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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Inspired by Glice, because we all know the man needs an ego boost - What's the strangest medical problem you've ever had? I personally can't think of any, because I'm the paradigm of human perfection, body and mind. But what's wrong with the rest of you weird bastards?
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I got the chicken pox when I was 27.
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candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	i had small scars all over my body.. i didn't know what to make of it.. went to the doctor, and he got confused and decided to consult an elder colleague.. the older doc just looked at me and said it was a minor infection that spread throughout the skin.. he commented that it was fairly common for babies with their weak immune systems.. he said, "well, you could be considered a baby too.." i was 25 at the time and showed my age... __________________ /* nothing here...
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Kannibal children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 305	when was early teenager, once came needle out of elbow. no idea how it got into my body.
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05.04.2006, 10:58 AM	#5
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	That is crazy.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	i suffer from chronic priapism.
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05.04.2006, 11:17 AM	#8
Kannibal children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 305	english isn't my native language.
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Lactose intolorent, god does it piss me off. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	i'm allergic to any type of metal(even gold and silver).It can drive you mad sometimes __________________
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05.04.2006, 11:22 AM	#11
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Any metal at all? How do you function?
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05.04.2006, 11:26 AM	#14
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Mmm, full body condoms. Hawt!
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05.04.2006, 12:18 PM	#16
michael71 little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 53	Maybe not strange but definitely unusual (and very painful): I got out of bed in the middle of the night and fainted, hitting my head off the sharp bit of a doorhandle and the top of my right ear was hanging off. I got fifteen stitches to sow it back on and five stitches in my head. I got a piece of stake caught in my throat and it lodged into my chest for five days. I couldn't eat and I could barely keep a sip of water down for these five days. They eventually sent me to hospital, put me under anasthetic and shoved a tube down my throat to suck out the piece of meat.
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05.04.2006, 12:22 PM	#17
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I thought you meant a piece of "STAKE," like a metal spike, not "steak," like meat!
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05.04.2006, 01:23 PM	#19
michael71 little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 53	Oh yeah, I meant steak. Why do I only misspell simple words when I post on message boards with hundreds of people reading them???
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	I'm blind as shit. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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