[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=axaWUAn82Fo

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

http://youtube.com/watch?v=axaWUAn82Fo

I have no audio at work, but I'll be sure to give it a watch once I'm home (and report back to you here).

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

USELESS!

it's over between us.

[Savage Clone]

He really needs some kind of parts upgrade.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

USELESS!

it's over between us.

I had my chance.

I blew it.




I have a feeling you would be an AWESOME sugah-daddy too.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

He really needs some kind of parts upgrade.

why?

for the most part, I'm able to get by on the sound of my evil laughter alone.

besides, it's not like somebody tries to get in my pants via youtoob everyday!

[Savage Clone]

I didn't know robots wore pants, weirdo.

[floatingslowly]

it rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.


for CWDIV:

 

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why?

for the most part, I'm able to get by on the sound of my evil laughter alone.

besides, it's not like somebody tries to get in my pants via youtoob everyday!

are you sure that's YOUR evil laughter?

[Kloriel]

"What's less known is that Absinthe was created by accident, when William the Conqueror's bastard chopped off the penis of the legitimate heir to the throne with an antiquated falchion made of druid hide."

The severed penis was scooped up with a spade and diced amongst that night's vegetables. The head chef for the castle however was a throwback to ye olden pagan and druids and spirit of the wolf and running fast and haha i fucked yelinak with my axe did you and so he added the toenail shrapnel of the legendary storm giant Liam Neeson.

The green fluid that flowed forth was then drank and loved by many. A business venture followed and soon americans became one with pretension and hacked away at ridiculous stories under the influence of minced cock and toe shit.

unfortunately the recipe was carried away by boat to Oslo, where it was transcribed upon some magnetic malcontents and chained into an eternal basement.

I am one of those magnetic malcontents, coming to you now, live from my new position of apparent helicopter pilot, since i just slew the other man and this craft is falling swiftly.

there, i just figured it out, now i am flying around norway with this machine and now i will drop a barrel of absinthe upon that suspicious looking population of healthy beavers.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

http://youtube.com/watch?v=axaWUAn82Fo

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko

Originally Posted by Kloriel

"What's less known is that Absinthe was created by accident, when William the Conqueror's bastard chopped off the penis of the legitimate heir to the throne with an antiquated falchion made of druid hide."

The severed penis was scooped up with a spade and diced amongst that night's vegetables. The head chef for the castle however was a throwback to ye olden pagan and druids and spirit of the wolf and running fast and haha i fucked yelinak with my axe did you and so he added the toenail shrapnel of the legendary storm giant Liam Neeson.

The green fluid that flowed forth was then drank and loved by many. A business venture followed and soon americans became one with pretension and hacked away at ridiculous stories under the influence of minced cock and toe shit.

unfortunately the recipe was carried away by boat to Oslo, where it was transcribed upon some magnetic malcontents and chained into an eternal basement.

I am one of those magnetic malcontents, coming to you now, live from my new position of apparent helicopter pilot, since i just slew the other man and this craft is falling swiftly.

there, i just figured it out, now i am flying around norway with this machine and now i will drop a barrel of absinthe upon that suspicious looking population of healthy beavers.

is it true that druid penis must be harvested with a silver scythe while the light of a full moon shines through the branches of a yew??

it's no wonder that it's so expensive.

[Kloriel]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

is it true that druid penis must be harvested with a silver scythe while the light of a full moon shines through the branches of a yew??

it's no wonder that it's so expensive.

I am confused and do not see nor comprefrench what you're jrapping about.
it almost sounds like your fematical soul employer was grasping you by the kidney and whispering feminine wiles - scythe? yew? what the FUCK is going on here?

I'm about 578 seconds away from dropping the name of a very good rock album to you mollusk molesters that has something to do with the skins david nails with lamb teeth against the fading horizon.

but suit yourselves in a llama of malaysia,
i'm about seas.

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[alyasa]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

I am confused and do not see nor comprefrench what you're jrapping about.
it almost sounds like your fematical soul employer was grasping you by the kidney and whispering feminine wiles - scythe? yew? what the FUCK is going on here?

I'm about 578 seconds away from dropping the name of a very good rock album to you mollusk molesters that has something to do with the skins david nails with lamb teeth against the fading horizon.

but suit yourselves in a llama of malaysia,
i'm about seas.

Fuck, Robot!
He said, 'Malaysia'.

[floatingslowly]

he says many things, but it's the llamas that concern me the most.

anyone willing to invoke them alongside a cryptic threat to post the lyrics of some obscure duet between Oasis and the band Live is obviously unstable (to say the least).

unfortunately, it is this unit's error that created the confusion between us.

the absinthetic penis severed was not made of druid, it was caused by it.

despite being fluent in over 6,000,000 universal dialects, my comprehension processor (and it's spelling subunit) are showing the signs of millennial wear.

[Savage Clone]

Your processor cannot comprehend MAJESTY is more like it.

[floatingslowly]

I'm a Division Manager in charge of 49 people!! I drive a Dodge Stratus!!

[Savage Clone]

^Read: total square

[floatingslowly]

beware the square's sharp edges.

they'll CUT you.

CUT you BAD.

[Savage Clone]

Cutting a bitch is against company policy, square.