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View Poll Results: If you could trade your sexual organs for a super power, would you? If so, what?
No. I like my sexual organs. 11 45.83%
Super Strength/Super Speed 0 0%
Regeneration/Rapid Healing 1 4.17%
Invisibility 1 4.17%
Shapeshift 2 8.33%
Telepathy/Telekinesis 0 0%
Teleportation 1 4.17%
Time Manipulation 6 25.00%
Energy Projection (shooting lasers, fire, ice, etc) 0 0%
Other (specify) 2 8.33%
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Old 03.19.2010, 08:19 PM   #1
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Or rather, a sexual organ. So the question is, if you could have any super power you wanted, but had to have your sexual organs removed, would you? AND if so, what would you chose?
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Old 03.19.2010, 08:23 PM   #2
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Fuck no.

Or maybe no to fuck?

Cumming is the best superpower there is.

 
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Old 03.19.2010, 08:27 PM   #3
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I've always wanted the ability to travel through time.
Time traveling powers = maybe.

How am I expected to piss in the future without a schlong?
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Old 03.19.2010, 08:28 PM   #4
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I wouldn't want goofy laser dildo arms.

my superpower will be orgasm-eyebeams.

I'm looking at YOU, chatty cougar.
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Old 03.19.2010, 08:29 PM   #5
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thats because you've never felt the sensation of shooting fire out of your hands.
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Old 03.19.2010, 08:40 PM   #6
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no, but I want to. do tell.
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Old 03.19.2010, 09:36 PM   #7
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cock-rocket!!!!
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Old 03.19.2010, 09:51 PM   #8
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that sounds explosive. would you rob banks or save humanity (through fucking)?
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Old 03.19.2010, 09:58 PM   #9
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which gives me a good reason to post this. I'm pretty much with deadpool except for #3. the captain gets one thing right.

 


I would like the power to shape refuse into large unwieldy vibrators.

fucking for everrrrrybody!
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Old 03.19.2010, 10:41 PM   #10
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my sexorgan is a super power
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Old 03.19.2010, 11:13 PM   #11
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maybe for invisibility/teleportation/time manip
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Old 03.19.2010, 11:19 PM   #12
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All of the above happens when I bust a nut.
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Old 03.19.2010, 11:24 PM   #13
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hmmm, doesn't shapeshifting kind of break the rules? i mean, you can make the shape of a penis pretty easily... or a tampon... actually, yes, i want to shapeshift. i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week
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Old 03.19.2010, 11:38 PM   #14
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i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week
Well, in a certain sense, you already are, aren't you.

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Old 03.20.2010, 12:05 AM   #15
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i'd smell worse than i already do
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Old 03.20.2010, 03:14 AM   #16
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i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week
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If you could trade your sexual organs for a super power, would you?

FUCK NO

lasers are pretty cool though.
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Old 03.20.2010, 03:47 AM   #17
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i'd smell worse than i already do


what happens if you shapeshift again while in there
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Old 03.20.2010, 03:51 AM   #18
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I choose Russia for my superpower.
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Old 03.20.2010, 03:55 AM   #19
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I choose Russia for my superpower.

i choose iceland, sleeping giants.
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Old 03.20.2010, 03:56 AM   #20
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