disney artists

wellcharge · 04.09.2009, 11:34 PM

i love hannah montana, demi lovato and selena gomez

the disney music is like the best shit being made today, you never know what's coming next; country, ska chords, an yngwie j.malmsteen rip off solo, slow versions of ramones songs. the only thing you can be sure of is that all the different wierd parts will combine into a swirling maelstrom of bored studio musicians and repressed teenage sexuality which is disturbingly being sold to 10 year olds. and since the vocals are so computer generated you can be sure that the singing will never be anything but perfect

hellmotherfuckingyeah

in 5 years these kids will get sick of being exploited and make the most gangsta shit humanly possible

EVOLghost · 04.09.2009, 11:35 PM

I hate you.

EVOLghost · 04.09.2009, 11:37 PM

Actually you're completely right. My neice is 9 and she is in love with THe Jonas Brothers....she's effin crazy about them. It sucks.

wellcharge · 04.09.2009, 11:40 PM

the jonas brothers are ok, but disney hasn't mastered the generic rock thing, but the jonas bros stage moves are incredible though and i feel the music may eventually catch up

wellcharge · 04.09.2009, 11:43 PM

one time i worked at claire's(yeah, i know) and this little girl cried because her mom said the wig she put on didn't make her look like hannah montana. how many artists can make people cry?

EVOLghost · 04.09.2009, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by wellcharge

but the jonas bros stage moves are incredible though and i feel the music may eventually catch up

You're making me puke.

EVOLghost · 04.09.2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wellcharge

one time i worked at claire's(yeah, i know) and this little girl cried because her mom said the wig she put on didn't make her look like hannah montana. how many artists can make people cry?

That is some power they have there.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.10.2009, 12:53 AM

She's wearing red hand condoms.

pbradley · 04.10.2009, 01:04 AM

I looked up her wiki page and it says she's into black metal and deathcore.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.10.2009, 01:11 AM

WTF...totally jailbait disney girl going after black metal guys.

wellcharge · 04.10.2009, 01:14 AM

her newest single has a power metally guitar solo, and she has an edgy punk attitude in the video as well

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.10.2009, 01:19 AM

pbradley · 04.10.2009, 01:23 AM

That would be funny if the idea of wasting 12 years old whiskey in coke weren't so offensive.

DeadDiscoDildo · 04.10.2009, 02:53 AM

Take that shit straight son

Glice · 04.10.2009, 06:33 AM

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Be still my fluttering balls.

She's not a patch on Miley, but pretty great nonetheless. I think there's a sense in which the Disney team are making something that's slightly less cynical than the Pop Idol thing, which has produced some ok stuff and some unmitigated turds. Are Aly & AJ part of the Disney thing? Potential break-up song is one of my favourite songs of the last few years, but everything else they did (that I heard) was guff.

lechaoscestmoi · 04.10.2009, 06:41 AM

wtf, this is NOT april 1st.

Derek · 04.10.2009, 06:42 AM

That girl is basically the same age as me? Jeez..

wellcharge · 04.10.2009, 07:09 AM

i love how many sexual comments are in a thread about performers who coincidentally happen to be underaged girls, if this site wasn't packed with ironic hip types it would be kind of worrisome haha

that said, 16 is okay in canadia so i would hit that shit, i'm actually joking but i'm not

aly and aj are associated with hollywood records which i think is owned by disney, and they've been in disney shows, but they made christian music before getting involved in disney and i think they(or their managers) have some control over their careers. whereas some of the other disney people got all their singing/dancing/acting lessons through disney and have never worked for anyone else, and likely have their DNA patterns copyrighted by disney.the jonas brothers have promised to stay virgins until marriage, i don't know what they do in their private lives but if i was a 16 year old celebrity i would quickly earn the nickname "caligula" jonas

i'm so ashamed that i've taken the time to think about this

for good measure:

Derek · 04.10.2009, 07:10 AM

16 is okay in the UK also so yeah... I honestly would hit that shit.

Trasher02 · 04.10.2009, 07:20 AM

04.09.2009, 11:34 PM	#1
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	i love hannah montana, demi lovato and selena gomez the disney music is like the best shit being made today, you never know what's coming next; country, ska chords, an yngwie j.malmsteen rip off solo, slow versions of ramones songs. the only thing you can be sure of is that all the different wierd parts will combine into a swirling maelstrom of bored studio musicians and repressed teenage sexuality which is disturbingly being sold to 10 year olds. and since the vocals are so computer generated you can be sure that the singing will never be anything but perfect hellmotherfuckingyeah in 5 years these kids will get sick of being exploited and make the most gangsta shit humanly possible
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04.09.2009, 11:35 PM	#2
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	I hate you.
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04.09.2009, 11:37 PM	#3
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Actually you're completely right. My neice is 9 and she is in love with THe Jonas Brothers....she's effin crazy about them. It sucks.
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04.09.2009, 11:40 PM	#4
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	the jonas brothers are ok, but disney hasn't mastered the generic rock thing, but the jonas bros stage moves are incredible though and i feel the music may eventually catch up
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04.09.2009, 11:43 PM	#5
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	one time i worked at claire's(yeah, i know) and this little girl cried because her mom said the wig she put on didn't make her look like hannah montana. how many artists can make people cry?
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04.10.2009, 12:53 AM	#8
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	She's wearing red hand condoms. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I looked up her wiki page and it says she's into black metal and deathcore.
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04.10.2009, 01:11 AM	#10
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	WTF...totally jailbait disney girl going after black metal guys. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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04.10.2009, 01:14 AM	#11
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	her newest single has a power metally guitar solo, and she has an edgy punk attitude in the video as well
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04.10.2009, 01:19 AM	#12
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	__________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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04.10.2009, 01:23 AM	#13
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	That would be funny if the idea of wasting 12 years old whiskey in coke weren't so offensive.
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04.10.2009, 02:53 AM	#14
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Take that shit straight son
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04.10.2009, 06:41 AM	#16
lechaoscestmoi the destroyed room Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 589	wtf, this is NOT april 1st.
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04.10.2009, 06:42 AM	#17
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	That girl is basically the same age as me? Jeez..
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04.10.2009, 07:09 AM	#18
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	i love how many sexual comments are in a thread about performers who coincidentally happen to be underaged girls, if this site wasn't packed with ironic hip types it would be kind of worrisome haha that said, 16 is okay in canadia so i would hit that shit, i'm actually joking but i'm not aly and aj are associated with hollywood records which i think is owned by disney, and they've been in disney shows, but they made christian music before getting involved in disney and i think they(or their managers) have some control over their careers. whereas some of the other disney people got all their singing/dancing/acting lessons through disney and have never worked for anyone else, and likely have their DNA patterns copyrighted by disney.the jonas brothers have promised to stay virgins until marriage, i don't know what they do in their private lives but if i was a 16 year old celebrity i would quickly earn the nickname "caligula" jonas i'm so ashamed that i've taken the time to think about this for good measure:
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Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	16 is okay in the UK also so yeah... I honestly would hit that shit.
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	__________________ 666
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