It's Hot As Balls

noumenal · 04.19.2006, 04:57 PM

Why does it have to be so hot? It's been 90 degrees here for the past two days. And yesterday my power went out for an hour. I was sitting in my apartment playing the guitar and sweat was dripping off my nose onto the fingerboard. I would have gone outside to escape but like I said, it was 90 degrees outside with approx. 99% humidity. Jesus Man-Candy Christ, it's only going to get hotter.

EMMAh · 04.19.2006, 04:58 PM

It's the perfect temperature here, not too hot and a nice breeze. I'm not sure what the exact temperature is though...

Danny Himself · 04.19.2006, 04:59 PM

Go and lean into your refridgerator. Works for me. Try to like.. get inside it.

Danny Himself · 04.19.2006, 04:59 PM

Oh, and it's night here. So I am enjoying a cool breeze from my windows... :]

Glice · 04.19.2006, 05:02 PM

I walked about 4 miles home this evening. There was a little drizzle, but no wind. Quite pleasant all told. I like walking at night, especially on week nights when there's no retards out to bottle a man like me.

Ah, this is the most perfectly English thread.

noumenal · 04.19.2006, 05:02 PM

The fridge idea is good. I have a bag of frozen okra that I'm going to put down my pants.

truncated · 04.19.2006, 05:14 PM

Well, you do live in the armpit of America - it's constantly hot, moist, and tinged with a rather funky aroma.

Glice · 04.19.2006, 05:17 PM

I've got a big sausage in my pants, but it certainly didn't come from the freezer.

noumenal · 04.19.2006, 05:17 PM

Yes, this is the armpit of America. The asshole is a little town called Toccoa, Georgia.

Glice · 04.19.2006, 05:17 PM

Sausage being a metaphor for my cock, obviously.

noumenal · 04.19.2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I've got a big sausage in my pants, but it certainly didn't come from the freezer.

I don't get it.

noumenal · 04.19.2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Sausage being a metaphor for my cock, obviously.

Oh.

Inhuman · 04.19.2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

It's the perfect temperature here, not too hot and a nice breeze. I'm not sure what the exact temperature is though...

Yeah, for sure. It was nice this morning at sunrise too. It was perfect T-shirt weather, so I wore my washing machine shirt.

noumenal · 04.19.2006, 05:21 PM

Who knew that starting a thread called "It's Hot As Balls" would be Canadian-bait....

EMMAh · 04.19.2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

Yeah, for sure. It was nice this morning at sunrise too. It was perfect T-shirt weather, so I wore my washing machine shirt.

I know!
I was surprised I didn't wear my jean jacket at all today

It better be nice tomorrow, 420 haha.

Glice · 04.19.2006, 05:25 PM

Canadian-bait? What's the difference, surely they're all the same as Americans?

truncated · 04.19.2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I've got a big sausage in my pants, but it certainly didn't come from the freezer.

I've tried to make that sound enticing, but it's wrong on too many levels.

noumenal · 04.19.2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Canadian-bait? What's the difference, surely they're all the same as Americans?

They're the same as Americans, but nicer and more friendly. And they talk funny.

Glice · 04.19.2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by David Hasslehof

I've got a big sausage in my pants, but it certainly didn't come from the freezer.

Does this help?

val-holla-ing · 04.19.2006, 05:29 PM

i agree. today was ridiculously hot and riding a bike with a saxophone strapped to my back didn't make it any better.

04.19.2006, 04:57 PM	#1
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Why does it have to be so hot? It's been 90 degrees here for the past two days. And yesterday my power went out for an hour. I was sitting in my apartment playing the guitar and sweat was dripping off my nose onto the fingerboard. I would have gone outside to escape but like I said, it was 90 degrees outside with approx. 99% humidity. Jesus Man-Candy Christ, it's only going to get hotter.
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04.19.2006, 04:58 PM	#2
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	It's the perfect temperature here, not too hot and a nice breeze. I'm not sure what the exact temperature is though... __________________
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04.19.2006, 04:59 PM	#3
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Go and lean into your refridgerator. Works for me. Try to like.. get inside it.
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04.19.2006, 04:59 PM	#4
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Oh, and it's night here. So I am enjoying a cool breeze from my windows... :]
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04.19.2006, 05:02 PM	#6
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	The fridge idea is good. I have a bag of frozen okra that I'm going to put down my pants.
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04.19.2006, 05:14 PM	#7
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Well, you do live in the armpit of America - it's constantly hot, moist, and tinged with a rather funky aroma.
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04.19.2006, 05:17 PM	#9
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Yes, this is the armpit of America. The asshole is a little town called Toccoa, Georgia.
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04.19.2006, 05:21 PM	#14
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Who knew that starting a thread called "It's Hot As Balls" would be Canadian-bait....
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04.19.2006, 05:29 PM	#20
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i agree. today was ridiculously hot and riding a bike with a saxophone strapped to my back didn't make it any better. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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