kim gordon is a key-ring that can emulate a ZX Spectrum! It never needs repairing.

shentov · 04.17.2006, 09:47 AM

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/prior...ref=kim+gordon

just fucked around with this site. how perfect internet is for killing time...

shentov · 04.17.2006, 10:07 AM

ok i feel like posting crap sites so http://urbandictionary.com has some nice definitions of things so i had fun on this one too.

Soundtrax · 04.17.2006, 11:26 AM

Soundtrax is a baseball cap that can be taken on holiday!

ploesj · 04.17.2006, 11:35 AM

ploesj is an electronic implant that stays exactly where you leave it! It encrypts all of its data and is actually just a solid block of plastic.

sonicl · 04.18.2006, 03:40 AM

sonicl is a pair of sunglasses that makes amusing belching noises and can speak twelve languages.

How cool is that!

noumenal · 04.18.2006, 03:42 AM

I like your picture sonicl. I think everyone on the board should make their avatar a picture of them holding up a glass of beer. It would make me feel like I'm sitting in a pub with everybody.

stirling · 04.18.2006, 03:48 AM

stirling is a milk carton that blocks UV light! It lasts for up to a week and is water-resistant.

blah is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits.

yuck is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change.

lee ranaldo is an explosive device that turns your lights on and off and squirts clouds of black ink.

thurston moore is a pogo stick! It flies like a rocket!

noumenal · 04.18.2006, 03:53 AM

My third nipple is a wastepaper basket! It doubles as a laser-printer!

Pauly Shore is a biro that detects harmful gases!

I nutted on my shoe is like a normal billboard, but it lasts forever.

My fat sack is a hole-punch that emits heat! It hums incessantly and is rustproof.

Brian Wilson is a chocolate bar that has an alarm setting!

Old electrical tape is a razor! It can be programmed to perform simple tasks!

Margaret Thatcher's vagina is a human clone that's oak-panelled! It follows you around.

Inhuman · 04.20.2006, 12:19 PM

Rob is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.

Lone Flanger · 04.20.2006, 12:24 PM

merkin is a hole-punch that anticipates your every move, increases your sex appeal and is slightly hallucinogenic.

04.17.2006, 09:47 AM	#1
shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/prior...ref=kim+gordon just fucked around with this site. how perfect internet is for killing time... __________________
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04.17.2006, 10:07 AM	#2
shentov expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 1,223	ok i feel like posting crap sites so http://urbandictionary.com has some nice definitions of things so i had fun on this one too. __________________
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04.17.2006, 11:26 AM	#3
Soundtrax bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Slovenia, Ljubljana Posts: 226	Soundtrax is a baseball cap that can be taken on holiday! __________________ satan is boring, and so is god.
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04.17.2006, 11:35 AM	#4
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	ploesj is an electronic implant that stays exactly where you leave it! It encrypts all of its data and is actually just a solid block of plastic. __________________ blog flickr
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04.18.2006, 03:40 AM	#5
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	sonicl is a pair of sunglasses that makes amusing belching noises and can speak twelve languages. How cool is that! __________________
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04.18.2006, 03:42 AM	#6
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I like your picture sonicl. I think everyone on the board should make their avatar a picture of them holding up a glass of beer. It would make me feel like I'm sitting in a pub with everybody.
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04.18.2006, 03:48 AM	#7
stirling bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 191	stirling is a milk carton that blocks UV light! It lasts for up to a week and is water-resistant. blah is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits. yuck is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change. lee ranaldo is an explosive device that turns your lights on and off and squirts clouds of black ink. thurston moore is a pogo stick! It flies like a rocket!
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04.18.2006, 03:53 AM	#8
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	My third nipple is a wastepaper basket! It doubles as a laser-printer! Pauly Shore is a biro that detects harmful gases! I nutted on my shoe is like a normal billboard, but it lasts forever. My fat sack is a hole-punch that emits heat! It hums incessantly and is rustproof. Brian Wilson is a chocolate bar that has an alarm setting! Old electrical tape is a razor! It can be programmed to perform simple tasks! Margaret Thatcher's vagina is a human clone that's oak-panelled! It follows you around.
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04.20.2006, 12:19 PM	#9
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Rob is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.
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04.20.2006, 12:24 PM	#10
Lone Flanger little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: 22066 Posts: 79	merkin is a hole-punch that anticipates your every move, increases your sex appeal and is slightly hallucinogenic. __________________ registered: 10/27/2001 00:00 posts: 2428 and all that jazz.
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