I want a foxy little Jewish princess

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.22.2007, 12:30 AM

My little brother has become a huge anti-semitist recently.

We were in the park in squirrel hill with my little sister and our nephew and he saw some Jews playing b ball and was mumbling shit about it.

He's been talking about getting a swastika tattoo.

He said they killed Jesus (he has professed atheism many times though, I'm the firm believer) and they are money grubbing and they are the reason my parents own a cutlass sierra station wagon.

I want to get a Jewish girlfriend and rub it in his face. Maybe fuck her on his bed.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 10.22.2007, 12:51 AM

nicfit · 10.22.2007, 04:06 AM

Does he look more like Norton or Furlong?
Ha ha, just kidding man.
Hope this won't turn into a racist/annoying thread, and I hope you'll help him be more tolerant and change his mind.

HECKLER SPRAY · 10.22.2007, 07:20 AM

They killed Jesus ? I thought it was the Romans who killed that guy. Holy shit, History is so complicated...
Seriously, I wonder how you can bear your brother. I'm not as tolerant as you concerning that kind of behavior.

alyasa · 10.22.2007, 08:00 AM

So do I.

floatingslowly · 10.22.2007, 08:19 AM

after Apocalypto, I was able to forgive Mel Gibson.

not that I ever really care about drama, but I fogive him for whatever it was he did.

blue-eyed jeezuz would want it that way.

PS:

tesla69 · 10.22.2007, 09:22 AM

So you want to use a woman's sexuality to get revenge on your brother?

mangajunky · 10.22.2007, 10:09 AM

I love Zappa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Zappa

I want a nasty little Jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish princess
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little Jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish princess
With Romanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites

hot girls of the IDF - ha ha!!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89MULIrqruI

SynthethicalY · 10.22.2007, 10:31 AM

Tell your brother that if he goes that route his chances of having a good life is limited.

mangajunky · 10.22.2007, 11:08 AM

http://www.jdate.com/

atari 2600 · 10.22.2007, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mangajunky

I love Zappa

hot girls of the IDF - ha ha!!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89MULIrqruI

yeah, i caught that too / knew the thread title was a reference

whatever, sounds like julian's family is just as fucked-up as he is

Silent Dan Speaks · 10.22.2007, 12:01 PM

I'd love to date a Jewish girl because they're so nurturing and I have thing for big noses.

I realize these are stereotypes, but I don't care.

fugazifan · 10.22.2007, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

They killed Jesus ? I thought it was the Romans who killed that guy. Holy shit, History is so complicated...
Seriously, I wonder how you can bear your brother. I'm not as tolerant as you concerning that kind of behavior.

nope, it was us, we killed him....
oh BTW
Q:why cant a JAP get a colostomy?
A: cause she cant find shoes to match her bag

oh and your brother has some serious issues, and should get em fixed before he hurts someone

Savage Clone · 10.22.2007, 01:06 PM

You are obviously a puppet of the Zionist Occupation Government.

mangajunky · 10.22.2007, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

You are obviously a puppet of the Zionist Occupation Government.

Of course I am, I live in the New York area.
I even enjoy a kosher pastrami sandwich once in a while.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.22.2007, 01:23 PM

Well the Romans executed Christ after he was turned in to them by the Jewish authorities (who felt threatened.) I think a lot of people don't get that. Authorities wanted him dead, not the masses.

The same masses who greeted him with palms cheared his torture and death though.

BUT I've always felt that that section of the bible is more about mankind than the jewish.

I had a very conservative jewish friend (anti-palestinian, zionist, pro-Sharon) who didn't like my view. He had a staunch believe that the jewish authorities would never do anything wrong. Which made very little sense to me because I think Christian authorities do things wrong all time, which is part of why I don't go to church.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.22.2007, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tesla69

So you want to use a woman's sexuality to get revenge on your brother?

Yes. . . although technically he didn't do anything to me, technically he did stuff to her calling her people kikes, jews, money grubbers etc.

biggest muff · 10.22.2007, 01:26 PM

Sounds like your brother needs a history lesson and a swift kick to the head.
But then again, doesn't everyone?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.22.2007, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600

yeah, i caught that too / knew the thread title was a reference

whatever, sounds like julian's family is just as fucked-up as he is

I've got 5 siblings. All of them are different.

My little brother's the only one that I'd say very fucked up. Most of us our just have minor mental problems that affect our everyday lives. He's got some major ones.

I get visions of bad things happening in just the right way to kill or severely wound someone. I used to get pissed off when people left their razors in the shower because I feared them falling on my wrists and killing me.

I'm the kind of person who could never have a gun in their house. The fear of what it could do would be debilitating to me.

But my irrational fears of accidents don't lead me to be an incredibly hateful person.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.22.2007, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggest muff

Sounds like your brother needs a history lesson and a swift kick to the head.
But then again, doesn't everyone?

yeah

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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	My little brother has become a huge anti-semitist recently. We were in the park in squirrel hill with my little sister and our nephew and he saw some Jews playing b ball and was mumbling shit about it. He's been talking about getting a swastika tattoo. He said they killed Jesus (he has professed atheism many times though, I'm the firm believer) and they are money grubbing and they are the reason my parents own a cutlass sierra station wagon. I want to get a Jewish girlfriend and rub it in his face. Maybe fuck her on his bed.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	after Apocalypto, I was able to forgive Mel Gibson. not that I ever really care about drama, but I fogive him for whatever it was he did. blue-eyed jeezuz would want it that way. PS:
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Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	I'd love to date a Jewish girl because they're so nurturing and I have thing for big noses. I realize these are stereotypes, but I don't care.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Well the Romans executed Christ after he was turned in to them by the Jewish authorities (who felt threatened.) I think a lot of people don't get that. Authorities wanted him dead, not the masses. The same masses who greeted him with palms cheared his torture and death though. BUT I've always felt that that section of the bible is more about mankind than the jewish. I had a very conservative jewish friend (anti-palestinian, zionist, pro-Sharon) who didn't like my view. He had a staunch believe that the jewish authorities would never do anything wrong. Which made very little sense to me because I think Christian authorities do things wrong all time, which is part of why I don't go to church.
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