What is the most likely?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.15.2006, 12:25 AM

Of these things that will only happen when pigs fly

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.15.2006, 12:30 AM

I voted against myself.

Cantankerous · 09.15.2006, 12:33 AM

virgin?

krastian · 09.15.2006, 01:12 AM

Bowie....I really like quite a few of his albums from the 90's to now though.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.15.2006, 01:15 AM

The other 3 things just must be extremely unlikely!

It isn't something I really worry about. Having sex is something I've never really tried to do. Not trying to have sex comes with the added bonus of *edit* NOT *edit* regretting who you've had sex with.

Norma J · 09.15.2006, 01:21 AM

You had me at Fugazi.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.15.2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Actually, NOT trying to have sex comes with the added bonus of regretting who you have NOT had sex with.

That is what I meant.

Anyways, I've never had a chance that I regret not taking advantage of. Actually, wait. A chick was handing out condoms at a festival, and I made a joke about not needing them. She told me "you never know, it's a long weekend." I should have fucked her on the spot.

Other than that- I'm glad I haven't had sex with any of my ex's.

Alex's Trip · 09.15.2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

I was a virgin once... It sucked.

I wasn't a virgin once. But now I am, again.

jon boy · 09.15.2006, 02:46 AM

we need more options.

Tokolosh · 09.15.2006, 04:06 AM

The virginity issue.

_slavo_ · 09.15.2006, 04:45 AM

It's been quite a while since I was a virgin.
So I go for MBV option

sonicl · 09.15.2006, 04:50 AM

The list of girls I regret not having had sex with over the last twenty-odd years is downright painful to think about.

luxinterior · 09.15.2006, 07:20 AM

Honestly I went with Fugazi on this one. Call it wishful thinking.

king_buzzo · 09.15.2006, 07:30 AM

Glice · 09.15.2006, 07:34 AM

I hope you lose it soon, but it doesn't really matter. The others are unlikely, and even if they did happen it wouldn't necessarily improve the world one iota.

king_buzzo · 09.15.2006, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

I wasn't a virgin once. But now I am, again.

haha yeah

HaydenAsche · 09.15.2006, 08:10 AM

Yeah. Julian is never losing his virginity. Hopefully, Fugazi comes out of hiatus instead.

Everyneurotic · 09.15.2006, 08:48 AM

you getting action.

god!! is this the bring down thread? the whole "regret having sex with someone" thing is going to haunt me now!!!

Savage Clone · 09.15.2006, 08:58 AM

I guarantee it will be easier to get some action if you leave your parents' house and get your own apartment.

"Try and keep it quiet because my mom is sleeping in the next room" doesn't really qualify as "dirty talk" to most people.

I still think that possibility is more likely than any of the other scenarios you posted though, so I'll vote for you anyway.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.15.2006, 12:56 PM

Maybe if my room was in the basement like Brodie from Clerks.

My house is honestly so big that one of my friends screwed his girlfriend here atleast twice and completely got away with it. Until he told me drunk at a party.

Anyways, my parents let me rock my Fender Bassman super loud and host shows in my basement. What landlord would let me do that?

I'm really just hoping I can afford a civic before the end of the year. I think girls care more about you having a car and being able to take them out then you having your own place. When I lived in a dorm for a year my roommate fucked chicks while I was in there asleep.

View Poll Results: What is the most likely?
Fugazi comes out of hiatus	6	23.08%
My Bloody Valentine release the follow up to Loveless	6	23.08%
David Bowie making a new album on par with his 70's material	2	7.69%
Spectral Julian losing his virginity before 2007	12	46.15%
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09.15.2006, 12:25 AM	#1
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Of these things that will only happen when pigs fly
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I voted against myself.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	virgin? __________________ RETIRED
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Bowie....I really like quite a few of his albums from the 90's to now though. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	The other 3 things just must be extremely unlikely! It isn't something I really worry about. Having sex is something I've never really tried to do. Not trying to have sex comes with the added bonus of edit NOT edit regretting who you've had sex with.
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09.15.2006, 01:21 AM	#6
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	You had me at Fugazi. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	we need more options. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	The virginity issue. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.15.2006, 04:45 AM	#11
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,907	It's been quite a while since I was a virgin. So I go for MBV option __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	The list of girls I regret not having had sex with over the last twenty-odd years is downright painful to think about.
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09.15.2006, 07:20 AM	#13
luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	Honestly I went with Fugazi on this one. Call it wishful thinking. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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09.15.2006, 07:30 AM	#14
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	mbv.
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09.15.2006, 08:10 AM	#17
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Yeah. Julian is never losing his virginity. Hopefully, Fugazi comes out of hiatus instead. __________________ rip
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	you getting action. god!! is this the bring down thread? the whole "regret having sex with someone" thing is going to haunt me now!!! __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.15.2006, 08:58 AM	#19
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I guarantee it will be easier to get some action if you leave your parents' house and get your own apartment. "Try and keep it quiet because my mom is sleeping in the next room" doesn't really qualify as "dirty talk" to most people. I still think that possibility is more likely than any of the other scenarios you posted though, so I'll vote for you anyway.
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09.15.2006, 12:56 PM	#20
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Maybe if my room was in the basement like Brodie from Clerks. My house is honestly so big that one of my friends screwed his girlfriend here atleast twice and completely got away with it. Until he told me drunk at a party. Anyways, my parents let me rock my Fender Bassman super loud and host shows in my basement. What landlord would let me do that? I'm really just hoping I can afford a civic before the end of the year. I think girls care more about you having a car and being able to take them out then you having your own place. When I lived in a dorm for a year my roommate fucked chicks while I was in there asleep.
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