My microwave inquiry

Inhuman · 02.05.2007, 08:44 AM

Ahaha, and they had to give a genuine response. They sincerely apologize too.

Hey, I recently got the 0.7 cu. countertop microwave and I was wondering if I can possibly set half seconds on it. I often find food overcooked or undercooked, with only a second different. Is there a button that I can set so it stops half way through the second so I don't have to stop it manually?

Thank you
Rob

Dear Rob,
Thank you for contacting Sears.
We appreciate your questions regarding microwaves available at Sears.
Unfortunately, it is not possible to set the timer on our microwaves for
half seconds. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience you may have
experienced.
Doug P.
Sears Customer Care

king_buzzo · 02.05.2007, 10:52 AM

haha, very funny, molesting poor people like that.

Inhuman · 02.05.2007, 01:15 PM

It makes their jobs more interesting! Only downside is that they sign you up to the sears mailing list if you send them a customer care email...

Hip Priest · 02.05.2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

Ahaha, and they had to give a genuine response. They sincerely apologize too.

Hey, I recently got the 0.7 cu. countertop microwave and I was wondering if I can possibly set half seconds on it. I often find food overcooked or undercooked, with only a second different. Is there a button that I can set so it stops half way through the second so I don't have to stop it manually?

Thank you
Rob

Dear Rob,
Thank you for contacting Sears.
We appreciate your questions regarding microwaves available at Sears.
Unfortunately, it is not possible to set the timer on our microwaves for
half seconds. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience you may have
experienced.
Doug P.
Sears Customer Care

If you haven't done so already, you definitely check this guy out: http://www.robincooper.co.uk/

Inhuman · 02.05.2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

If you haven't done so already, you definitely check this guy out: http://www.robincooper.co.uk/

haha, thanks for the link, I haven't seen that before. I like this one

fishmonkey · 02.06.2007, 04:53 AM

that is hillarious!
i sent an email to the people at www.fishmonkey.com and asked them what the fuck they were playing at taking my username with such venom and lack of respect for the crossing of marine life and monkey livin, but the bastards didnt even have the decency to write back...
just brushed me aside like a snot from their nose.

Inhuman · 02.06.2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

that is hillarious!
i sent an email to the people at www.fishmonkey.com and asked them what the fuck they were playing at taking my username with such venom and lack of respect for the crossing of marine life and monkey livin, but the bastards didnt even have the decency to write back...
just brushed me aside like a snot from their nose.

Haha, I remember that. and fishmonkey.com has nothing on it either, it's a waste of space!

fishmonkey · 02.06.2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

Haha, I remember that. and fishmonkey.com has nothing on it either, it's a waste of space!

i know yeah!! thats the killer part, what is their function in life?
i tell ya, an essential part of my week every week is to get that website up and shake my fist at it in gesture of anger.

Inhuman · 02.06.2007, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

i know yeah!! thats the killer part, what is their function in life?
i tell ya, an essential part of my week every week is to get that website up and shake my fist at it in gesture of anger.

ahaha, you should totally start a fishmonkey.org. A non-profit organization to yourself, yet donations are accepted as gifts.

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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Ahaha, and they had to give a genuine response. They sincerely apologize too. Hey, I recently got the 0.7 cu. countertop microwave and I was wondering if I can possibly set half seconds on it. I often find food overcooked or undercooked, with only a second different. Is there a button that I can set so it stops half way through the second so I don't have to stop it manually? Thank you Rob Dear Rob, Thank you for contacting Sears. We appreciate your questions regarding microwaves available at Sears. Unfortunately, it is not possible to set the timer on our microwaves for half seconds. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced. Doug P. Sears Customer Care __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	haha, very funny, molesting poor people like that.
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	It makes their jobs more interesting! Only downside is that they sign you up to the sears mailing list if you send them a customer care email... __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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02.06.2007, 04:53 AM	#6
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	that is hillarious! i sent an email to the people at www.fishmonkey.com and asked them what the fuck they were playing at taking my username with such venom and lack of respect for the crossing of marine life and monkey livin, but the bastards didnt even have the decency to write back... just brushed me aside like a snot from their nose. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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