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Old 01.05.2011, 05:24 PM   #1
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Right, so in one of my day dreams t'other day I said to myself 'Dappy is like the down syndrome Mark E Smith'.

Another of my favourite things I have written recently was 'I put smilies in my poems/ like a retard'

More great/ comical/ crap similes please.
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Old 01.05.2011, 05:27 PM   #2
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does:

"Ill like an asthmatic on crack"

count?
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Old 01.05.2011, 05:33 PM   #3
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That's good. Is it yours? It's good.
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Old 01.05.2011, 05:41 PM   #4
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I think I picked it up somewhere ages ago. I cant recall from where exactly (music/movie)
it stuck with me like forever
I wouldnt be surprised if it turns out to be from mf doom.

I think he must be like a treasure regarding the stuff you are searching for!
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Old 01.05.2011, 05:43 PM   #5
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Someone I know once described free jazz as the sound of a man falling down a staircase holding a drumkit
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^^hahaha
thats great
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