What do you call your Penis?

trance feeeedback · 06.13.2006, 04:16 PM

I am sorry for this stupid poll.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.13.2006, 04:18 PM

My penis.

finding nobody · 06.13.2006, 04:19 PM

peepee homie

!@#$%! · 06.13.2006, 04:19 PM

ha ha

i dont have time to stay until the poll is up.

i call him nothing, as he's identical to me, but it's been variously described as "magnificent penis" "la gloire du pérou" "nice thick cock" and "miracle maker".

thank you for allowing me for the oportunity to boast in front of all these strangers.

trance feeeedback · 06.13.2006, 04:21 PM

aw man, I forgot to put cock as an option, that is a pretty common name.

Glice · 06.13.2006, 04:26 PM

The Oracle

He who brings life.

Old chap.

Cock.

Pink trombone.

Love meat.

Wang.

Special flesh.

Damacles (as in 'the sword of...')

Spaff machine.

Wild thang.

The pirate of men's pants.

Ol' one eyes.

The master.

...Need I go on?

Phlegmscope · 06.13.2006, 04:32 PM

I don't have a name for him, but he calls me a wanker.

EDIT: and I never call it "He" either.

jon boy · 06.13.2006, 04:33 PM

Rob Instigator · 06.13.2006, 04:49 PM

someone calls it TOODLES

PAULYBEE2656 · 06.13.2006, 05:00 PM

yelow fluid carrying device/
yoghurt hurling pump action shotgun/
mount rushmore/
simon the real dildo/
the ironical revenge of hercules/
tackleman, the amazing piercing device/
expressway to yr...........................

fishmonkey · 06.13.2006, 05:12 PM

the one eyed milkman.

Neongod · 06.13.2006, 05:25 PM

Dick...unless sex is involved. Then it's cock.

FruitLoop · 06.13.2006, 05:38 PM

I don't have a name for it but my gf does....

"bruce willis": flaccid
"pierre-paul": erect

I don't even know why.....................

RIPfrey05 · 06.13.2006, 05:50 PM

Vodka Goblin · 06.13.2006, 06:12 PM

Ha ha the Goblin he's back y'wot never mind about that I'll explain later no time right now gotta answer the burinin question WHAT QUESTION I hear ya ask the question of the penis of course, Mrs Goblin calls it the Goblin Sharpshooter y'kno cos that's just how it is and the elves - WHO WE DO NOT LIKE - call it 'That which the lady elves avoid at all costs' or is that just how they refer to goblins in general yeah that's it, anyway the penis thing I call it 'The Generalissimo' cos it just is that way, and that's the way it is see y'all a bit later.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 06.13.2006, 06:15 PM

well the ladies call it: "holy fuckin' shit! was your daddy a bull?!"
But i call it my cock.

golden child · 06.13.2006, 06:15 PM

cheech and chong and the big doobie

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 06.13.2006, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FruitLoop

I don't have a name for it but my gf does....

"bruce willis": flaccid
"pierre-paul": erect

I don't even know why.....................

hahaha

Inhuman · 06.13.2006, 07:12 PM

Nothing like a good shower to treat my johnson.

krastian · 06.13.2006, 07:28 PM

Ol' Blue

View Poll Results: What do you call your penis?
penis	5	11.36%
dick	10	22.73%
weiner	0	0%
wang	2	4.55%
schlong	2	4.55%
tallywacker	0	0%
pecker	2	4.55%
peepee	1	2.27%
ding-a-ling	0	0%
other.......	22	50.00%
Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

06.13.2006, 04:16 PM	#1
trance feeeedback children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sun Ra's place on Saturn Posts: 359	I am sorry for this stupid poll. __________________ "If by noise you mean uncomfortable sound, then pop music is noise to me."-Masami Akita "sound is god"-Ravi Shankar. FREE TIBET!
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06.13.2006, 04:18 PM	#2
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	My penis.
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06.13.2006, 04:19 PM	#3
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	peepee homie
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06.13.2006, 04:19 PM	#4
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,546	ha ha i dont have time to stay until the poll is up. i call him nothing, as he's identical to me, but it's been variously described as "magnificent penis" "la gloire du pérou" "nice thick cock" and "miracle maker". thank you for allowing me for the oportunity to boast in front of all these strangers.
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06.13.2006, 04:21 PM	#5
trance feeeedback children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sun Ra's place on Saturn Posts: 359	aw man, I forgot to put cock as an option, that is a pretty common name. __________________ "If by noise you mean uncomfortable sound, then pop music is noise to me."-Masami Akita "sound is god"-Ravi Shankar. FREE TIBET!
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06.13.2006, 04:32 PM	#7
Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	I don't have a name for him, but he calls me a wanker. EDIT: and I never call it "He" either.
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06.13.2006, 04:33 PM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	E.T.
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06.13.2006, 04:49 PM	#9
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	someone calls it TOODLES __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.13.2006, 05:00 PM	#10
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	yelow fluid carrying device/ yoghurt hurling pump action shotgun/ mount rushmore/ simon the real dildo/ the ironical revenge of hercules/ tackleman, the amazing piercing device/ expressway to yr........................... __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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06.13.2006, 05:12 PM	#11
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	the one eyed milkman. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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06.13.2006, 05:25 PM	#12
Neongod the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 549	Dick...unless sex is involved. Then it's cock. __________________ "Það besta sem Guð hefur skapað er nýr dagur."
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06.13.2006, 05:38 PM	#13
FruitLoop children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 323	I don't have a name for it but my gf does.... "bruce willis": flaccid "pierre-paul": erect I don't even know why.....................
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06.13.2006, 05:50 PM	#14
RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	GOD __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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06.13.2006, 06:12 PM	#15
Vodka Goblin little trouble girl Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gundle Village Posts: 82	Ha ha the Goblin he's back y'wot never mind about that I'll explain later no time right now gotta answer the burinin question WHAT QUESTION I hear ya ask the question of the penis of course, Mrs Goblin calls it the Goblin Sharpshooter y'kno cos that's just how it is and the elves - WHO WE DO NOT LIKE - call it 'That which the lady elves avoid at all costs' or is that just how they refer to goblins in general yeah that's it, anyway the penis thing I call it 'The Generalissimo' cos it just is that way, and that's the way it is see y'all a bit later.
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06.13.2006, 06:15 PM	#16
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	well the ladies call it: "holy fuckin' shit! was your daddy a bull?!" But i call it my cock. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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06.13.2006, 06:15 PM	#17
golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	cheech and chong and the big doobie __________________ blind
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06.13.2006, 07:12 PM	#19
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Nothing like a good shower to treat my johnson. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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06.13.2006, 07:28 PM	#20
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Ol' Blue __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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