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View Poll Results: What do you call your penis?
penis 5 11.36%
dick 10 22.73%
weiner 0 0%
wang 2 4.55%
schlong 2 4.55%
tallywacker 0 0%
pecker 2 4.55%
peepee 1 2.27%
ding-a-ling 0 0%
other....... 22 50.00%
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:16 PM   #1
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I am sorry for this stupid poll.
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:18 PM   #2
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My penis.
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:19 PM   #3
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:19 PM   #4
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ha ha

i dont have time to stay until the poll is up.

i call him nothing, as he's identical to me, but it's been variously described as "magnificent penis" "la gloire du pérou" "nice thick cock" and "miracle maker".

thank you for allowing me for the oportunity to boast in front of all these strangers.
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:21 PM   #5
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aw man, I forgot to put cock as an option, that is a pretty common name.
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:26 PM   #6
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He who brings life.

Old chap.

Cock.

Pink trombone.

Love meat.

Wang.

Special flesh.

Damacles (as in 'the sword of...')

Spaff machine.

Wild thang.

The pirate of men's pants.

Ol' one eyes.

The master.

...Need I go on?
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:32 PM   #7
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I don't have a name for him, but he calls me a wanker.

EDIT: and I never call it "He" either.
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:33 PM   #8
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Old 06.13.2006, 04:49 PM   #9
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someone calls it TOODLES
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Old 06.13.2006, 05:00 PM   #10
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yoghurt hurling pump action shotgun/
mount rushmore/
simon the real dildo/
the ironical revenge of hercules/
tackleman, the amazing piercing device/
expressway to yr...........................
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Old 06.13.2006, 05:12 PM   #11
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Old 06.13.2006, 05:25 PM   #12
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Dick...unless sex is involved. Then it's cock.
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Old 06.13.2006, 05:38 PM   #13
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I don't have a name for it but my gf does....

"bruce willis": flaccid
"pierre-paul": erect

I don't even know why.....................
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Old 06.13.2006, 05:50 PM   #14
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Old 06.13.2006, 06:12 PM   #15
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Ha ha the Goblin he's back y'wot never mind about that I'll explain later no time right now gotta answer the burinin question WHAT QUESTION I hear ya ask the question of the penis of course, Mrs Goblin calls it the Goblin Sharpshooter y'kno cos that's just how it is and the elves - WHO WE DO NOT LIKE - call it 'That which the lady elves avoid at all costs' or is that just how they refer to goblins in general yeah that's it, anyway the penis thing I call it 'The Generalissimo' cos it just is that way, and that's the way it is see y'all a bit later.
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Old 06.13.2006, 06:15 PM   #16
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well the ladies call it: "holy fuckin' shit! was your daddy a bull?!"
But i call it my cock.
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Old 06.13.2006, 06:15 PM   #17
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Old 06.13.2006, 06:16 PM   #18
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I don't have a name for it but my gf does....

"bruce willis": flaccid
"pierre-paul": erect

I don't even know why.....................

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Old 06.13.2006, 07:12 PM   #19
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Old 06.13.2006, 07:28 PM   #20
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