Sonic Youth - Page 94

finding nobody · 05.28.2006, 06:55 PM

"oh dont mind that"- paddington bear

finding nobody · 05.28.2006, 07:00 PM

haha good one man

John Violence · 05.28.2006, 08:01 PM

SCENE ALMOST LAST ONE

Dave Grohl gets up to take a vicious girl dump. When he walks in he finds Lee tied up still in his blue catsuit.

Dave: Lee what's up!
Lee: mmalhf!
Dave: Yeah, I like Frosted Flakes too.

Patti walks in.

Patti: Oh the only way to express my views of this situation is to dance barefoot on dishes.
Watt: Has anybody else noticed that Patti looks like that singer of Dinosaur?
Mould: No.
Watt: Oh.
Dave: Who would tie up Lee and buttsex the Shat Attack?

The masked Nixon then stands up.

Nixon: You want some bitches?
Da Game: Ah hell na son? You betta beez notz callin out Da Game. Da Game is gonna Kill ya!

Nixon pulls out his pistol and shoots Da Game 24 times in the nipple.

Da Game: Ah na! I got shot by a cracka!
Nixon: Who else wants some buttsecks kickin?
Grant Hart: take off your pants, lets wrestle.

Grant Hart has Nixon ready to be put in the sharpshooter but Nixon reaches in his trunks and throws purple glitter in his eyes.

Grant Hart: I've been blinded again!
The Ref: ONE...TWO...THREE! DING DING! THE WINNER AND STILL HUSKERS ON A PLANE CHAMPION...RICHARD NIXON!
Thurston: Nobody can stop Nixon!!! There is no hope!

Suddenly the plane begins to move violently.

The Shat: I can't control the plane!
Patti: Little sister the sky is falling....

TO BE CONTINUED

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:06 PM

Yo Hip Priest!

John V- hahaha. classic.

Did we ever come up with what the last line of HOAP would be? I'd like to be Thurston just going "lol im insane", but it is up in the air.

finding nobody · 05.28.2006, 08:06 PM

Remember john! the very last scene everyone rides off on horses into the sunset while kid rock's "cowboy" is playing

John Violence · 05.28.2006, 08:07 PM

Yeah we need to organize it. Does anybody actually want to do the final scene?

finding nobody · 05.28.2006, 08:08 PM

what exaCTLY at the end of the story? the plane lands and they find somthin right? isnt that what you guys said?

crackers, were gonna get 2000 posts in this thread tonight!! everyone come on in! the more the merrier

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:11 PM

I'll contribute a teeeeeny bit.

Plane is drastically falling. The Shat laughs. The Game grabs his nipple and bawls like a baby on the Compton streets.

Nixon: I am not a crook.

The Huskers break out their purple catsuits.

Bob Mould: lol i'll save the plane

John Violence · 05.28.2006, 08:12 PM

At the end Chuck Norris has to kick Nixons ass and find out who is actually behind the Nixon mask. This shit is gonna be so funny when we put it all together.

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Violence

At the end Chuck Norris has to kick Nixons ass and find out who is actually behind the Nixon mask. This shit is gonna be so funny when we put it all together.

OMG I'LL SEND YOU A PM.

It'll be awesome if we can actually find it all, lol. I have trouble remembering stuff from two pages back.

finding nobody · 05.28.2006, 08:15 PM

johnny v do you have aim? we could make a chat to discss the scenes

John Violence · 05.28.2006, 08:15 PM

Chuck is played out but he is still the best one to take out nixon. Come on now, do you think we are gonna have Rollins or Danza save the day?

Oh I get my first PM. I will find all of the scenes. Just rest your head Schizo.

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:18 PM

I will try.

Chuck is the best. Danza has superior hair, but he can not hold a candle to the awesomeness that is Chuck.

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:21 PM

whatchu got against chuck?

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:23 PM

oh. i rather appreciate the humour in them.

finding nobody · 05.28.2006, 08:24 PM

dont hate on chuck because someone made dumb jokes about him

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:27 PM

John Violence · 05.28.2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by finding nobody

johnny v do you have aim? we could make a chat to discss the scenes

I don't even know what aim is. Anal In Moscow?

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:30 PM

pretty much. it's instant messaging.

schizophrenicroom · 05.28.2006, 08:30 PM

oohhhh.

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05.28.2006, 06:55 PM	#1861
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	"oh dont mind that"- paddington bear
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05.28.2006, 07:00 PM	#1862
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	haha good one man
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05.28.2006, 08:01 PM	#1863
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	SCENE ALMOST LAST ONE Dave Grohl gets up to take a vicious girl dump. When he walks in he finds Lee tied up still in his blue catsuit. Dave: Lee what's up! Lee: mmalhf! Dave: Yeah, I like Frosted Flakes too. Patti walks in. Patti: Oh the only way to express my views of this situation is to dance barefoot on dishes. Watt: Has anybody else noticed that Patti looks like that singer of Dinosaur? Mould: No. Watt: Oh. Dave: Who would tie up Lee and buttsex the Shat Attack? The masked Nixon then stands up. *Nixon:* You want some bitches? Da Game: Ah hell na son? You betta beez notz callin out Da Game. Da Game is gonna Kill ya! Nixon pulls out his pistol and shoots Da Game 24 times in the nipple. Da Game: Ah na! I got shot by a cracka! Nixon: Who else wants some buttsecks kickin? Grant Hart: take off your pants, lets wrestle. Grant Hart has Nixon ready to be put in the sharpshooter but Nixon reaches in his trunks and throws purple glitter in his eyes. Grant Hart: I've been blinded again! The Ref: ONE...TWO...THREE! DING DING! THE WINNER AND STILL HUSKERS ON A PLANE CHAMPION...RICHARD NIXON! Thurston: Nobody can stop Nixon!!! There is no hope! Suddenly the plane begins to move violently. The Shat: I can't control the plane! Patti: Little sister the sky is falling.... TO BE CONTINUED
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05.28.2006, 08:06 PM	#1864
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Yo Hip Priest! John V- hahaha. classic. Did we ever come up with what the last line of HOAP would be? I'd like to be Thurston just going "lol im insane", but it is up in the air. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.28.2006, 08:06 PM	#1865
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Remember john! the very last scene everyone rides off on horses into the sunset while kid rock's "cowboy" is playing
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05.28.2006, 08:07 PM	#1866
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Yeah we need to organize it. Does anybody actually want to do the final scene?
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05.28.2006, 08:08 PM	#1867
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	what exaCTLY at the end of the story? the plane lands and they find somthin right? isnt that what you guys said? crackers, were gonna get 2000 posts in this thread tonight!! everyone come on in! the more the merrier
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05.28.2006, 08:11 PM	#1868
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	I'll contribute a teeeeeny bit. Plane is drastically falling. The Shat laughs. The Game grabs his nipple and bawls like a baby on the Compton streets. Nixon: I am not a crook. The Huskers break out their purple catsuits. Bob Mould: lol i'll save the plane __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.28.2006, 08:12 PM	#1869
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	At the end Chuck Norris has to kick Nixons ass and find out who is actually behind the Nixon mask. This shit is gonna be so funny when we put it all together.
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05.28.2006, 08:15 PM	#1871
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	johnny v do you have aim? we could make a chat to discss the scenes
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05.28.2006, 08:15 PM	#1872
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Chuck is played out but he is still the best one to take out nixon. Come on now, do you think we are gonna have Rollins or Danza save the day? Oh I get my first PM. I will find all of the scenes. Just rest your head Schizo.
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05.28.2006, 08:18 PM	#1873
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	I will try. Chuck is the best. Danza has superior hair, but he can not hold a candle to the awesomeness that is Chuck. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.28.2006, 08:21 PM	#1874
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	whatchu got against chuck? __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.28.2006, 08:23 PM	#1875
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	oh. i rather appreciate the humour in them. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.28.2006, 08:24 PM	#1876
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	dont hate on chuck because someone made dumb jokes about him
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05.28.2006, 08:27 PM	#1877
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	__________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.28.2006, 08:30 PM	#1879
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	pretty much. it's instant messaging. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.28.2006, 08:30 PM	#1880
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	oohhhh. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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