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frisbees | 3 | 7.14% | |
blue jeans | 2 | 4.76% | |
best thread ever. | 5 | 11.90% | |
fuck this shit@!@#@$E | 4 | 9.52% | |
wow, you're an idiot | 3 | 7.14% | |
YA RLY! | 4 | 9.52% | |
oh, ok. like i care | 3 | 7.14% | |
go-karts! | 6 | 14.29% | |
daydream nation | 6 | 14.29% | |
other (specify) | 6 | 14.29% | |
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09.20.2007, 11:27 PM | #18621 |
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I've done shit-fuck all all day. I picked up Kevin Drew's solo album today... it is SOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD.
Other than that, I'm really diggin' on this girl who I've discovered is basically everything I like and... more... and she has a boyfriend... so... great.
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09.20.2007, 11:29 PM | #18622 |
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heck i forget who is gay and who isnt on this forum
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09.20.2007, 11:30 PM | #18623 |
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I'm not gay. I love Danny, but no homo.
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09.21.2007, 12:37 AM | #18624 |
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I am not gay I just pretend to be one. Just to get into savage clone's pants.
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09.21.2007, 01:49 AM | #18625 |
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at ease, soldiers.
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09.21.2007, 04:21 AM | #18626 | |
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IMPRESSIVE !! I didn't remember that king_buzzo's cock... |
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09.21.2007, 04:26 AM | #18627 |
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Tomorrow, I 'll have to go back to Paris area, and go to work sunday. Fuck.
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09.21.2007, 06:03 AM | #18628 |
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Reuters - Wednesday, September 19 02:44 pm
SYDNEY (Reuters) - It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbour's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner. A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported. Lacey was arrested in December 2006 after police matched his DNA to that on the rubber glove, according to the Australian Associated Press. A vacuum cleaner was also found in the bathroom, but the judge dismissed a defence submission that there was no proof the vacuum has been used for sexual purposes. "I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets," the newspaper and AAP quoted judge Tony Rafter as saying. Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father. Does anyone know ALIEN ANAL's real name? EDIT - Oh, no, hang on... I've just read the last paragraph. It can't be him. |
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09.21.2007, 06:36 AM | #18629 |
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^^^ Ha ha ha !!!! ^^^
Why do you think Mr ANAL could be that guy ? I didn't know he could be so trash when he gets high on drugs. |
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09.21.2007, 06:42 AM | #18630 |
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ahhaahahha Anal's name is daniel.
but still. that was a laugh. |
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09.21.2007, 06:44 AM | #18631 |
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He says his name is Daniel, but have you ever seen proof?
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09.21.2007, 06:46 AM | #18632 |
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no. okay lets assume that Jamie Lacey is his alias
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09.21.2007, 06:47 AM | #18633 | |
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haha that was my uber amazing second account where i appear as my cock and say ghastly things about its master. |
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09.21.2007, 06:48 AM | #18634 |
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What do you think he might have done with the detergent bottle? Whatever it was, I hope he cleaned it out well first. Bleach can cause some very nasty injuries.
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09.21.2007, 06:52 AM | #18635 |
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he forgot to empty the detergent, so, once he got the bottle up there, he decided 'what the hell, might as well squirt it into the hole' so he did and then he squiret the detergent out his anus
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09.21.2007, 06:54 AM | #18636 |
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You didn't have to be quite so graphic.
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09.21.2007, 06:54 AM | #18637 |
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sorry
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09.21.2007, 06:57 AM | #18638 |
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*kills thread.
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09.21.2007, 05:33 PM | #18640 | |
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That's what's up with me! Except....she doesn't have a boyfriend. Well I really hope they break up soon so you can have your turn with her . She sat beside me at the bus stop and pulled out an adbusters magazine, so we talked and she asked me out for coffee. She's in political science in Ottawa University, and really seems to know a lot about it. Yeah, she just doesn't like gangsta rap
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