Worst movies you have ever seen - Page 9

Rob Instigator · 11.02.2007, 09:31 AM

Troy was so rfucking stupid!!!!! It looked stupid, it sounded stupid, the dialogue was stupid, the whole fucking thing was terrible

I do not agree on the LOTR flicks. I thoroughly enjoyed them all!

atari 2600 · 11.02.2007, 10:09 AM

LOTR trilogy was okay, good in parts

the oscar deluge for the return of the king was certainly goofy

know a likeable but young & slightly dim fellow who loves troy

i've never been able to make it through it

looks like beowulf will be the next bastardized epic, but hoping for the best

Rob Instigator · 11.02.2007, 10:13 AM

Beowulf put me to sleep in High school, hope it does better on the big screen

!@#$%! · 11.02.2007, 10:26 AM

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!@#$%!:
I hate you now.

or you could just say:

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Savage Clone · 11.02.2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

or you could just say:

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Might as well throw in a few of these too...

!@#$%! · 11.02.2007, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Might as well throw in a few of these too...

ha ha ha. was it the fungus? or the fact that you loooooooove zach braff and want to be like him?

say it. say ittttttttttt.

krastian · 11.02.2007, 11:46 AM

lawlz

Pax Americana · 11.02.2007, 02:21 PM

This piece of shit proves beyond all doubt that Joel Shumacher is the root of all evil.

M. Night Shyamalan is a close runner up.

Rob Instigator · 11.02.2007, 02:28 PM

sixth sense is WAYYYYY better than batman & robin man!!!!!!!!!!!

Pax Americana · 11.02.2007, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

sixth sense is WAYYYYY better than batman & robin man!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh, it's marginally better. I was more trying to get across the idea that I think M. Night Shyamalan sucks.

Rob Instigator · 11.02.2007, 02:41 PM

SHAMALAMADINGDONG always tries to make a specific type of movie, very difficult to pull off, that of horror/suspense/fantasy. I give him major credit for attempting it. His cinematography is always beautiful and his movies look good, but they just do not hold up as stories.
I enjoyed sixth sense a lot when I saw it. The alien one was 50/50, lady in the water was weird and I liked about 1/3 of it. I REALLY LIKE Unbreakable. The village one was terrible.
but at least he goes for something. Joel Schumaker is just yr typical big bang explosives popcorn extravaganza director.

Pax Americana · 11.02.2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

SHAMALAMADINGDONG always tries to make a specific type of movie, very difficult to pull off, that of horror/suspense/fantasy. I give him major credit for attempting it. His cinematography is always beautiful and his movies look good, but they just do not hold up as stories.
I enjoyed sixth sense a lot when I saw it. The alien one was 50/50, lady in the water was weird and I liked about 1/3 of it. I REALLY LIKE Unbreakable. The village one was terrible.
but at least he goes for something. Joel Schumaker is just yr typical big bang explosives popcorn extravaganza director.

Yeah, I'll give you that. At least he's trying something different. I just didn't like The Sixth Sense at all. Everyone I talked to about that movie had it all figured out from the beginning, same with The Village. Unbreakable was pretty cool though.

I'm sticking by my statement that Joel Shumacher is the root of all evil, but Michael Bay gets an honorable mention for this...

Everyneurotic · 11.02.2007, 03:00 PM

yeah, armageddon, ugh; i hardly go to the theaters, but i got forced to see that piece of shit on the big screen...i still can't believe buscemi was involved in this. i couldn't wait for ben affleck to die and he never did.

Pax Americana · 11.02.2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

yeah, armageddon, ugh; i hardly go to the theaters, but i got forced to see that piece of shit on the big screen...i still can't believe buscemi was involved in this. i couldn't wait for ben affleck to die and he never did.

Ha! I felt the same way. The whole time, I was sitting there thinking, "Okay... when is this meteor gonna hit so I can get the fuck out of here!?"
What an awful movie.

Everyneurotic · 11.02.2007, 03:09 PM

another movie i got dragged to the theater and spent most of my time looking the other way from the screen into the dark was the bodyguard.

i seriously mentally blocked it.

Rob Instigator · 11.02.2007, 03:16 PM

I saw armaggedon on HBO late one night after a day of hard rockin.

It was incomprehensible to me how terrible it was.

But there is one worse. the new KING KONG

that movie drove me to nearly tear my eyeballs out it was so bad. i made it 30 minutes, and it is a nearly 3 hour movie!

LifeDistortion · 11.02.2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pax Americana

I was more trying to get across the idea that I think M. Night Shyamalan sucks.

Night thinks he's today's answer to Rod Serling, its obvious. Well, Mr. Night (I really doubt his parents named him Night, even as a middle name), you sir, are no Rod Serling.

Silent Dan Speaks · 11.02.2007, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I saw armaggedon on HBO late one night after a day of hard rockin.

It was incomprehensible to me how terrible it was.

But there is one worse. the new KING KONG

that movie drove me to nearly tear my eyeballs out it was so bad. i made it 30 minutes, and it is a nearly 3 hour movie!

How dare you disrespect King Kong!

m1rr0r dash · 11.04.2007, 04:59 AM

good play, terrible movie... the woman's acting was so stiff it was hard not to laugh. when she's supposed to be all distraught at the end of act one, and blurts out "i'm bad," someone shouted "you sure ARE, honey" ...only movie i ever walked out of.

...also bad.

ZEROpumpkins · 11.04.2007, 06:45 AM

Time cop? Every time I hear that name I am reminded of RoboCop. And Jean Claude is a poor man's Arnie. Who was also in some shit movies (Total Recall, anyone?)

11.02.2007, 09:31 AM	#161
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,943	Troy was so rfucking stupid!!!!! It looked stupid, it sounded stupid, the dialogue was stupid, the whole fucking thing was terrible I do not agree on the LOTR flicks. I thoroughly enjoyed them all! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.02.2007, 10:09 AM	#162
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	LOTR trilogy was okay, good in parts the oscar deluge for the return of the king was certainly goofy know a likeable but young & slightly dim fellow who loves troy i've never been able to make it through it looks like beowulf will be the next bastardized epic, but hoping for the best
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11.02.2007, 10:13 AM	#163
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,943	Beowulf put me to sleep in High school, hope it does better on the big screen __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.02.2007, 11:46 AM	#167
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	lawlz __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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11.02.2007, 02:21 PM	#168
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	This piece of shit proves beyond all doubt that Joel Shumacher is the root of all evil. M. Night Shyamalan is a close runner up.
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11.02.2007, 02:28 PM	#169
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,943	sixth sense is WAYYYYY better than batman & robin man!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.02.2007, 02:41 PM	#171
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,943	SHAMALAMADINGDONG always tries to make a specific type of movie, very difficult to pull off, that of horror/suspense/fantasy. I give him major credit for attempting it. His cinematography is always beautiful and his movies look good, but they just do not hold up as stories. I enjoyed sixth sense a lot when I saw it. The alien one was 50/50, lady in the water was weird and I liked about 1/3 of it. I REALLY LIKE Unbreakable. The village one was terrible. but at least he goes for something. Joel Schumaker is just yr typical big bang explosives popcorn extravaganza director. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.02.2007, 03:00 PM	#173
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	yeah, armageddon, ugh; i hardly go to the theaters, but i got forced to see that piece of shit on the big screen...i still can't believe buscemi was involved in this. i couldn't wait for ben affleck to die and he never did. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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11.02.2007, 03:09 PM	#175
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	another movie i got dragged to the theater and spent most of my time looking the other way from the screen into the dark was the bodyguard. i seriously mentally blocked it. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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11.02.2007, 03:16 PM	#176
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,943	I saw armaggedon on HBO late one night after a day of hard rockin. It was incomprehensible to me how terrible it was. But there is one worse. the new KING KONG that movie drove me to nearly tear my eyeballs out it was so bad. i made it 30 minutes, and it is a nearly 3 hour movie! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.04.2007, 04:59 AM	#179
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	good play, terrible movie... the woman's acting was so stiff it was hard not to laugh. when she's supposed to be all distraught at the end of act one, and blurts out "i'm bad," someone shouted "you sure ARE, honey" ...only movie i ever walked out of. ...also bad. __________________
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11.04.2007, 06:45 AM	#180
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Time cop? Every time I hear that name I am reminded of RoboCop. And Jean Claude is a poor man's Arnie. Who was also in some shit movies (Total Recall, anyone?) __________________
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