[atsonicpark]

yeah.

Most of this board does need to get laid. Not gonna name any names here.

I mean, she's good looking but jesus.

[Derek]

Don't mock me in my inability to get laid.

>: [

[Rob Instigator]

I bet jesus had a tight leather cheerio

or was it my office manager? she had that spicy musk? nope? the nutmeg anus? what?

[atsonicpark]

leather Cheerio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atsonicpark]

my friend kyle used to always say that's what fucking an ass feels like.. "yeah, like a leather cheerio."

there's a Robe. song called "leather" because of it.

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I feel that I actually AM cantankerous, that she exists in my mind, or that I exist in hers and that due to this I cannot quite figure out the polarity of her, or me, and by virtue of that, end up quite confused, and so I just sit on the couch, take a bong hit, and ponder why that aspect of my personality is such a "prissy little bitch" to quote the threadstarter, or, if the smoke really gets on top of me, I ponder why the aspect of cantankerous' personality that is I is such a smart ass, asshole, know it all.

all I know is that I don't know nothing.

Rob you fucking rule

[davenotdead]

anyone who doesn't dig Connery Bond films is uptight

[Lurker]

I hear that the Malagasy Republic is lovely this time of year. In fact it is anytime of year

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

To be fair, the assumption is just coming off of 3-4 posts you made that I read in recent memory, and the aversion to such posts comes from a pre-existing aversion to friends of mine with said habits. I've had a few friends that were total Mary Contraries that would immediately hate anything I said I liked.

youre right about that being totally annoying

FUCKING NEGATIVE NANCIES.

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

yeah.

Most of this board does need to get laid. Not gonna name any names here.

I mean, she's good looking but jesus.

you said it.

well i'm off to get straightened out.

[Lurker]

Is that worse than FUCKING POSITIVE PUSSIES?

[atsonicpark]

"i'm a negative pussy
i'm a negative pussy
i'm a negative pussy"

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

yeah.

Most of this board does need to get laid. Not gonna name any names here.

I mean, she's good looking but jesus.

I think I just need to be more productive when I'm not working.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

well i'm off to get straightened out.

implying sex?

[Lurker]

Implying A nice holyday in the Malagasy Republic.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

implying sex?

well actually i don't know if straightened out is the right way to put it because my back is probably going to be crooked

[Lurker]

Supined or prostrated out?

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

well actually i don't know if straightened out is the right way to put it because my back is probably going to be crooked

facial response to yer statement

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[Lurker]

Did you die?

[davenotdead]

yes

[Lurker]

So daveisdead?