[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by gmku

My wife occasionally gets pink eye. A couple years ago she woke up screaming in the middle of the night. She said it felt like somebody was poking needles in her eyes. She told me I had to take her to the emergency room right away. I was still half-asleep and asked her if she could just take some aspirin until morning. I haven't lived that one down.

You eye-fucked your wife, old bastard.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by chicka

Like being aware of what's going on around you but unable to contribute or lacking the desire to join in cause the fuzzy feeling feels way to good to interupt. Otherwise known as an opiate nod aka the best feeling in the world next to an orgasium.

The opiate serves to numb the senses just a tad which makes an orgasium hard to reach but in the case of man keeps the dick hard for hours and a
woman to go from wet to dry

i know all about opiates dear.

[Dead-Air]

listening to surf music and dancing with Lennon (when he isn't busy stuffing his face with bananas).

[gmku]

John Lennon?

[gmku]

Asheville is a great city for a drunk like me. Almost any given weekend you can walk into almost any store that sells beer and wine and they're holding a free tasting. I tried three beers today for free.

[akprodr]

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

watchin' taxi driver

You talkin' to me?

[gmku]

So does anybody know if there are any good movies on regular cable tonight (that is, not the premium channels like HBO et al)?

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by gmku

John Lennon?

No, Lennon James McAdams IV. Do the math on the number and maybe you'll see why I think your joke is as tired as it is stupid. I'd really appreciate being able to post about my son without you having to make an ass of yourself every time, think we can arrange for that?

If you want to make a funny fun of his name, try calling him "iv" which is the nickname we gave him when he almost died after 5 days and we had to pump drugs into his arm for a month to keep him alive.

[gmku]

Sheesh. OK, OK, I give. In fact, I'll give you the name of my dog, Chipper, so you can make fun of my dog, if that makes you feel better. Go ahead. It's a dumb name. He's named after Chipper Jones, and he IS good with a ball.

[gmku]

Saw something pretty fantastic at the record store. A box lP set of get yr yas yas out. Includes the B.B. King and Tina Turner songs plus 4 or 5 Stones songs not on the original LP.

The price tag was pretty fantastic too. Almost 90 fucking dollars.

[Dead-Air]

Making fun of someone's dog is as off limits for me as making fun of someone's children.

I'm sure you'll present something I can mock without even trying soon enough.

I am glad my grandpa's first name happened to be the same as the best Beatle if it had to be the same as any of them. Being born in 1967, I had to put up with it rather a lot myself, and I've never even gone by my first name.

[gmku]

My neighbor's last name was Paul, actually, and he took the ribbing good-naturedly. I'd say, "Oh, like McCartney, eh?" And he'd laugh.

So 'splain to me exactly how it is that you perceived I was making fun of your son? Why are you so sensitive about someone inquiring about it resembling a Beatles' name?

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by gmku

So 'splain to me exactly how it is that you perceived I was making fun of your son? Why are you so sensitive about someone inquiring about it resembling a Beatles' name?

You didn't inquire, you made a dumb joke that I merely pointed out I'd heard about 300,000 times before. You got defensive about my calling a dumb joke dumb and indicated you don't think people who find your jokes dumb could possibly have a sense of humor.

In space nobody can hear you scream, but on the internet you can't hear nobody laughing at your jokes.

[gmku]

Fair enough. So it's about my dumb sense of humor. It's nto really anything about me making fun of your son or your son's name. Which I didn't do. But which you've indicated I have.

And to be honest, since I don't keep track of Dead Air's family life, I thought Lennon was a cat!

[Dead-Air]

Also fair enough. If I named a cat after a Beatle, I do hope I won't be watching Sesame Street with him though. I'm sick, but not that sick.

[gmku]

You... wouldn't let your cat... watch TV with you!? What kind of person wouldn't let his cat watch TV with him? What kind of warped person are you?

[amerikangod]

Watching TV with a cat right now, BECAUSE I HAVE A FUCKING HEART.

[gmku]

Dare I ask... Is your cat named after a Beatle?

I might nickname my dog Ono.

[amerikangod]

It's not my cat, I just had to grab one to watch some TV with real quick as part of my outpouring of sympathy and love to all cats everywhere hatefully deprived of cathode rays.

That said, I just told you that I was trying to show this cat love. Why would I even associate with anyone that would name their cat after a Beatle and bring such jokes upon it? It's tantamount to abuse.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by gmku

Dare I ask... Is your cat named after a Beatle?

I might nickname my dog Ono.

one of my cats is named sir george harrison. no lie. i don't call him that though.