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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

"Sorry, I'm just too damn sexy."

for a small faux-pas, that's perfectly acceptable for $200.

will it be debit or credit?

[acousticrock87]

Erm. Do you take ASCII?

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I made this thread because I noticed a trend in your posting habits to talk about how you hate everything.

So it was aimed more at that, and, I thought in a joking manor.

really because you seem pretty fucking bitter about it?

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This is so good.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moronga

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[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

worst thread evar

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

worst thread evar

we know

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

we know

LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE

ha ha.

what i meant is, i think even julian knows but he's refusing to accept the harsh truth.

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

For the record. . . I've never gotten laid because I've never tried. I've had girlfriends who would have sexually obliged me if I did try, and I've had opportunities for one night stands that I purposefully didn't pursue. It wasn't hard to get them to do me sexual favors, or to allow me to perform them sexual favors.

It's not that I don't have sexual desire, it's more that I'm just incredibly apprehensive about it. I'm like that with just about everything. I always see the bad things. I'm a chronic worry wart. I think about sex and immediately babies, ripped condoms, AIDS, HPV, and Herpes comes to mind.

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

It's not that I don't have sexual desire, it's more that I'm just incredibly apprehensive about it. I'm like that with just about everything. I always see the bad things. I'm a chronic worry wart. I think about sex and immediately babies, ripped condoms, AIDS, HPV, and Herpes comes to mind.

you can't have that much sexual desire then.

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Wow when I think about sex, I say is he really hot, will he be good in bed, is he a top or btm? Will he want anything serious? I am like what the fuck go for it.

This is a response to Julian.

[girlgun]

yeah i'm thinking he must be a bit nonsexual. that's alright. someone has to be.

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

For the record. . . I've never gotten laid because I've never tried. I've had girlfriends who would have sexually obliged me if I did try, and I've had opportunities for one night stands that I purposefully didn't pursue. It wasn't hard to get them to do me sexual favors, or to allow me to perform them sexual favors.

It's not that I don't have sexual desire, it's more that I'm just incredibly apprehensive about it. I'm like that with just about everything. I always see the bad things. I'm a chronic worry wart. I think about sex and immediately babies, ripped condoms, AIDS, HPV, and Herpes comes to mind.

 

next thing we know, julian will be the next son of sam.

[acousticrock87]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

 

Hahaha. That took me too long to get.

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

really because you seem pretty fucking bitter about it?

Really. I'm not an incredibly bitter person. I do harbor it towards some people, but only people that have become my friends and betray me and relatives in my extended family who say shit about my siblings, parents, or myself.

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

Hahaha. That took me too long to get.

it's a bit hard to read from the photo

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Really. I'm not an incredibly bitter person. I do harbor it towards some people, but only people that have become my friends and betray me and relatives in my extended family who say shit about my siblings, parents, or myself.

and the neighbors who pissed you off, and that chick in the supermarket who gave you the evil eye, and the ones who called you a faggot on youtube, and cheerleaders, and that lady with the wonky eye that spanked you when you were 7, and the little people inside your head who tell you to do things you really don't wanna do, and...

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

Originally Posted by girlgun

you can't have that much sexual desire then.

I don't think it's that. I can't kiss a girl that I have romantic feelings for without getting a raging boner.

I'm just a big scaredy cat. Somewhere in my mental development, something went horribly wrong.

If something is 99.9% effective, I worry about the .1%

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

and the neighbors who pissed you off, and that chick in the supermarket who gave you the evil eye, and the ones who called you a faggot on youtube, and cheerleaders, and that lady with the wonky eye that spanked you when you were 7, and the little people inside your head who tell you to do things you really don't wanna do, and...

I get pissed off. Everyone does. Being bitter is lingering, being pissed off wears off quickly.