One celeb, for one night of passion. Who would it be? - Page 7

03.14.2007, 03:40 PM

Exactly.Have you ever watched the Iannucci thing where he says that people like joyriders driving while drunk etc, are the only ones who can do inmpossible things?What was that called again?

demonrail666 · 03.14.2007, 03:42 PM

I'll bet she's ordering 12 Chicken MacNugget's for her baby's dinner right now.

jon boy · 03.14.2007, 03:42 PM

must have seen it but i cant remember for the life of me. no doubt youtube will deliver.

Rob Instigator · 03.14.2007, 03:44 PM

It is hard to choose one celeb I want seeing as how many celebs now have such small butts which I don;t want, so I would have to pick VIDA GUERRA even though I have no idea what she does, whether she sings or acts or whatever

03.14.2007, 03:49 PM

And while we talk Sovereign, here's a video and song of hers that i really like:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7bzVqsqM0OY

03.14.2007, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy

must have seen it but i cant remember for the life of me. no doubt youtube will deliver.

You'll love it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Ew8rdu7ZY4

Norma J · 03.14.2007, 04:05 PM

Can't say I share your big-arse fetish, Rob.

!@#$%! · 03.14.2007, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J

Can't say I share your big-arse fetish, Rob.

the sex secrets of the universe are exclusively reserved for latinos, everybody else must remain in the dark.

im not a devoted assman, but i'll post a couple of links for el instigador

el mejor culo de colombia

& el mejor culo de internet (dicen):

http://www.overpal.com/showthread.php?t=133

Norma J · 03.14.2007, 04:17 PM

Is that a manequin?

There appears to be no orifice.

!@#$%! · 03.14.2007, 04:20 PM

ha ha, no, its real!
google keyra agustina, reputedly the bearer of the world's "most perfect ass"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyra_Augustina

http://keyra-augustina-ass.blogspot.com/

http://www.omgvideo.com/showmedia?id=324

http://tabo.aurealsys.com/pub/keyra/

do i need to continue?

Cantankerous · 03.14.2007, 04:23 PM

oh my god, is it real?
it's so perfect!

Norma J · 03.14.2007, 04:23 PM

I like what she's done with the jeans. She's an arts and crafts type of girl, I can see.

That one is not as bad.

!@#$%! · 03.14.2007, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

oh my god, is it real?
it's so perfect!

ha ha ha

ha h ah ha

didn't you know argentinians are consummate boasters?

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edit: for the record, for the poor very poor readers of this board: i am NOT argentinian-- but that big ass is.

also, i've posted those photos for cheeto's benefit.

and my own choices are displayed on an earlier page. thank you. now fuck off.

Rob Instigator · 03.14.2007, 04:33 PM

"as" bad? what are you talking about?????? keyra agustina does have some fine bootay but it is not as big as it appears in those pics. she is sticking it out extra.

you act as if their butts are freakish!
I have no butt fetish. fetish implies abnormality, and those butts are big, but not abnormal, or gross.

genetically speaking, a big butt signifies a wide hipbone, and a lerger than average biorth canal throug the epvic bone, thereby increasing the chances of safe birth delivery. remember, it was nto too long ago that nearly HALF fo all women died in childbirth. the ones with the big bootays were prime baby making.

"child birthing hips" is what I have heard old timers call it.

ha!

bigger is better! size DOES matter!

Cantankerous · 03.14.2007, 04:34 PM

look at these my child bearing hips
look at these my ruby red ruby lips..

!@#$%! · 03.14.2007, 04:35 PM

and, i might add, negative nalgas aren't fun to spank.

Cantankerous · 03.14.2007, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

and, i might add, negative nalgas aren't fun to spank.

negative buttocks (i took spanish for awhile). haha. i know a lot of people who have a negative ass. mine sticks out a little but it's not too wide.

Rob Instigator · 03.14.2007, 04:46 PM

I wanna clear something up though. I love all women and all body types and all shapes. what we are talking about on this thread is fantasy, and some guys are boob guys, some are leg guys, and some are bootie guys. I am a bootie guy. they feel great to hug.

and my butt fixation has nothing to do with anal sex. I just find it feminine and sexy as all hell when a lady is shapely

my OG hottie, Marilyn Monroe had a curvy body, that in many circles today would be called "fat" but that is delusional to me

Cantankerous · 03.14.2007, 04:47 PM

i don't know how someone could call marilyn monroe fat. she was the definition of gorgeous.

Rob Instigator · 03.14.2007, 04:56 PM

for most of her last 8 years of life Marylin monroe wore what in today's sizes would be a ladies 12-14
that is defined now as "plus size" with "plus size models" by those with tact. those without tact call them all fat.

stupid people.

03.14.2007, 03:40 PM	#121
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Exactly.Have you ever watched the Iannucci thing where he says that people like joyriders driving while drunk etc, are the only ones who can do inmpossible things?What was that called again?
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03.14.2007, 03:42 PM	#122
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03.14.2007, 03:42 PM	#123
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03.14.2007, 03:44 PM	#124
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	It is hard to choose one celeb I want seeing as how many celebs now have such small butts which I don;t want, so I would have to pick VIDA GUERRA even though I have no idea what she does, whether she sings or acts or whatever __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.14.2007, 03:49 PM	#125
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	And while we talk Sovereign, here's a video and song of hers that i really like: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7bzVqsqM0OY
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03.14.2007, 04:05 PM	#127
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Can't say I share your big-arse fetish, Rob. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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03.14.2007, 04:17 PM	#129
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Is that a manequin? There appears to be no orifice. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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03.14.2007, 04:20 PM	#130
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,585	ha ha, no, its real! google keyra agustina, reputedly the bearer of the world's "most perfect ass" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyra_Augustina http://keyra-augustina-ass.blogspot.com/ http://www.omgvideo.com/showmedia?id=324 http://tabo.aurealsys.com/pub/keyra/ do i need to continue?
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03.14.2007, 04:23 PM	#131
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	oh my god, is it real? it's so perfect! __________________ RETIRED
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03.14.2007, 04:23 PM	#132
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I like what she's done with the jeans. She's an arts and crafts type of girl, I can see. That one is not as bad. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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03.14.2007, 04:33 PM	#134
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	"as" bad? what are you talking about?????? keyra agustina does have some fine bootay but it is not as big as it appears in those pics. she is sticking it out extra. you act as if their butts are freakish! I have no butt fetish. fetish implies abnormality, and those butts are big, but not abnormal, or gross. genetically speaking, a big butt signifies a wide hipbone, and a lerger than average biorth canal throug the epvic bone, thereby increasing the chances of safe birth delivery. remember, it was nto too long ago that nearly HALF fo all women died in childbirth. the ones with the big bootays were prime baby making. "child birthing hips" is what I have heard old timers call it. ha! bigger is better! size DOES matter! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.14.2007, 04:34 PM	#135
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	look at these my child bearing hips look at these my ruby red ruby lips.. __________________ RETIRED
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03.14.2007, 04:35 PM	#136
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,585	and, i might add, negative nalgas aren't fun to spank.
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03.14.2007, 04:46 PM	#138
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I wanna clear something up though. I love all women and all body types and all shapes. what we are talking about on this thread is fantasy, and some guys are boob guys, some are leg guys, and some are bootie guys. I am a bootie guy. they feel great to hug. and my butt fixation has nothing to do with anal sex. I just find it feminine and sexy as all hell when a lady is shapely my OG hottie, Marilyn Monroe had a curvy body, that in many circles today would be called "fat" but that is delusional to me __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.14.2007, 04:47 PM	#139
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i don't know how someone could call marilyn monroe fat. she was the definition of gorgeous. __________________ RETIRED
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03.14.2007, 04:56 PM	#140
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	for most of her last 8 years of life Marylin monroe wore what in today's sizes would be a ladies 12-14 that is defined now as "plus size" with "plus size models" by those with tact. those without tact call them all fat. stupid people. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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