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Old 01.25.2007, 05:10 PM   #121
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Are you talking about yourself or your cock now? If the latter, I fear you might be hermaphrodite.
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:16 PM   #122
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You have the spirit of Loki in you. It's all your fault that the world's turning to shit.

JUST CRY DAMN YOU AND YOU CAN SAVE ALL THIS MESS.
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:19 PM   #123
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Are you now shouting at your cock? Because I rather think that the 'crying' from it's 'eye' is pretty much what causes the 'mess', so that wouldn't work.
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:20 PM   #124
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:24 PM   #125
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Are you now shouting at your cock? Because I rather think that the 'crying' from it's 'eye' is pretty much what causes the 'mess', so that wouldn't work.

Here's me trying to inject a bit of light-hearted, Norse mythology themed banter, and you can't stop talking about my cock. I can't blame you, it is enormous, but still. Shocking. Kids these days, [insert extra hollow epithet].
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:28 PM   #126
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Loki is described as "the contriver of all fraud", apply this to your assertions about your cock.

It doesn't quite work, but I am sure you can see it's an insult.
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:35 PM   #127
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I've seen better insults.

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That was a shit insult

I wouldn't be as harsh as that, but she's got a point.
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:37 PM   #128
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I already implied it was a shit insult, so you and your posse of quiz show presenters can fuck the fuck off. Fucks.
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:38 PM   #129
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:42 PM   #130
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I already implied it was a shit insult, so you and your posse of quiz show presenters can fuck the fuck off. Fucks.

It's not just quiz show presenters. I've got Konnie Huq and Melinda Messenger onside as well. Noel 'evil' Edmunds is coming for your kneecaps. Although if you're under-30 he might just try and get his evil slime all over your underwear. He's a bad soldier. Bad bad soldier.

Good use of the word 'fuck'. Much abused word, that 'un.

*Edit: I'm ignoring the comment that followed. Because it was rubbish.
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Old 01.25.2007, 05:50 PM   #131
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Noel Edmunds can slime all over my underwear anytime he likes. Us Jewesses love a man with a direct line to a banker.

*Anyone who read that and thought that it is now okay to be an antisemitic cunt, is sorely mistaken*
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Old 01.25.2007, 06:10 PM   #132
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I'd add that of all days, today is probably the least appropriate day for antisemitism. Not that any day is, but y'know.

I have a horrible image of an married Jewess finding Noel's slime on the inside of her wig now. What a horrible thought.
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Old 01.26.2007, 12:29 PM   #133
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Old 01.26.2007, 12:37 PM   #134
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Why?

why a horrible thought, or why the least appropriate day?

not that i can provide an answer, i'm just curious about the question.
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Old 01.26.2007, 12:38 PM   #135
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Old 01.26.2007, 12:45 PM   #136
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Noel Edmunds can slime all over my underwear anytime he likes. Us Jewesses love a man with a direct line to a banker.

*Anyone who read that and thought that it is now okay to be an antisemitic cunt, is sorely mistaken*

all i can see is noels straining bearded face.
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Old 01.26.2007, 12:47 PM   #137
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She definitely works for the Daily Sport.
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Old 01.26.2007, 12:50 PM   #138
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haha yeah i think so too. oh the depravity!
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Old 01.31.2007, 03:35 PM   #139
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No, it's not the Sport, almost as bad though, better quality page 3 models here...

Let's bump this thread shall we? Is that the correct terminology? I feel so out of touch with the webyouth.
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if you post in other threads you will gain more attention perhaps.
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