How do you feel about the way you look? - Page 7

Cardinal Rob · 04.26.2007, 08:09 PM

I am critical with the perfectionism I apply to my looks as well as myself as a whole.

The problems I have with my appearance are as follows:
I have a natural posture like a middle aged man who wears sandals.
I have that 'chubby' look at the ends of my mouth and my teeth on the bottom row overlap, making me unable to smile without looking like some Aryan manbeast.
It's quite annoying when my skin isn't pale.
My head's pretty tiny in a child-like way and photographs don't compliment this at all.
I could do with an extra inch or so. (no innuendo... but then again)

However, I like:
The texture of my hair. I can do a reasonable amount with it. It's very unruly which can be a bitch until sorted out, though once it is I look like some ravishing author. Oh my, yes.
I have a decent shape of face.
My wrinkles (I'm 15 but hey, they're here to stay) look alright at the moment. They won't when I start looking like the bottom of a Yorkshire pudding but for now...
My inconsistent teenage facial furniture that is a delightful mix of peach fuzz and actual beard work.
My stomach scar is like, wow.
I have nice eyelashes.
My eyebrows ain't too bad either. I style them.
I've developed a fairy decent posture.

*disappears up posterior*

schizophrenicroom · 04.26.2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

and you're old enough to be her father

not quite. !@#$%! is one of my good online friends. he's just being complimental.

!@#$%! · 04.26.2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

not quite. !@#$%! is one of my good online friends. he's just being complimental.

'nuff said.

thanks sweetie!

EMMAh · 04.26.2007, 11:46 PM

Sometimes I like the way I look other times I hate it. I can name about a billion things I dislike about my face alone.

EMMAh · 04.26.2007, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

You are too pretty to not like a billion things... Wait. There are not even a billion things on your face not to like!

I've never really been the most confident person. Well, I can be, just not always.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.27.2007, 12:45 AM

today is a shit day
wondering back and fourth to three different mirrors
my skin is dry and pale, there are odd patches of red and nothings helping
today is a shit day

This is right now in a poetic form :P

!@#$%! · 04.27.2007, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

I've never really been the most confident person. Well, I can be, just not always.

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I am pretty self concsious in real life, I'm not very confident about the way I look either.

you women are cracked!! cracked i tell you!!!!

ALIEN ANAL · 04.27.2007, 01:05 AM

yeh im with you there sway.

04.27.2007, 01:23 AM

Half of a my face is miserable and the other half is happier. Apart from that, i wish i had bigger boobs.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.27.2007, 01:24 AM

Sometimes I get the feeling that girls aren't attracted to me in person.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.27.2007, 01:28 AM

I guess I'm not a girl. I wish I had smaller boobs.

04.27.2007, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

All of us girls do!

The problem is that i can only afford a penis enlargement at the moment, boobs will have to wait till later this year.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.27.2007, 01:54 AM

a penis enlargment would rock

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.27.2007, 01:55 AM

Penis enlargement is stupid. Once a girl gets to your penis you've already won the battle.

04.27.2007, 01:57 AM

More realistically, you could say the you've won half of it.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.27.2007, 02:04 AM

Well if you win the battle the spoils aren't always what you imagined. . . but still you've won the battle.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.27.2007, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I disagree. A penis is a penis.
The 'battle' is getting the girl to love, enjoy, appreciate and want to rock that cock.

That was beautiful Kegmama. That's battle number 2. The first battle is getting them to simply like me or figuring out which ones like me that I also like.

I don't really yearn for sex half as much as I simply yearn for companionship. And nothing says companionship like a girl unzipping your fly and whipping your dick out.

Jenmarie · 04.27.2007, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

i dealt with alotta shit as a kid, and i do look to be "mothered". i basically look for in females the same thing i once got out of my mom (and still do in a way). jen does a great job at that.

hehe

rockchick22 · 08.10.2007, 01:19 PM

looks are overrated..and annoying to me....but hey thats life

Rob Instigator · 08.10.2007, 01:24 PM

maybe a permanent muffstache?

yeah!

04.26.2007, 08:09 PM	#121
Cardinal Rob the destroyed room Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the O.. O.. Organ Loft, West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 553	I am critical with the perfectionism I apply to my looks as well as myself as a whole. The problems I have with my appearance are as follows: I have a natural posture like a middle aged man who wears sandals. I have that 'chubby' look at the ends of my mouth and my teeth on the bottom row overlap, making me unable to smile without looking like some Aryan manbeast. It's quite annoying when my skin isn't pale. My head's pretty tiny in a child-like way and photographs don't compliment this at all. I could do with an extra inch or so. (no innuendo... but then again) However, I like: The texture of my hair. I can do a reasonable amount with it. It's very unruly which can be a bitch until sorted out, though once it is I look like some ravishing author. Oh my, yes. I have a decent shape of face. My wrinkles (I'm 15 but hey, they're here to stay) look alright at the moment. They won't when I start looking like the bottom of a Yorkshire pudding but for now... My inconsistent teenage facial furniture that is a delightful mix of peach fuzz and actual beard work. My stomach scar is like, wow. I have nice eyelashes. My eyebrows ain't too bad either. I style them. I've developed a fairy decent posture. disappears up posterior __________________ lastFM \| RYM \| MySpace
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04.26.2007, 11:46 PM	#124
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Sometimes I like the way I look other times I hate it. I can name about a billion things I dislike about my face alone. __________________
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04.27.2007, 12:45 AM	#126
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	today is a shit day wondering back and fourth to three different mirrors my skin is dry and pale, there are odd patches of red and nothings helping today is a shit day This is right now in a poetic form :P __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.27.2007, 01:05 AM	#128
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh im with you there sway. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.27.2007, 01:23 AM	#129
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Half of a my face is miserable and the other half is happier. Apart from that, i wish i had bigger boobs.
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04.27.2007, 01:24 AM	#130
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Sometimes I get the feeling that girls aren't attracted to me in person.
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04.27.2007, 01:28 AM	#131
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I guess I'm not a girl. I wish I had smaller boobs.
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04.27.2007, 01:54 AM	#133
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	a penis enlargment would rock __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.27.2007, 01:55 AM	#134
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Penis enlargement is stupid. Once a girl gets to your penis you've already won the battle.
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04.27.2007, 01:57 AM	#135
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	More realistically, you could say the you've won half of it.
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04.27.2007, 02:04 AM	#136
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Well if you win the battle the spoils aren't always what you imagined. . . but still you've won the battle.
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08.10.2007, 01:19 PM	#139
rockchick22 empty page Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3	looks are overrated..and annoying to me....but hey thats life
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08.10.2007, 01:24 PM	#140
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,964	maybe a permanent muffstache? yeah! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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