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amerikangod · 11.24.2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i just want what i can't have.

I just said that me and your vag can have a meeting of minds.

Satan · 11.24.2009, 09:17 PM

my vag is off duty right now, sorry

amerikangod · 11.24.2009, 09:20 PM

You make your vag sound like a slouch.

Satan · 11.24.2009, 09:23 PM

it's just on break right now. back in full homewrecking force soon.

amerikangod · 11.24.2009, 09:27 PM

I was feeling like my home wasn't properly being ruined. Be the wrecking ball to my cheap Chinese drywall.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.24.2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

it's just on break right now. back in full homewrecking force soon.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Satan again.

amerikangod · 11.24.2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Satan again.

Actually, she's the one that needs to do some spreading if she wants to be given any.

Dead-Air · 11.25.2009, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

my situation is not healthy in any sense of the word but i could give a fuck. i just want what i can't have.

eh, you want some permutation of something you do have, albeit a version that may be idealized beyond reach.

me, I want something I can't have, at least without some major magic. what I would give for your position of potential lens adjustment.

but then, the grass is always greener, until it's all been smoked.

Satan · 11.25.2009, 02:31 AM

oh my god, i solved my problem

so i thought he was fucking around w my "best friend" who fucked my last boyfriend

recently me and her made up after months of not talking and then she tried telling me that my bf now calls her for phone sex and tries to hook up w her

but i talked to him and he made me realise that shes just trying to manipulate me back to her side and away from him. she tricked me into crying about him for like hours and then thinking i needed her to help me.

i love him.

she's a fucking conniving bitch.

Dead-Air · 11.25.2009, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

oh my god, i solved my problem

so i thought he was fucking around w my "best friend" who fucked my last boyfriend

recently me and her made up after months of not talking and then she tried telling me that my bf now calls her for phone sex and tries to hook up w her

but i talked to him and he made me realise that shes just trying to manipulate me back to her side and away from him. she tricked me into crying about him for like hours and then thinking i needed her to help me.

i love him.

she's a fucking conniving bitch.

uh, trusting anyone in that situation is probably a bad plan.

Satan · 11.25.2009, 02:37 AM

no, i have every reason to trust him

i'll tell you more later.

Satan · 11.25.2009, 03:24 AM

okay, first let me give you some background information:

she is known to be a huge slut, recently she called my dealer up and asked if she could give him head for a 20 bag, he declined.
^ she also fucked my ex boyfriend.
she also has a history of being insanely jealous.
she is extremely untrustworthy which is why i stopped talking to her.
she is very, very good at manipulating people.
she is a heroin addict.
now, the meat of the story:

what happened was that she told me that my current boyfriend is fucking around with other girls and trying to fuck her, which is NOT true but for some reason i decided to believe her, so
this got me extremely upset to the point of wanting to sedate myself heavily. she provided me with heavy opiates which make me extremely emotional and she knows this, basically she drugged me to help her side of the situation. she decided she would upset me and then comfort me, thereby tricking me into thinking i needed her and winning me back because she is so desperate for friends.

something i found funny is that she told me she would get pissed if i told him about this. that seemed like a red flag to me so i went ahead and told him and found out the truth.

the truth of the matter is she's been the one calling him begging him to fuck her because she is insanely jealous of me because unlike her i have real friends and i don't try to manipulate people into liking me and i got my shit together and got myself clean from the dope and got a job, none of which she has managed to do and i doubt she ever will.

fool me once, shame on you

you won't fool me twice, bitch

the moral of the story is keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Dead-Air · 11.25.2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

chocking, my voice couldnt come out to clients calling, eating all bran out of the box, hense the choke i believe, drinking coffee, listening to mediocrite music (atprelated), posting.

I like the word "chocking" a lot.

amerikangod · 11.25.2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

the moral of the story is keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

That last part only works if you have some ultimate plan of comeuppance for your enemy.

Satan · 11.25.2009, 10:07 AM

we do.

i learned a very valuable lesson, and that is that i need to be more selective about who gets a second chance. no mercy this time.

i am dancing my ass off.

phoenix · 11.25.2009, 07:19 PM

thinking about making a toasted cheese sandwich for lunch

just spent another hour or so sewing bits and pieces and ironing

after sandwich, getting ready for work. lack of sleep + early shift yesterday and late shift today = phoenix about to drop dead.

!@#$%! · 11.25.2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

okay, first let me give you some background information:

she is known to be a huge slut, recently she called my dealer up and asked if she could give him head for a 20 bag, he declined.
^ she also fucked my ex boyfriend.
she also has a history of being insanely jealous.
she is extremely untrustworthy which is why i stopped talking to her.
she is very, very good at manipulating people.
she is a heroin addict.
now, the meat of the story:

what happened was that she told me that my current boyfriend is fucking around with other girls and trying to fuck her, which is NOT true but for some reason i decided to believe her, so
this got me extremely upset to the point of wanting to sedate myself heavily.

let me interrupt your story to just say: suicide-- NEVER. murder-- MAYBE.

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Originally Posted by Satan

she provided me with heavy opiates which make me extremely emotional and she knows this, basically she drugged me to help her side of the situation.

what a cunt. KILL HER>
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Originally Posted by Satan

she decided she would upset me and then comfort me, thereby tricking me into thinking i needed her and winning me back because she is so desperate for friends.

so she bought your friendship with opiates? a new low!

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Originally Posted by Satan

something i found funny is that she told me she would get pissed if i told him about this. that seemed like a red flag to me so i went ahead and told him and found out the truth.

suspense...

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Originally Posted by Satan

the truth of the matter is she's been the one calling him begging him to fuck her because she is insanely jealous of me because unlike her i have real friends and i don't try to manipulate people into liking me and i got my shit together and got myself clean from the dope and got a job, none of which she has managed to do and i doubt she ever will.

what a sick fuck. proceed with the euthanasia.

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Originally Posted by Satan

fool me once, shame on you

you won't fool me twice, bitch

mmm-mmm-mmm!

i thought you were gonna quote g.w. bush and say "fool me twice-- i can't get fooled again"

anyway, good fucking riddance. sounds like you, your vag, your cunt friend, and your boytoy have been through a lot of drama lately. shit worthy of gossip girl! (i think-- i don't really watch).

but anyway, bitch, stay away from the junk. "sedated" my ass!

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Originally Posted by Satan

the moral of the story is keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

why keep them when you could kill them. just saying.

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deflinus · 11.25.2009, 08:00 PM

severely depressed

amerikangod · 11.25.2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

no mercy this time.

Christians have played that mercy shit to death. This millennium is going to be all about vengeance and crushing all those that slight you.

Sonic Youth 37 · 11.26.2009, 09:25 PM

Unwinding after Thanksgiving with a glass of Guinness, a glass of scotch, and a cigar.

11.24.2009, 09:17 PM	#1342
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	my vag is off duty right now, sorry __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.24.2009, 09:20 PM	#1343
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	You make your vag sound like a slouch. __________________
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11.24.2009, 09:23 PM	#1344
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	it's just on break right now. back in full homewrecking force soon. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.24.2009, 09:27 PM	#1345
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I was feeling like my home wasn't properly being ruined. Be the wrecking ball to my cheap Chinese drywall. __________________
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11.25.2009, 02:31 AM	#1349
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	oh my god, i solved my problem so i thought he was fucking around w my "best friend" who fucked my last boyfriend recently me and her made up after months of not talking and then she tried telling me that my bf now calls her for phone sex and tries to hook up w her but i talked to him and he made me realise that shes just trying to manipulate me back to her side and away from him. she tricked me into crying about him for like hours and then thinking i needed her to help me. i love him. she's a fucking conniving bitch. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.25.2009, 02:37 AM	#1351
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	no, i have every reason to trust him i'll tell you more later. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.25.2009, 03:24 AM	#1352
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	okay, first let me give you some background information: she is known to be a huge slut, recently she called my dealer up and asked if she could give him head for a 20 bag, he declined. ^ she also fucked my ex boyfriend. she also has a history of being insanely jealous. she is extremely untrustworthy which is why i stopped talking to her. she is very, very good at manipulating people. she is a heroin addict. now, the meat of the story: what happened was that she told me that my current boyfriend is fucking around with other girls and trying to fuck her, which is NOT true but for some reason i decided to believe her, so this got me extremely upset to the point of wanting to sedate myself heavily. she provided me with heavy opiates which make me extremely emotional and she knows this, basically she drugged me to help her side of the situation. she decided she would upset me and then comfort me, thereby tricking me into thinking i needed her and winning me back because she is so desperate for friends. something i found funny is that she told me she would get pissed if i told him about this. that seemed like a red flag to me so i went ahead and told him and found out the truth. the truth of the matter is she's been the one calling him begging him to fuck her because she is insanely jealous of me because unlike her i have real friends and i don't try to manipulate people into liking me and i got my shit together and got myself clean from the dope and got a job, none of which she has managed to do and i doubt she ever will. fool me once, shame on you you won't fool me twice, bitch the moral of the story is keep your friends close and your enemies closer. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.25.2009, 10:07 AM	#1355
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	we do. i learned a very valuable lesson, and that is that i need to be more selective about who gets a second chance. no mercy this time. i am dancing my ass off. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.25.2009, 07:19 PM	#1356
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	thinking about making a toasted cheese sandwich for lunch just spent another hour or so sewing bits and pieces and ironing after sandwich, getting ready for work. lack of sleep + early shift yesterday and late shift today = phoenix about to drop dead. __________________ tiny and lost.
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11.25.2009, 08:00 PM	#1358
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	severely depressed
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11.26.2009, 09:25 PM	#1360
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Unwinding after Thanksgiving with a glass of Guinness, a glass of scotch, and a cigar. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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