The dumbest thing you've done when you're drunk - Page 6

terriblecanyons · 07.16.2009, 03:16 PM

hahahaha, AL-AY-SKA. JOHN MCCEEEEN.

MellySingsDoom · 07.16.2009, 03:18 PM

"Goddamit, she is such a DOUCHE" - tc on S Palin.

Ha, maybe I should call you up again sometime, for more drunken banter

terriblecanyons · 07.16.2009, 03:20 PM

Anytime. It'd make my day.

MellySingsDoom · 07.16.2009, 03:22 PM

OK, not now.....but soon!

girlgun · 07.16.2009, 04:16 PM

regarding original topic... where do i start?

my worst (in retrospect) moment was a year ago last night. i drank a bottle of makers with a couple of high school buddies. i was so drunk that they decided i should follow "tony" home since he lived near me. i remember driving on the highway at about 11:00 p.m. and thinking..."where the fuck is he going?".. so i veered right. at about 12:30 a.m. i come to and have no idea where i am (although i had been driving). i call the bot and tell him i'm lost... he asks where i am so that he can come get me. i tell him i don't know because i can't read the signs at the intersection because my vision is so blurred. he says... "oh jen.. sigh".... i literally look at my compass and drive north. i make it home. the next morning.. which is my birthday... i have a blood pressure clinic to do at a nursing home. my sis calls me to tell me my uncle died and i carry on to nursing home. after the blood pressure clinic... i walk to my car and notice my passenger side view mirror is gone. i tell the bot and he's like...."oh jen...sigh". i insist it happened at the nursing home, but i know it happened in that 1.5 hours i lost. i will never do that again. horrifying, humiliating... ugh. needless to say.. i was so hungover on my bday that i couldn't enjoy it... plus the fucking guilt.

Savage Clone · 07.16.2009, 04:41 PM

Whoa.

looking glass spectacle · 07.16.2009, 06:01 PM

when i was a freshman in college a bunch of us walked down to the mini-mart/gas station that would sell us beer, having already gotten completely trashed on some synthetic ethanol we stole from the chemistry lab. it had a tax label on it, so we figured it was safe to drink... and by safe i mean a slightly reduced probability that we would die. anyway, we went in, got our beer, walked maybe 20 ft. down the sidewalk and each opened a bottle to chug... when i was done with mine i suddenly had an intense longing for the sound of shattering glass. so i hurled the bottle back towards the gas station. it turns out that in the time that it took me to chug the beer, a cop had pull into the gas station. the bottle landed like 3 feet from him. lucky for me he was already gassing up his car and couldn't or didn't feel like leaving it unattended to chase down some drunk kids...

Diesel · 07.16.2009, 06:09 PM

Diesel · 07.16.2009, 06:10 PM

Diesel · 07.16.2009, 06:10 PM

fuckk

Diesel · 07.16.2009, 06:39 PM

neva read that .. ha i..

terriblecanyons · 07.17.2009, 07:24 AM

post on here
although it has gotten me to ttalking with some aweome people.

Satan · 07.17.2009, 07:32 AM

drunk dialing ftw

terriblecanyons · 07.17.2009, 07:33 AM

drunk dialing for the MOTHERFUCKING win.

Satan · 07.17.2009, 07:38 AM

fuck that phone man

what a fucking buzzkill

terriblecanyons · 07.17.2009, 07:41 AM

seriously
I thought for a second it was mine cause it does that a lot
if it was I was going to throw it against a wall for ruining our rant about stupid hipster girls

Satan · 07.17.2009, 07:43 AM

that one on the left fo shiz looks like a dude with tits

actually they all look like dudes

terriblecanyons · 07.17.2009, 07:44 AM

if you just cut off the tits that's totally michael cera right there

Satan · 07.17.2009, 07:45 AM

fuck off and die (so i can have your glasses)

terriblecanyons · 07.17.2009, 07:46 AM

i loce how scenve girls are like obsessed with diniosaurs. what the fuck.

07.16.2009, 03:16 PM	#101
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	hahahaha, AL-AY-SKA. JOHN MCCEEEEN.
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07.16.2009, 03:18 PM	#102
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Goddamit, she is such a DOUCHE" - tc on S Palin. Ha, maybe I should call you up again sometime, for more drunken banter __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.16.2009, 03:20 PM	#103
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Anytime. It'd make my day.
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07.16.2009, 03:22 PM	#104
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	OK, not now.....but soon! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.16.2009, 04:16 PM	#105
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	regarding original topic... where do i start? my worst (in retrospect) moment was a year ago last night. i drank a bottle of makers with a couple of high school buddies. i was so drunk that they decided i should follow "tony" home since he lived near me. i remember driving on the highway at about 11:00 p.m. and thinking..."where the fuck is he going?".. so i veered right. at about 12:30 a.m. i come to and have no idea where i am (although i had been driving). i call the bot and tell him i'm lost... he asks where i am so that he can come get me. i tell him i don't know because i can't read the signs at the intersection because my vision is so blurred. he says... "oh jen.. sigh".... i literally look at my compass and drive north. i make it home. the next morning.. which is my birthday... i have a blood pressure clinic to do at a nursing home. my sis calls me to tell me my uncle died and i carry on to nursing home. after the blood pressure clinic... i walk to my car and notice my passenger side view mirror is gone. i tell the bot and he's like...."oh jen...sigh". i insist it happened at the nursing home, but i know it happened in that 1.5 hours i lost. i will never do that again. horrifying, humiliating... ugh. needless to say.. i was so hungover on my bday that i couldn't enjoy it... plus the fucking guilt.
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07.16.2009, 04:41 PM	#106
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Whoa.
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07.16.2009, 06:01 PM	#107
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	when i was a freshman in college a bunch of us walked down to the mini-mart/gas station that would sell us beer, having already gotten completely trashed on some synthetic ethanol we stole from the chemistry lab. it had a tax label on it, so we figured it was safe to drink... and by safe i mean a slightly reduced probability that we would die. anyway, we went in, got our beer, walked maybe 20 ft. down the sidewalk and each opened a bottle to chug... when i was done with mine i suddenly had an intense longing for the sound of shattering glass. so i hurled the bottle back towards the gas station. it turns out that in the time that it took me to chug the beer, a cop had pull into the gas station. the bottle landed like 3 feet from him. lucky for me he was already gassing up his car and couldn't or didn't feel like leaving it unattended to chase down some drunk kids... __________________
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07.16.2009, 06:09 PM	#108
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 597	what
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07.16.2009, 06:10 PM	#109
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 597	the
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07.16.2009, 06:10 PM	#110
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 597	fuckk
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07.16.2009, 06:39 PM	#111
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 597	neva read that .. ha i..
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07.17.2009, 07:24 AM	#112
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	post on here although it has gotten me to ttalking with some aweome people.
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07.17.2009, 07:32 AM	#113
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	drunk dialing ftw __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.17.2009, 07:33 AM	#114
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	drunk dialing for the MOTHERFUCKING win.
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07.17.2009, 07:38 AM	#115
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	fuck that phone man what a fucking buzzkill __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.17.2009, 07:41 AM	#116
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	seriously I thought for a second it was mine cause it does that a lot if it was I was going to throw it against a wall for ruining our rant about stupid hipster girls
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07.17.2009, 07:43 AM	#117
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	that one on the left fo shiz looks like a dude with tits actually they all look like dudes __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.17.2009, 07:44 AM	#118
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	if you just cut off the tits that's totally michael cera right there
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07.17.2009, 07:45 AM	#119
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	fuck off and die (so i can have your glasses) __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.17.2009, 07:46 AM	#120
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	i loce how scenve girls are like obsessed with diniosaurs. what the fuck.
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