[MellySingsDoom]

Fundraising, of course.

(Read - cigarettes )

[█████████]

oh. yeah, i could use some of that fund's money as well.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

What am I doing for money? Well, currently I'm doing fundraising for the "!@#$%! for Governator" campaign in 2015. How much have I raised so far? About £3.50, a pack of chewing gun, and a well-thumbed copy of "Breakdancing for dummies". Early days yet, but I've a feeling that the coffers will soon start being inundated with money, oh yes.

hurray man. i thank my loyal supporters.

im governating what now?

[MellySingsDoom]

^^^New York City

[Everyneurotic]

i thought you were raising money to call !@#$%! "guv'nor" in a friendly way.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

^^^New York City

don't say that
if he was the mayor or something i could not resist the urge to bomb his offices and then kill everyone.

[MellySingsDoom]

You don't have to kill everyone, mate....mind you, he might set the cops on you, so a fuck-off bomb it'll have to be.

[Cantankerous]

but killing everyone would be so much fun!
i could go across the street and snipe people from the trees....

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i thought you were raising money to call !@#$%! "guv'nor" in a friendly way.

me too.

like to buy me a beer or something.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

me too.

like to buy me a beer or something.

i'll buy you a case of beer if you stop being an ass.


actually no.

i like to argue.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'll buy you a case of beer if you stop being an ass.


actually no.

i like to argue.

bitch no beer can rob me of the pleasure of smacking you down verbally!

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

bitch no beer can rob me of the pleasure of smacking you down verbally!

you're on mofo.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

but killing everyone would be so much fun!
i could go across the street and snipe people from the trees....

It'd be so much like Patty Hearst pulling a Stockholm Syndrome ("life in NYC got too much for me, honest") - imagine John Waters making a film about your life! He'd call it "Casper .45", and it'd win every award going. You'd get on all the chat-shows and shit, get to record your album with Patti Smith...the opportunites would be endless.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you're on mofo.

ha!


ha ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaa

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

It'd be so much like Patty Hearst pulling a Stockholm Syndrome ("life in NYC got too much for me, honest") - imagine John Waters making a film about your life! He'd call it "Casper .45", and it'd win every award going. You'd get on all the chat-shows and shit, get to record your album with Patti Smith...the opportunites would be endless.

you've convinced me

i need to get a better gun though
handguns are not very good for sniping motherfuckers on a sunny afternoon in the park

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you've convinced me

i need to get a better gun though
handguns are not very good for sniping motherfuckers on a sunny afternoon in the park

SNIPING?

i thought you were the more bold sawed-off shotgun blast-them-to-pieces type

i'm disappointed

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

SNIPING?

i thought you were the more bold sawed-off shotgun blast-them-to-pieces type

i'm disappointed

well. yr right.

but i feel like being all sneaky.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

well. yr right.

but i feel like being all sneaky.

in that case, start a coffee house, and serve everyone cyanide!

[MellySingsDoom]

"Lazy Sunday Afternoon
I got no time to worry
Snipin' bozos in NYC!!

Doo-dee-doo-doo-doo, da-doo-dee-doo-da-doo-doo
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!*"

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

in that case, start a coffee house, and serve everyone cyanide!

Look what happened the last time Cantankers opened up a soft drinks stand in a tropical paradise:

 

Cor, I'm really in the mood for a Kool-Aid now.