The Mighty American Football Thread - Page 6

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.01.2013, 06:19 PM

HAHAHAHAH! Denver is pissed off. Advertising the upcoming game, the NFL put up all kinds of big ass Joe Flacco banners all over Denver! Priceless! They'z mad!! That is almost better than opening at home!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.04.2013, 09:58 PM

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NFL Season Predictions

Bill Barnwell, Grantland Jeffri Chadiha, ESPN.com John Clayton, ESPN.com David Fleming, ESPN.com SUPER BOWL CHAMPION

Bunch of dick riderz right there yo!!! Watch out for Hotlanta

Bytor Peltor · 09.05.2013, 09:40 PM

Very Little respect for the reigning Champs. 40-1 to win Super Bowl XLVIII.

Broncos 6-1.

Texans 18-1.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.05.2013, 11:57 PM

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Very Little respect for the reigning Champs. 40-1 to win Super Bowl XLVIII.

Broncos 6-1.

Texans 18-1.

Well we just lost 49-24, let Manning score 7 TDs for the first time since 1962, and had the Ravens worst franchise lost at 49 points. Sighs. We never get respect, we're used to that, but games like this are why we don't. People will forget how we blew by Denver last year in double-overtime, or how we clowned Tom Brady. They will remember this game now, how we got clowned. It is what it is. As a Ravens fan, I don't expect respect, in fact, our swag is built on that fact that nobody ever respects or believes in us anyways. We're used to it. We play for ourselves, not the newspapers and Sports Center commentators. We clowned Manning and Brady last year because for the past ten years those two QBs in particular accounted for half our play-off losses, and we were pissed. The Ravens Superbowl was a payback, not a dynasty. By the way, even after just watching literally the worst Ravens game ever (hey, it statistically had to happen sometime, and in a season a loss is a loss, if we manage 11-5 or 10-6 this game won't even matter), I still feel confident we'll make the play-offs (as usual), play a hot Cinderella team (as usual), beat them and send them home packing (as usual), then go home in the next round. That is Ravens football. Raider fans ain't been to the playoffs in years. Only the Ravens have one a play off game every year for five consecutive years, period. Its our brand of football, and it will not change because of one epically bad game

KEEP CALM AND KEEP ROOTING FOR THE RAVENS!

Bytor Peltor · 09.06.2013, 08:26 AM

SEVEN......

!@#$%! · 09.06.2013, 09:23 AM

somebody has to photoshop those ugly-ass dudes out of that picture. they are a fucking eyesore. especially the fat one with the idiot hat and krusty clown hair. the contrast between foreground and background is too brutal.

demonrail666 · 09.06.2013, 02:11 PM

Can't say I'd noticed the background.

!@#$%! · 09.06.2013, 02:26 PM

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Can't say I'd noticed the background.

You lucky professors with your bottle-butt glasses! I see everything-- a fucking curse

Ps on a phone now, which improves a lot

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.06.2013, 07:58 PM

Joe Flacco is one the NFL's best deep-pass threats, period. In fact, simply put, last night if fucking Stokely or Clark could have kept their damn hands on the ball, that game might have been more like 28-35, a respectable loss rather than the Ravens' most embarrassing loss EVER. I still got faith in Joe Flacco, guy gets no respect, yet he is the ONLY NFL PLAYER IN HISTORY to win a play-off game (often TWO!!) EVERY SEASON FOR HIS FIRST FIVE SEASONS CONSECUTIVELY, PERIOD. guy has won 63 fucking games to start his career, won a play-off game his FIRST SEASON. Not Brady. Not Manning. Not Montanna. Not Marino. Fucking Joe "Cool" Flacco. We don't really give a fucking shit of the NFL fans and writers and TV talking heads don't like us, don't respect us, continually doubt and demean us. It is just fuel to the fire. That is how we've won two superbowls in the past 16 years, that is how we have won some many play-off games. We will keep winning, simply because that is Ravens football, and we don't really give a shit what the haters think. Like Joe said, "If they're hating on you, you must be doing something right."

Bytor Peltor · 09.07.2013, 09:04 PM

"Your moves Brady, Brees, Rodgers......"

A 7 TD pass 462 yard Peyton masterpiece.

On a more serious note, I was wondering how many games does it take for the QB's mentioned above to reach SEVEN TD passess?

You can also add another QB to the list if you think they will reach 7 TD's before any of the others......

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.07.2013, 09:13 PM

You do remember that Michael Vick scored 6 TDs in one game in 2010. In fact, it was just HIS FOURTH NFL START COMING OUT OF FUCKING PRISON, and he fucking RAN FOR TWO OF THOSE TDs. So hey Peyton, meh

Oh yeah, Joe Flacco was calling in on the other line with Peyton there to remind him that while Joe and Peyton both have a Superbowl, a Superbowl MVP, and 9 career NFL play-off wins, Manning has ELEVEN play-off LOSSES, Joe only got four

Bytor Peltor · 09.08.2013, 07:00 PM

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I was wondering how many games does it take for the QB's mentioned above to reach SEVEN TD passess?[/color][/font]

Drew Brees 2TD 357 passing yards
Tom Brady 2TD 288 passing yards
Aaron Rogers 3TD 333 passing yards

The three combined were able to equal Payton's debut.

Bytor Peltor · 09.08.2013, 07:16 PM

Oh - Giants are about the roll the cowgirls!

Speaking like a veteran - Kaepernick: “If intimidation is your game plan, I hope you have a better one.”

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.08.2013, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Drew Brees 2TD 357 passing yards
Tom Brady 2TD 288 passing yards
Aaron Rogers 3TD 333 passing yards

The three combined were able to equal Payton's debut.

and if Clark hadn't dropped two TD passes Flacco would had five, so meh, get of Peyton's nuts, it won't help your Texans one bit

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Oh - Giants are about the roll the cowgirls!

Speaking like a veteran - Kaepernick: “If intimidation is your game plan, I hope you have a better one.”

No, that sounds more like a rookie bravado. See, Kaep ain't been knocked the fucked out of the game by a defender like Bernard Pollard. Kaep takes those old school Michael Vick/Dwyane Wade risks, and what happened to those guys? Oh right, ridiculous injuries. Kaep has started in all of 11 games, ask me, the guy should be bit more humble. Now that he is the hyped player, EVERY defense in the league is going to hit him hard like it were the playoffs. Kaep is in for a serious reality check, trust me

Bytor Peltor · 09.09.2013, 03:51 PM

It's Monday Night:

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.09.2013, 05:58 PM

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It's Monday Night:

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Originally Posted by Eli Manning

Shit, we got to play football again this year too? What the fuck, I was hoping to chill on my couch and smoke pot with Michael Phelps the Matthew McConaugh-way....

Rob Instigator · 09.10.2013, 08:36 AM

stayed up to watch my TEXANS make Phillip Rovers cry again. awesome. so sleepy

Rob Instigator · 09.10.2013, 08:53 AM

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!@#$%! · 09.10.2013, 12:22 PM

out of curiousity, started to watch the skins/eagles game and OH THE MISERY.

i couldn't make it past the first half. it was like witnessing a murder in progress.

Bytor Peltor · 09.10.2013, 03:21 PM

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stayed up to watch my TEXANS make Phillip Rovers cry again. awesome. so sleepy

I had to listen to the 2nd half on the radio at work. In a post game radio interview, a Texans player said Wade Phillips told them at halftime if they could put any sort of pressure on Philip Rivers, he would start to make bad throws / decisions.

I was listening to it and I still don't believe it.

Such a huge win for the Texans with Tennessee, @Baltimore, Seattle and @San Francisco on deck.

09.01.2013, 06:19 PM	#101
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	HAHAHAHAH! Denver is pissed off. Advertising the upcoming game, the NFL put up all kinds of big ass Joe Flacco banners all over Denver! Priceless! They'z mad!! That is almost better than opening at home! __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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09.05.2013, 09:40 PM	#103
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	Very Little respect for the reigning Champs. 40-1 to win Super Bowl XLVIII. Broncos 6-1. Texans 18-1.
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09.06.2013, 08:26 AM	#105
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	SEVEN......
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09.06.2013, 09:23 AM	#106
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,581	somebody has to photoshop those ugly-ass dudes out of that picture. they are a fucking eyesore. especially the fat one with the idiot hat and krusty clown hair. the contrast between foreground and background is too brutal.
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09.06.2013, 02:11 PM	#107
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Can't say I'd noticed the background.
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09.06.2013, 07:58 PM	#109
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Joe Flacco is one the NFL's best deep-pass threats, period. In fact, simply put, last night if fucking Stokely or Clark could have kept their damn hands on the ball, that game might have been more like 28-35, a respectable loss rather than the Ravens' most embarrassing loss EVER. I still got faith in Joe Flacco, guy gets no respect, yet he is the ONLY NFL PLAYER IN HISTORY to win a play-off game (often TWO!!) EVERY SEASON FOR HIS FIRST FIVE SEASONS CONSECUTIVELY, PERIOD. guy has won 63 fucking games to start his career, won a play-off game his FIRST SEASON. Not Brady. Not Manning. Not Montanna. Not Marino. Fucking Joe "Cool" Flacco. We don't really give a fucking shit of the NFL fans and writers and TV talking heads don't like us, don't respect us, continually doubt and demean us. It is just fuel to the fire. That is how we've won two superbowls in the past 16 years, that is how we have won some many play-off games. We will keep winning, simply because that is Ravens football, and we don't really give a shit what the haters think. Like Joe said, "If they're hating on you, you must be doing something right." __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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09.07.2013, 09:04 PM	#110
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	"Your moves Brady, Brees, Rodgers......" A 7 TD pass 462 yard Peyton masterpiece. On a more serious note, I was wondering how many games does it take for the QB's mentioned above to reach SEVEN TD passess? You can also add another QB to the list if you think they will reach 7 TD's before any of the others......
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09.07.2013, 09:13 PM	#111
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	You do remember that Michael Vick scored 6 TDs in one game in 2010. In fact, it was just HIS FOURTH NFL START COMING OUT OF FUCKING PRISON, and he fucking RAN FOR TWO OF THOSE TDs. So hey Peyton, meh Oh yeah, Joe Flacco was calling in on the other line with Peyton there to remind him that while Joe and Peyton both have a Superbowl, a Superbowl MVP, and 9 career NFL play-off wins, Manning has ELEVEN play-off LOSSES, Joe only got four __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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09.08.2013, 07:16 PM	#113
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	Oh - Giants are about the roll the cowgirls! Speaking like a veteran - Kaepernick: “If intimidation is your game plan, I hope you have a better one.”
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09.09.2013, 03:51 PM	#115
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	It's Monday Night:
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09.10.2013, 08:36 AM	#117
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	stayed up to watch my TEXANS make Phillip Rovers cry again. awesome. so sleepy __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.10.2013, 08:53 AM	#118
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...gif?1378791284 __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.10.2013, 12:22 PM	#119
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,581	out of curiousity, started to watch the skins/eagles game and OH THE MISERY. i couldn't make it past the first half. it was like witnessing a murder in progress.
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