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You are such a big, strong, adult. Tell me more. |
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You should see my balls. You probably could, were you in space, looking down (although, obviously, our Earth-centric notions of teleological space don't really work in actual space).
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Glice again.
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Why is one bigger than the other? |
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all males have 2 different sized balls. the body is not symetrical
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one hangs lower so they won't crush each other ive never applied any calipers to my nuts & compared, but one nut most def. hangs lower |
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me and ryan had a deep discussion about it women usually have one boob larger than the other as well
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One just hangs lower. Bodies are mostly symmetrical. If your balls are different sizes consult your doctor IMMEDIATELY! |
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all boobs/eyes/stuff are slightly different in size.
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god isn't math perhaps.
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knox is correct. i think it is as symbol guy said everything is slightly off so if one is injured thier is less likleyhood of the other getting injured.
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yesterday i saw this thingy with a girl who had one size B boob and one size D... i felt truly sorry for her. she had surgery in the end to correct it and be able to just buy a bra or top without having to go through some more fuss to make it fit properly. my right foot is slightly bigger than the left. i usually wear two different socks so i just wear the thickest one on the left foot. ta daah, problem solved! |
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THat would really suck.
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mostly, but not perfectly symmetrical on close inspection, everybody's got a foot/hand/ear/etc that's slightly bigger than the other how close were you to glice's nuts when you saw them? |
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They were in my mouth and I could of sworn one was significantly bigger. |
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I met her at the funeral.
She was wearing a velvet cape. She didnt seem to belong to either the family of the first dead person or the family of the second dead person. ...I myself was there in the capacity as a photographer for the local rag. It was my second assignment the first had been an under 12s football match at which the two players had been killed by the strike of lightning. Everyone called her Domino I was unaware as to why this might be. We went to a pub; it wasnt the pub where they had the wake, because we had been laughing at something that happened earlier that day. We felt inappropriate and decided to retire to another pub at the other end of town. The décor was mainly naval, Victorian, old ships. People with beards, scurvy, that sort of thing. I asked her if she wanted something to drink she said no Ill just have a packet of Skips. Later after a couple of rounds of darts and a game of poker she said I bet you want to know why they call me Domino. I said Oh, Id forgotten about that but I hadnt really. She took me by the hand and led me to the ladies toilets. She undid her cape and let it fall to the floor, glistening in the piss. She then undid her blouse. I remember thinking that her tits were massive and, as they were exposed, I saw the reason that she was called Domino. For one of her breasts was black and the other was white. It looked like one of them had died. She did them up before I could comment and said to me that is why I am called Domino and I was happy with this explanation. She then told me about her dads shop. He had a shop in Bournemouth. He sold flags, the flags were on a nice bit of green grass but she didnt know the name of the shop, she hadnt spoken to her dad in years. I asked if her dad was half black and half white, or maybe if he had one black leg and one white leg. And she said no she did not know the reason for her one black tit and her one white one. Later on after a bag of chips and an OK episode of One Foot in the Grave, we went upstairs and fucked. I had to have the lights off. She said is it because you find me unattractive? And I said no I just havent got much left on the meter. I never did see Domino again. She went the next day and left me a note and a picture of her which shed drawn in biro. It wasnt as if I was going to forget but shed drawn a stick woman with one black and one white tit with some tippex shed found next to the cupboard. I still keep that picture in my pocket to this day; I hope I dont get run over. I wouldnt like the police to find it and try and work out why it is I had a picture of a woman with one black tit and one white tit. Then again, Id be dead. I wouldnt really care. DominoDomino. |
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maybe your jaw got tired and it started to close. it happens. |
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SONIC GAIL - Thank you, I stole that from someone who's a way better writer than I am or could ever be.
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It was beautiful
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and you are just as good as a writer as that what are u talkin about?
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