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Stranger: horny? You: Meh, kinda. Not really. I guess I could go for some if I was really tempted Stranger: would this tempt you? Stranger: http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2...untitled-3.jpg You: Nah Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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06.04.2009, 02:34 PM
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lol
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06.04.2009, 02:37 PM
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Stranger: Well, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, so I hope you do not break your little toes.
You: i'll break some vase instead Stranger: Oh, nice. Why do't you jump off a balcony while you're at it? All the cool kids are doing it. You: yeah i know i started that trend |
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06.04.2009, 02:41 PM
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Stranger: hi You: what's up? Stranger: asl You: ageless/everything/omnipresent You: you? Stranger: fuck off |
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06.04.2009, 02:44 PM
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That was probably the best answer to asl yet.
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06.04.2009, 02:44 PM
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This thing has suddenly become a cyber paedo playground.
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06.04.2009, 02:46 PM
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not suddenly, i've been on omegle for a couple months now
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06.04.2009, 02:46 PM
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now i am having a boring conversation with a sixteen year old french girl.
i mean, "sixteen year old" "french" "girl." EDIT: HURRAH SHE DISCONNECTED FOR I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR HER CYBERING NEEDS. |
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06.04.2009, 02:47 PM
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Stranger: Jesse?
You: Wer spricht hier denn? Stranger: yes, let's fuck You: Ficken? Aber warum ficken wir hier jetzt? Gibt es richtige Gruende? Stranger: jätkä mitä vittua sä selität Stranger: fich mich You: Sprechen Sie Finnisch? Leider sprech' ich nicht diese Sprache? Stranger: tajusin ekan lauseen. Stranger: ja joo. You: Ja? Ich denke, dass wir keine Sprache haben, indem wir kann plaustchen. Das ist eine Schade. Stranger: Juu ei oo saksaa ei.
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06.04.2009, 02:48 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi~ You: Good afternoon Stranger: how R u You: I have a cough Stranger: Morning comes here.. You: Oh? Where is that Stranger: Japan.. Stranger: Tokyo You: Oh okay You: how is Tokyo Stranger: so so.. Stranger: gets hot.. You: yeah it's hot here too Stranger: where do you live? You: england Stranger: Yeah....blue blue Stranger: gloomy Eng Stranger: Japanese admire Eu You: They do? Why? Stranger: well I don't know.. |
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you should have passed her to me!
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06.04.2009, 02:53 PM
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Haha, I can't stop laughing over this one 
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06.04.2009, 02:54 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: ASL? You: ASL, what an unoriginal and uninspired question in order to understand one random stranger Stranger: is the question You: i think we should start our discussion with a more personal and original question You: like You: do you mean to be what you're not ? Stranger: are you ok? You: now that's an original question! thanks a lot You: (for further reference, i am indeed ok) You: (are you ?) Stranger: stranger fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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06.04.2009, 02:55 PM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: *throws frisbee* You: Hey, can you throw me my frisbee back? Stranger: *throw frisbee back* You: thanks You have disconnected.
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06.04.2009, 02:58 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHOUTING?? Stranger: not at all Stranger: y? You: I DON'T KNOW MAN REVOLUTION'S DOWN THE STREET AND YOUR VOICE'S GOTTA BE HEARD THEREFORE YOU GOTTA SHOUT OTHERWISE YOU WON'T BE HEARD AND YOU WANT TO BE HEARD OTHERWISE YOU COULDNT GO AND BUY SOME PIZZA OR SOME SHIT I DUNNO SO YOU GOTTA You: SHOUT You: DON'T TYPE You: SHOUT Stranger: ok i'm shouting You: GREAT! Stranger: chutiye Stranger: madarchod You: I LIKE YOUR STYLE Stranger: lol............. Stranger: from? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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06.04.2009, 02:59 PM
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You: hi
Stranger: hey You: who dis Stranger: asl You: 15/f/jersey You: u??? Stranger: 28 lesbian scotland You: oh bby Stranger: female Stranger: u r racist You: no Stranger: o i thought u said o bye bye You: o srry 'oh baby' lol Stranger: r u lesbian too? You: y would u think im racist Stranger: Never Mind. You: idk....... bicurios Stranger: o! Stranger: y r u on this site anyway? You: bored You: u Stranger: looking for a partner You: o Stranger: u seem nice You: i am nice lol Stranger: know any 28 yr old grls> Stranger: lol! You: uhhh my sister is 23 lol |
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06.04.2009, 03:00 PM
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi !You: hi You: do you have a megaphone by any means? Your conversational partner has disconnected. people are pathetic. they don't understand the use of a megaphone |
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06.04.2009, 03:02 PM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: This article is about the fruit. For the electronics and software company, see Apple Inc.. For other uses, see Apple (disambiguation). "Apple Blossom" redirects here. For other uses, see Apple Blossom (disambiguation). You: The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family Rosaceae. It is one of the most widely cultivated tree fruits. The tree is small and deciduous, reaching 3 to 12 metres (9.8 to 39 ft) tall, with a broad, often densely twiggy crown.[1] The leaves are alternately arranged simple ovals 5 to 12 cm long and 3–6 centimetres (1.2–2.4 in) broad on a 2 to 5 centimetres (0.79 to 2.0 in) petiole with an acute tip, serrated margin and a slightly downy underside. Blossoms are produced in spring simultaneously with the budding of the leaves. The flowers are white with a pink tinge that gradually fades, five petaled, and 2.5 to 3.5 centimetres (0.98 to 1.4 in) in diameter. The fruit matures in autumn, and is typically 5 to 9 centimetres (2.0 to 3.5 in) diameter. The center of the fruit contains five carpels arranged in a five-point star, each carpel containing one to three seeds.[1] You: The tree originated from Central Asia, where its wild ancestor is still found today. There are more than 7,500 known cultivars of apples resulting in range of desired characteristics. Cultivars vary in their yield and the ultimate size of the tree, even when grown on the same rootstock.[2] Stranger: wikipedia Stranger: snap You: At least 55 million tonnes of apples were grown worldwide in 2005, with a value of about $10 billion. China produced about 35% of this total.[3] The United States is the second leading producer, with more than 7.5% of the world production. Turkey, France, Italy, and Iran are also among the leading apple exporters. You have disconnected. |
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06.04.2009, 03:13 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: ENLARGE YOUR MANHOOD TODAY FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $29.99 + S/T |
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06.04.2009, 03:14 PM
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DND LOSES HIS OMEGLINITY!!!
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: can you get my dingaling hard? Stranger: of coursee You: cool Stranger: but Stranger: explain me You: life through education Stranger: whats dingaling Stranger: first You: penis You: pens Stranger: yes? You: pez You: yes You: hey Stranger: what you want me to do You: whats your name? Stranger: avril You: like avril lavigne? You: or like avril [i have a penis] Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: have u ever had sex? You: no You: hey Stranger: you want? You: have you? Stranger: do u want? You: sure Stranger: how tall is yours You: just get my dingaling hard Stranger: I want to suck it You: ok avril? You: cool Stranger: I am bitch You: what color are you? Stranger: you like bitches? You: bitches are ok Stranger: white soft Stranger: skin Stranger: too soft You: do you have freckles? Stranger: have a nice 2 giant Stranger: breasts Stranger: no You: what color areolas? Stranger: but I suck nice  Stranger: huh? Stranger: I have a nice pussy You: the area around the nipple You: pink or purple or maybe brownish? You: pussy is shaved? Stranger: what you want Stranger: yes Stranger: u can Stranger: suck it now Stranger: play it Stranger: wity your Stranger: tonque You: ok You: can i stick my cock in it? You: just the head You: in-and-out You: in-and-out You: in-and-out You: in-and-out You: in-and-out You: just the head tho Stranger: but first Stranger: promise me Stranger: suck it Stranger: I have a nice ass Stranger: u want to do fantasy? You: ok You: i suck on your little pussy for a minute You: and lick the clit You: and hummmm You: and make motorboat sound with my lips You: on your clitoris Stranger: clitoris? Stranger: what is it You: nice ass Stranger: yes Stranger: its nice Stranger: mm baby fuck me hard You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris You: can i pop the pimple on you ass? You: that gets me hot You: where are you from? You: so i know how you scream when my fat cock goes in your ass Stranger: Im from Stranger: Im from Stranger: space Stranger: I dont scream Stranger: but I play nice with Stranger: big cocks You: can you scream a little? You: like a little mouse scream Stranger: if u want Stranger: I can Stranger: scream You: or a little dolphin laugh Stranger: nope Stranger: I can do You: wait,, you like it in the ass right? You: or can i piss in your ass? Stranger: nice Stranger: fucking Stranger: voice Stranger: like Stranger: AAAAAAAAH Stranger: OOHH Stranger: AAAH Stranger: OOOH Stranger: both parts You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYY AA AOAOKSOKAS Stranger: piss? Stranger: lol Stranger: you want? You: pee? You: in your asshole? You: yes i want You: please? Stranger: but I want to you suck it Stranger: will you? Stranger: after u piss You: suck what? You: ok pissing now Stranger: my pussy You: ok yes Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh Stranger: nice feeling Stranger: now You: feel my warm pee stream? Stranger: fuck me Stranger: fuck me MANN You: mmmm OKAOKAOASJSA AAAAAAAHHHHHHH Stranger: hardd Stranger: again You: ok starting the fucking now You: IN-OUT Stranger: I want You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris Stranger: to do it Stranger: in You: IN-OUT Stranger: sofa You: IN-OUT Stranger: Im on Stranger: WWAAAA Stranger: AAAAAAAAH Stranger: ooohohhh You: I WILL BEND YOU OVER THE SOFA You: PUSH YOUR FACE INTO THE SOFA CUSHION You: ALL I CAN SEE IS YOU R PUSSY AND ASS You: AND NOW I POUND IT You: hhhahahr You: hard You: harder You: AAAHAHAAAAAH Stranger: olhhh You: OH SHIIIIT Stranger: nice feeling Stranger: its over now You: I SPILLED PURPLE KOOL AID IN YOUR ASSHOLE Stranger: everybody has spermas You: ! Stranger: I can suck them You: MY SPERMAS ARE PURPLE ! You: SHIIIIT You: WE WILL HAVE PURPLE KIDS NOW You: I DIDN'T WEAR A CONDOM! Stranger: I hate it Stranger: anyway.. Stranger: I go baby You: go where? Stranger: its nice to fucked by you Stranger: by You: did you cum? You: it was nice fucking you You: and peeing in you You: and spilling kool-aid in you You: i liked it Stranger: we can do it Stranger: 10 seconds later Stranger: again Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: 4 Stranger: 3 Stranger: 2 Stranger: 1 Stranger: 0 Stranger: FUCK me Stranger: in your dreams Stranger: You: WEEEEEE You: FUCK YOU AGAIN Stranger: in your dreams You: IN THA ASS IN SPACE AGAIN> You: ? You: WHAT Stranger: fuck me while sleeping You: OH NO ITS TIM BURTON! You: RUN! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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