[naomi]

thanks rob.. goodto see you too!!

[ALIEN ANAL]

groovey pics naomi
but how are you so popular with only 48 posts?
did you post some amazing threads or are you someone from the old board?

[Rob Instigator]

it's cuz she met thurston and his fantasticity rubbed off on her and now we all are in love wit her

[ALIEN ANAL]

havent a bunch of folk from here met thurston?

[Rob Instigator]

yeah but mostly sweaty stinky guys, not beautiful sultry-eyed ladies!

[naomi]

I'm from the old board..I used to post there but my life just got really really busy so I dont come around much.

[screamingskull]

Originally Posted by naomi

 

Naomi's a rock legend!

Kool to have you back!, you look awesome on stage!

[ALIEN ANAL]

ooh ok fair enough
well hey there
im from this new board and im not all that interesting, i can text you! :P kidding
anyway i must get back to my book, i have never read a book so fast.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

but how are you so popular with only 48 posts?
did you post some amazing threads or are you someone from the old board?

were you raised in a barn (you RUDE bastard)?

[ALIEN ANAL]

oh pa-lease Laying Wolf Slot

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

oh pa-lease Laying Wolf Slot

wow Oz slang that I'm unfamiliar with.

I feel smarter all of a sudden (well, maybe not smarter, but more informed).

if only I could come back with some obscure Okie slang, but sadly we just sit around on our porches saying "yep", "y'all" and "fixin' ta'" while seeing how far we can spit.

this makes it hard to tactfully articulate a colloquialism involving cooters.

[Rob Instigator]

that cooter was "yay" wide and about "yay" deep.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

wow Oz slang that I'm unfamiliar with.

I feel smarter all of a sudden (well, maybe not smarter, but more informed).

if only I could come back with some obscure Okie slang, but sadly we just sit around on our porches saying "yep", "y'all" and "fixin' ta'" while seeing how far we can spit.

this makes it hard to tactfully articulate a colloquialism involving cooters.

wow did i fool you, was the master fooled?

did floatingslowly not notice that this aussie slang that he thinks he is unfarmiliar with is actually...AN ANAGRAM FOR...FLOATING SLOWLY!!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

wow did i fool you, was the master fooled?

did floatingslowly not notice that this aussie slang that he thinks he is unfarmiliar with is actually...AN ANAGRAM FOR...FLOATING SLOWLY!!

oh, snap.

I'm humbled.

that's the best misuse of my name yet.

somehow, you took the letters of my name and made me think of a wild vagina.

previously, everyneurotic's "floatingretardly" held the spot, but you've just trumped him well and good, cooter.

I'd rep both you and Rob, but the forum says "NO".

[ALIEN ANAL]

haha i feel honoured
im now a someone

[floatingslowly]

now yr pushing it too far.

PS: trust me, it's a lot more fun to be nobody.

[screamingskull]

floatingslowly, i wanna see what you look like!

[floatingslowly]

if you say so....

it took about 40 retakes to find one where I might be smiling.

I have a smiling problem.

I've posted pictures before (although I hate doing it), but here's my new glasses and Mr. Professional haircut taken just a few minutes ago:

 

here's one from a couple years ago (pre-FORCED haircut):

 

fuck a smile, I want my hair back.

PS: please don't tell anyone that I'm not actually a killer robot from space. pleeeease.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

OH MY GAD
you look like danny himself

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

 

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i are a proffeshenal