[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Comedy, or a good sense of humor and dental/oral hygiene seem to be the UK's weakest endeavors. Stick to what you guys are good at- like eating cheese and making tea.

Why are Americans OBSESSED with teeth?

I do make a lovely cup of tea, though. I think I'm going to make myself one now, if my teeth don't all drop out on the way to the kitchen.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Why are Americans OBSESSED with teeth?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqu...-22429,00.html

[porkmarras]

Maybe because they have to laugh at just about everything so they need to show off some good teeth.God knows.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

We are not obsessed with teeth. You have teeth confused with power. American's are obsessed with their own self worth based purely on materialism. And sex. And total world domination...

You don't necessarily need teeth to make your tea, do you? I imagine you can 'gum' it pretty well Pookie.

Ah, in that case, I'm proud of my halitosis.

Now for that tea. Nice and milky.

[Katy]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Stick to what you guys are good at- like eating cheese and making tea.

Eating cheese? I thought the French/Belgians had dominion over that?

And, really, the Chinese/Japanese are the best at actually MAKING tea (they have a whole ceremony!) Brits are just best at drinking it.

Russell Brand, by the way, has lovely teeth. Very white.

[sonicl]

Getting back to Russell Brand, I normally watch the Brit Awards on TV, but the fact that he's presenting is enough to put me off this year.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Comedy, or a good sense of humor and dental/oral hygiene seem to be the UK's weakest endeavors. Stick to what you guys are good at- like eating cheese and making tea.

hahahahaha!!

thats fuckin brilliant Keggers.
the Irish are pure obsessed with tea also and they brush their teeth with sticks and soot hiding in a press under the stairs in living fear of been caught.

 

this is Mrs Doyle
the Patrion Saint of Tea in Ireland.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Getting back to Russell Brand, I normally watch the Brit Awards on TV, but the fact that he's presenting is enough to put me off this year.

he's presenting? deadly!

he gave Bob Geldof whats what when he presented the NME awards,

Bob Geldof is a Cunt.

[Katy]

Russell Brand lovers/haters should watch these:

Re:Brand "Nazi Boy" (2002)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxweGVGQRTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILTzji7wf6I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleZiqxxvwY

Re:Brand "Dad Fight" (2002)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NivSWo9uLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI-FaME4fJs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aEWHZQS6M

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RE:Brand)

Also, his radio show (with Matt Morgan and Trevor Lock) is on Saturday nights on Radio 2 (it moved a couple of months ago from it's Sunday afternoon slot on 6Music) http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/brand/

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Again with the milky tea! Gross.
Milk goes in tea, like Thurston goes in Lee.
It's just not meant to be!
And iced tea is still better then hot tea unless you are sick.

Now is that an American post or what?

wrong wrong wrong.

you have to try it kar you just have to and not just once and you have to have an english person make it for you.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Katy

Russell Brand lovers/haters should watch these:

Re:Brand "Nazi Boy" (2002)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxweGVGQRTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILTzji7wf6I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleZiqxxvwY

Re:Brand "Dad Fight" (2002)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NivSWo9uLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI-FaME4fJs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aEWHZQS6M

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RE:Brand)

Also, his radio show (with Matt Morgan and Trevor Lock) is on Saturday nights on Radio 2 (it moved a couple of months ago from it's Sunday afternoon slot on 6Music) http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/brand/

THANKS.

[Katy]

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

Bob Geldof is a Cunt.

Funny that. When XFM got bought out by Capital and moved from Camden to Leicester Square, they put Bob Geldof on as a DJ. It was appalling.

I happened to be walking through Leicester Square one day and foudn myself in the middle of the protest that some devoted listeners had organized.

There was a fairly sizable group of people standing outside the capital FM building, pointing upward (toward the studio where Geldof was presenting) and chanting (football style) "BOBBBBBB'S A WANKER! HE'S A WANKER! HE'S A WANKER! BOBBBBB'S A WANKER!"

I joined in. It was quite a larf.

I think Russell had been fired from XFM by that point...

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Comedy, or a good sense of humor and dental/oral hygiene seem to be the UK's weakest endeavors. Stick to what you guys are good at- like eating cheese and making tea.

comedy! from the country that brought us carrot top.

[Pookie]

Just for the record, my opinion has changed.

Saw a live DVD and love him. Very funny.

End of bulletin.

[Hip Priest]

Welcome to the movement, Brother Pookie.

He was pretty good tonight.

[Pookie]

It's a good feeling.

Each time I tick the "like" box and unick the "dislike" box, I feel a little happier.

[porkmarras]

Glad you saw the light and thanks Hip Priest for having faith.We're obviously ahead of our time.

[Danny Himself]

We're obviously ahead of our time.

The future is dark.

[porkmarras]

Nah, you're just stupid.

Live Dvd:

Part 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=0zsyAPZkbqw
Part 2 http://youtube.com/watch?v=fsVDS8wZ5vw
Part 3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=EqM2IeT9kAQ

Part 4 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_3WD5rKVEbY
Part 5 http://youtube.com/watch?v=SgKr8BuovcE
Part 6 http://youtube.com/watch?v=i5IsGsdkgEo
Part 7 http://youtube.com/watch?v=he3cdIfQN48
Part 8 http://youtube.com/watch?v=UcMpqBN-ws0