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Old 12.12.2006, 04:56 AM   #81
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No. Not really. You have so much to learn...
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Old 12.12.2006, 05:08 AM   #82
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i did watch this short flash video made by a couple of students who acknowledged how unbearably boring the movie can be to some people . the flash made a "2001 in a nutshell" , and where there would be 10 minutes of bloody NOTHING theyd write what was supposedly implied by scenes liek that . and yes, the concept of it all IS very interesting , but kubricks presentation was unbearable . despite the ideas, i would rather stab myself in the face with a running chainsaw than watch it again .
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Old 12.12.2006, 05:11 AM   #83
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also , heh , thats weak .
sure i have lots to learn but come on , enjoying a movie doesnt hold a measure of ones intelligence .
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Old 12.12.2006, 05:12 AM   #84
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Old 12.12.2006, 05:15 AM   #85
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Old 12.12.2006, 06:35 AM   #86
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2001 is a masterpiece....and bashing it is not making you look cool...

well, on this topic, I really hated Mullholland Drive...if altered can bash Kubrick, then I can rag Lynch...

i also hate hate this one movie with william h macy...i cant even find it on imdb, it is the most boring thing ive ever seen, the only reason i watched all of it was because i thought the point had to be coming sooner or later.

also, any piece of any John waters that ive seen....female trouble is inexcusable...i "get" the whole Waters schtick, and it is still inexcusable.
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Old 12.12.2006, 06:38 AM   #87
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yeh well you know....I enjoyed GodThumb more than i did Godfather...yehp
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Old 12.12.2006, 03:31 PM   #88
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2001 is a masterpiece....and bashing it is not making you look cool...

I agree

one of the worst I have seen was some monster movie from the fifties called Attack of the 50 Foot Woman......or something of that nature.
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Old 12.12.2006, 03:38 PM   #89
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its true that perhaps it wouldnt be quite enough worth mentioning for me to say 2001 if it wasnt so cherished and hyped .
but i really had never squirmed through a movie as much as it , and it does baffle me that so many people think so very highly of it .
you can take that , right ?

well the effects in 2001 are nothing compared to what can be done today, so this has to be seen in context.

however it is still a kick ass movie but it takes a certain state of mind to enjoy its aesthetics. i will confess to falling asleep the first time i saw it, and i would fall asleep again perhaps, but i've also really enjoyed it. however i have other kubrick movies i prefer. for its time however it was quite an achievement.
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Old 12.12.2006, 03:40 PM   #90
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i did watch this short flash video made by a couple of students who acknowledged how unbearably boring the movie can be to some people . the flash made a "2001 in a nutshell" , and where there would be 10 minutes of bloody NOTHING theyd write what was supposedly implied by scenes liek that . and yes, the concept of it all IS very interesting , but kubricks presentation was unbearable . despite the ideas, i would rather stab myself in the face with a running chainsaw than watch it again .

You gotta remember when it was made. People had some fucking patience then. Good things take time, and it is one of the best movies ever made.
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Old 12.12.2006, 03:50 PM   #91
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well the effects in 2001 are nothing compared to what can be done today, so this has to be seen in context.


? I find the special effects are way better than anything done today. It looks much more realistic.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:28 PM   #92
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You gotta remember when it was made. People had some fucking patience then. Good things take time, and it is one of the best movies ever made.

I totally agree. People are conditioned to watch films with a much faster pace nowadays. Even Die Hard makes people yawn or fall asleep. Maybe it has something to do with the way video games and ad's rush through our minds at the speed of light.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:30 PM   #93
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:32 PM   #94
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? I find the special effects are way better than anything done today. It looks much more realistic.

Since when are you home? I tried calling you earlier and noone was home. I'll try again after this post. You have to introdce me to more movies; American Hardcore looks great.

Well I'm very narrow in the field of movies, but The Lion Kind 2 was horrid. And the Matrix should have stayed as just a single movie
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I totally agree. People are conditioned to watch films with a much faster pace nowadays. Even Die Hard makes people yawn or fall asleep. Maybe it has something to do with the way video games and ad's rush through our minds at the speed of light.

We hear about this day-in, day-out in media class. It's fascinating, really. aMusic videos are also a potential cause, with all the 3 second cuts, nothing stays on the screen for more then, say, 10 seconds, because they want to keep yr (already fucked) attention on the shitty video... (get it?)
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:46 PM   #96
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Yep! We're all very spoilt when it comes to stimulating the brain cells to open up the adrenal medulla.
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It's almost all shot-by-shot with Hitchcock,so it isn't all that bad. Sure, when you stack it up against the aura and atmosphere of the original, it's shit, but it's still a good movie, and Van Sant did the right thing by remaking it shot-by-shot.

Vaughn, Heche, Macy, Moore and Mortensen are all okay in it.
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Old 10.31.2007, 06:59 PM   #98
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Old 10.31.2007, 07:19 PM   #99
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It's almost all shot-by-shot with Hitchcock,so it isn't all that bad. Sure, when you stack it up against the aura and atmosphere of the original, it's shit, but it's still a good movie,

Wrong, not only was it miscast it was just a terrible idea. There is no reason whatsoever to remake "Psycho", it was a dumb idea, about as dumb an idea as someone saying "Let's remake "Rear Window" and we can cast Christopher Reeves in it, because you know, he's really in a wheelchair.
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Mannequin
Weekend at Bernie's (never saw II)
The Terror of Tiny Town
Bio-Dome
Jaws: The Revenge
Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Popeye
License to Drive
Soul Man
Hard Rain
Killer Clowns From Outer Space
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Pumpkinhead
Basic Instinct 2
Hell Comes to Frogtown
Wild Wild West
Howard The Duck
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