[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux

i know youre just being funny but it sincerely pisses me off when guys call that being a tease.

i'm not a tease; you're just fucking lazy.

I was specifically referring to the 'AS SOON AS I'M OF AGE, OF COURSE' part.

[Better_Than_Deux]

i can't tell if i should keep this conversation serious or not.

i'd like to, but i'm worried i'm going to look like an asshole.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux

i can't tell if i should keep this conversation serious or not.

i'd like to, but i'm worried i'm going to look like an asshole.

I'd prefer it if we both looked like assholes. Plus it'd make me feel closer to you.

[knox]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

It's fucked up that feminists would treat the male sexual organ as a free thinking seperate entity.

not thinking not entity despite what you'd like to believe. boo hoo.

[knox]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I feel like some kind of strap-on funnel can be created for this very purpose.

I think it was. Saw it on TV once.
It didn't work out in the end.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by knox

not thinking not entity despite what you'd like to believe. boo hoo.

I'm not the one who makes it out to be that way. Feminists are.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by knox

I think it was. Saw it on TV once.
It didn't work out in the end.

They clearly didn't put as much love into it as I would. I would have given it all of the love.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

I'm not the one who makes it out to be that way. Feminists are.

Which feminist is this honey pie? Specifically. A name. Just once, a verified claim. Go on sweetheart. Just this once, doll. For me.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by Glice

Which feminist is this honey pie? Specifically. A name. Just once, a verified claim. Go on sweetheart. Just this once, doll. For me.

This one. As you can see she was arrested for talking rubbish.

 

[Glice]

She looks to me more like she's being escorted away from something alarming, like perhaps a particularly insouciant cloth-capped Marxist

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Glice

She looks to me more like she's being escorted away from something alarming, like perhaps a particularly insouciant cloth-capped Marxist

ha ha, i see your parodies both here and in the israel thread, and they are excellent, but beware of them turning into full-on contagion, and who wants brain flu?

meanwhile-- très bien, esquire, etc. etc.

[ni'k]

No doubt the fevered ravings of said rabid marxist affected her temperment most calamitously, and the Queen's officers were required to box the scruffians ears to bring halt to his indecent unrest.

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

You know who's worse than the women? INTELLECTUALS

They make me wanna ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ni'k]

i wanna be an intellectual so i can make you ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and rob all yo' shit. what a power to have.

[knox]

yes, that would be interesting.

for intellectual purposes, i'll be calling my boobs entities from now on.

[akprodr]

Originally Posted by knox

I think it was. Saw it on TV once.
It didn't work out in the end.

 

campmor.com has been selling this for years--I gotta assume it works (or people are just too embarassed to return it).

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by ni'k

i wanna be an intellectual so i can make you ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and rob all yo' shit. what a power to have.

Man, Jigglypuff can do that shit too. I'd much rather be a Jigglypuff.

 

[knox]

its for when you are camping.

[RanaldoNecro]

I dont feel guilty about the way I view women. At all. I know this is unpopular, but I am a bit of a dick. There is a difference between a man and a pushover.

To say all women, or all men, is just totally ill-informed. The fact is that, most of the millenieum generation or genx men never had an one-up in the gender war.

Many who fight in the gender war are fighting imagined battles in their heads. Many women of the Eisenhower generation led very good lives thank you very much.

[amerikangod]

And can I just say that grabbing a woman by the vagina can be a hilariously entertaining spectacle for all? Case in point: