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Dear Advice Dog
First of all, hello to you, you wise ol' mutt. Just another quickie question for you: If you, um, "like" someone, but they live on the other side of the planet, what would be the best way of getting to "know" them better whilst saving up for an airplane ticket? Yours as always, Melly
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Dear Advice Dog,
Where should I stash the bodies? Regards, C.
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Dear Advice Dog
Why is there a big "Property Of Cantankerous" sticker on my sunburst Fender Jaguar? Yours wondering how the hell that got there. MellySingsDoom
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Dear advice dog,
How long can one go without a shower before it becomes unhealthy? Yours truly, terriblecanyons |
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dear advice dog,
play dead. regards, c.
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I Will Shit On You Advice Dog! You Know It To Be True! Join Me And Together, I Will Shit In Your Mouth! Just Like You Love It!
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Dear advice dog,
Why does villain bird Type Like This All The Time? Sincerely, tc |
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Because I....Because I Am Villain Bird!
Can you scratch my neck Please? Pretty one. Call me Pretty Bird. Oh yea... |
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i keep hitting my dick with a hammer. to prove that i am man. but now it hurts when i pee. whats your advice?
sinceriy, dick hammering in nj |
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You are on the path to the darkness my child! NOW, cut off your dick, and then cut it in half. cut off your hands! THEN STAPLE YOUR DICKS TO YOUR STUBS AND FLY AWAY!!!!
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Advice Dog, I'm one poor motherfucker.
What's a userfriendly site for downloading music?
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Thanks again, Advice Dog. You be the best!
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Hi Advice Dog, good to have you back again.
I'm planning on going to New York next year, and was thinking of going around summer time. Is there any time around then where the weather is too hot and humid to tolerate? I turn into a right grumpy sod in that kind of weather, so would far prefer to go when it's a bit cooler but more bearable. Many thanks again Yours Melly.
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itunes = bloatware
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sayin' -- i recently dumped winamp though (was acting funny, the new aol-owned versions) and was considering a replacement. suggestions? |
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there's a couple of good gpl software, most notably mozilla's songbird, the "firefox of media players", wich will eventually be very big. it's still a very early version so it lacks some features and improvements like last.fm support, perfect ipod support and crap like that, but that should be solved with next version that just went out for rc a couple of days ago. personally i don't use it yet, but i highly recommend it. http://getsongbird.com/ |
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Songbird is good, but it's pretty laggy on my computer. Also, it's almost exactly like iTunes, just with plug-ins.
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