Literature, Literacy, and the advance of human civilization - Page 5

floatingslowly · 01.22.2008, 01:58 PM

what do you think I am??

GERMAN??

Rob Instigator · 01.22.2008, 01:59 PM

arrgghh!!!!

Confucious is sex · 01.22.2008, 02:14 PM

Does the size of a gentleman's cock really matter on a forum? That is the question.

(Hamlet was misquoted, apparently)

floatingslowly · 01.22.2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Does the size of a gentleman's cock really matter on a forum?

since I have no fingers, it's the only way I can type, so, yes.

as long as it's "long enough to reach the keyboard".

Rob Instigator · 01.22.2008, 02:19 PM

luckily he has a needle point.
while his girth is worthy, he has a cock head like a garbanzo bean.

Glice · 01.22.2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Does the size of a gentleman's cock really matter on a forum? That is the question.

(Hamlet was misquoted, apparently)

You can call it a Lacanian phallus if it makes you more comfortable.

Confucious is sex · 01.22.2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

You can call it a Lacanian phallus if it makes you more comfortable.

O

(That's a great one for all you intellectuals out there, for the others it probably just looks like I have run out of witticisms. I have not.)

Glice · 01.22.2008, 02:31 PM

Big O, little o?

Confucious is sex · 01.22.2008, 03:46 PM

...cardboard box?

(Big O)

Glice · 01.22.2008, 04:04 PM

Yes, oh yes

m1rr0r dash · 01.22.2008, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

O

(That's a great one for all you intellectuals out there, for the others it probably just looks like I have run out of witticisms. I have not.)

since we are all being the real phallus (represented by uppercase pi)

i will have to point out that "O" (or more accurately "A" as in Autre) refers to the big other, not the symbolic phallus. the symbolic phallus is represented by uppercase phi

and the imaginary phallus by lowercase phi

as in this diagram of sexual difference:

...which should be self-explanatory. hope that clears some things up.

floatingslowly · 01.22.2008, 04:15 PM

good job, watson.

now let's get back to the lab.

m1rr0r dash · 01.22.2008, 04:22 PM

...what, so you can shoot up more cocaine?

Glice · 01.22.2008, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

since we are all being the real phallus (represented by uppercase pi)

i will have to point out that "O" (or more accurately "A" as in Autre) refers to the big other, not the symbolic phallus. the symbolic phallus is represented by uppercase phi

and the imaginary phallus by lowercase phi

as in this diagram of sexual difference:

...which should be self-explanatory. hope that clears some things up.

This is a post so entirely brilliant I'm very nearly jealous. Kudos.

Rob Instigator · 01.22.2008, 04:56 PM

and the french call it "le petit Morte" (the little death, so named for the belief that the heart stops beating at the moment of orgasm, which is bullshit.)

!@#$%! · 01.22.2008, 05:01 PM

this thread has suffered a horrible death. o well...

on a totally unrelated note

here's something better

Rob Instigator · 01.22.2008, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

this thread has suffered a horrible death. o well...

on a totally unrelated note

here's something better

papa likes!

Confucious is sex · 01.22.2008, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

since we are all being the real phallus (represented by uppercase pi)

i will have to point out that "O" (or more accurately "A" as in Autre) refers to the big other, not the symbolic phallus. the symbolic phallus is represented by uppercase phi

and the imaginary phallus by lowercase phi

as in this diagram of sexual difference:

...which should be self-explanatory. hope that clears some things up.

Glice's kudos echoed. Bravo. Though I was referencing the Lacanian reading of Ophelia in Hamlet...

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 01.22.2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

and the french call it "le petit Morte" (the little death, so named for the belief that the heart stops beating at the moment of orgasm, which is bullshit.)

Did you get that from watching Bride of Chucky?

Rob Instigator · 01.23.2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Did you get that from watching Bride of Chucky?

they talk about orgasms in bride of chucky???
ha!

I wold like to say I got that from repeated experiments involving willing females and a stethascope, but I'd be lying.

reading, it does a body good.

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