summarize your sex life with a star wars quote - Page 5

floatingslowly · 03.13.2008, 02:08 PM

^^^ chock full o' awesome.

krastian · 03.13.2008, 02:24 PM

Leia: Stop that.
Han: Stop what?
Leia: That. My hands are dirty.
Han: My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?
Leia: I'm not afraid.
Han: You're trembling.
Leia: I'm not... trembling.

Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.
Yoda: No! Try not! Do or do not. There is no try.

Cantankerous · 03.13.2008, 04:12 PM

you guys are geeks!

okay...ummm

"The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."

hahaha just kidding but no, more accurately:

"Yeah, I'll bet you have."

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 07:27 PM

yawn
geez guys, this thread was funny the first 2 pages :P

Lurker · 03.13.2008, 07:30 PM

"Hoth"

flophousefloozie · 03.13.2008, 08:03 PM

"Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone."

"The Princess? Put all sections on alert. "

flophousefloozie · 03.13.2008, 08:04 PM

Also, "Oh, he's not dead... Not yet."

flophousefloozie · 03.13.2008, 08:06 PM

"If you give it to me, I might forget I found you."

Ohh, it never ends. But I'm going to end it there.

floatingslowly · 03.13.2008, 08:15 PM

what an incredible smell you've discovered!

flophousefloozie · 03.13.2008, 08:23 PM

(hehehe)

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to floatingslowly again."

There's my non-Star Wars sex quote.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.13.2008, 08:51 PM

did you guys even bother reading the first few threads or just assume your funny?

floatingslowly · 03.13.2008, 08:53 PM

flophousefloozie · 03.13.2008, 09:43 PM

mmmmmm...
Both.

Pax Americana · 03.13.2008, 10:21 PM

Obi-Wan: "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."

m1rr0r dash · 03.13.2008, 10:41 PM

"Better her than me!"

phoenix · 03.14.2008, 12:57 AM

I am going to watch star wars by myself all nite, I believe.

"If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position"

? hehhehe

alteredcourse · 03.14.2008, 01:55 AM

I hate star wars .
i tried . but fuck it .
the sliding humor-bot was good at moments but he couldnt single handedly save the entire movie + supplements .

fuck all that . i tried but all it gets is gritty paste teeth .

Sonic Youth 37 · 03.14.2008, 01:56 AM

"Try? There is no try. You either do or you do not. There is no try"

Or something like that.

alteredcourse · 03.14.2008, 02:01 AM

stick your hands in the box , bitch .

alteredcourse · 03.14.2008, 02:13 AM

strapping down with the wonders of velcro improves your time .

03.13.2008, 02:08 PM	#81
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ chock full o' awesome.
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03.13.2008, 02:24 PM	#82
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Leia: Stop that. Han: Stop what? Leia: That. My hands are dirty. Han: My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of? Leia: I'm not afraid. Han: You're trembling. Leia: I'm not... trembling. Luke: All right, I'll give it a try. Yoda: No! Try not! Do or do not. There is no try. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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03.13.2008, 04:12 PM	#83
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	you guys are geeks! okay...ummm "The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master." hahaha just kidding but no, more accurately: "Yeah, I'll bet you have." __________________ RETIRED
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03.13.2008, 07:27 PM	#84
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yawn geez guys, this thread was funny the first 2 pages :P __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 07:30 PM	#85
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	"Hoth"
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03.13.2008, 08:03 PM	#86
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	"Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone." "The Princess? Put all sections on alert. "
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03.13.2008, 08:04 PM	#87
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Also, "Oh, he's not dead... Not yet."
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03.13.2008, 08:06 PM	#88
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	"If you give it to me, I might forget I found you." Ohh, it never ends. But I'm going to end it there.
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03.13.2008, 08:15 PM	#89
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	what an incredible smell you've discovered!
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03.13.2008, 08:23 PM	#90
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	(hehehe) "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to floatingslowly again." There's my non-Star Wars sex quote.
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03.13.2008, 08:51 PM	#91
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	did you guys even bother reading the first few threads or just assume your funny? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.13.2008, 08:53 PM	#92
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yes.
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03.13.2008, 09:43 PM	#93
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	mmmmmm... Both.
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03.13.2008, 10:21 PM	#94
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	Obi-Wan: "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."
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03.13.2008, 10:41 PM	#95
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	"Better her than me!" __________________
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03.14.2008, 12:57 AM	#96
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I am going to watch star wars by myself all nite, I believe. "If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position" ? hehhehe __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.14.2008, 01:55 AM	#97
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	I hate star wars . i tried . but fuck it . the sliding humor-bot was good at moments but he couldnt single handedly save the entire movie + supplements . fuck all that . i tried but all it gets is gritty paste teeth .
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03.14.2008, 01:56 AM	#98
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	"Try? There is no try. You either do or you do not. There is no try" Or something like that. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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03.14.2008, 02:01 AM	#99
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	stick your hands in the box , bitch .
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03.14.2008, 02:13 AM	#100
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	strapping down with the wonders of velcro improves your time .
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