[HECKLER SPRAY]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

the way verbs are conjugated in spanish, french, etc is almost completely standardized save for a few irregular verbs..

?????????
Disagree.
for instance, in french, there 're a lot of tenses, with more exceptions in each one...

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i am going to amsterdam soon i am going to make absolutely no attempt to speak dutch

Good for you! Besides, all you need to do is describe everything as "crazy" and end every sentence with "for sure" and you'll be practically speaking Dutch anyway.

Besides, I've never quite worked out whether the Dutch even have their own language, or if its really just a collection of all the crap bits from everyone else's.




EDIT: Any insult caused to Dutch board members is entirely intended. I mean, the Dutch ... seriously. You couldn't make them up.

What are you on about? I've always thought that the Dutch speak only English anyway.

[floatingslowly]

no speaka di engleesh.



PS: this would be a good time to listen to some S.O.D..

[demonrail666]

Or speak Dutch and sound like a buffoon.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

What are you on about? I've always thought that the Dutch speak only English anyway.

For sure.

[Rob Instigator]

pretty soon a teepee rose out of Johnny's left earlobe and proceeded to speak with him. the teepee spoke french and half dutch, perhaps the teepee was from belgium, we don;t know.

[demonrail666]

crazy

[Everyneurotic]

damn, i can't rep floatzypoo.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

What are you on about? I've always thought that the Dutch speak only English anyway.

Nah, the Dutch are weeping in four languages, at least.

[fugazifan]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i would say "ahad shwarma katan, be bakasha" and get "coming right up" as a response.

DAMN YOU FUCKING ISRAELI TWATS!!! i wanted to practice my damn hebrew and now i speak even less than i used to!!!! it's your fucking FAULT!!!

ive lived here for 11 years and i still get that. i'd be like "kama ze oleh?" and they'd be like"fifeteen shekel" so i tell them that i understand hebrew. and i know how annoying it is to toursits who try to talk the language and learn it, and people try to talk to them in english cause they think that americans cant deal with their language.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

By often working for below the national minimum wage, perhaps? Gosh, this has to be one of the most stupid people who posts on this board. And he looks like a fucking Australian backpacker to match. Ew!

i am NOT australian, queer.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

You, my friend, speak engrish very well.

yes i do. and i did that on... purpose...?... i apologize if the dryness of my humor doesn't quench your palette

I bet you didn't and you're saying that now in your defence. Everyone knows that backpackers with bad personal hygene and no brain can't spell. Twat.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I bet you didn't and you're saying that now in your defence. Everyone knows that backpackers with bad personal hygene and no brain can't spell. Twat.

in my brief history on this message board, what have i ever done to cause you to believe that i lack spelling skills? my hygiene is just fine, and yes i spelled it engrish as a jab to the asians, who alas, cannot pronounce the "l" so well.

[racehorse]

This thread is probably the worst thread ever.
Racism, quips about dead friends, misguided politics, ignorance, stupid "facts" about language...
It's like eastenders with a punch in the face.

Originally Posted by davenotdead

in my brief history on this message board, what have i ever done to cause you to believe that i lack spelling skills? my hygiene is just fine, and yes i spelled it engrish as a jab to the asians, who alas, cannot pronounce the "l" so well.

I don't know your history on this forum because I seldom feel like reading your posts. You just happened to make some stupidily prejudiced remarks about things you don't even know or understand well that came to my attention and I am giving you a bollocking for the fun of it.


For the time being: Twat.

[davenotdead]

i guess that's fair

[davenotdead]

 

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

yes i spelled it engrish

I feel yr pain. as you can see, the engrish are particular about their L's.


http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...34&postcount=5

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

NOTE TO SELF:

Dear Self,

The Engrish are very serious about their gameshows.

Love,

Self

and the grammar-nazi who thought I couldn't spell engLish:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

NOTE TO SELF:

The Engrish are very serious about spelling.

super-serious-good-times abound!


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