[ni'k]

once when i was living in the city and had to sell all my shit to eat, i was queueing in the cash convertors store, and this old dude in front of me started trying to sell all this shit. but it was all crap, like books they didnt take and penknifes and torch lighters. he was talking all this crap trying to sell a brief history of time "this book is the greatest book ever written!" "why wont you buy this, i know the fuckers in a wheelchair but he's still dead on" and then when he left he said to the guy, "i have to go, im promoting a band tonight" everyone was just laughing at him, and he said "yeah, they're called the blu rays" but he said it sarcastically as if we were all the subject of some joke.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

someone should name their band "The Pirate Bay".

Shit politics. Fuck that.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ni'k

once when i was living in the city and had to sell all my shit to eat, i was queueing in the cash convertors store, and this old dude in front of me started trying to sell all this shit. but it was all crap, like books they didnt take and penknifes and torch lighters. he was talking all this crap trying to sell a brief history of time "this book is the greatest book ever written!" "why wont you buy this, i know the fuckers in a wheelchair but he's still dead on" and then when he left he said to the guy, "i have to go, im promoting a band tonight" everyone was just laughing at him, and he said "yeah, their called the blu rays" but he said it sarcastically as if we were all the subject of some joke.

Go see the blu rays, you disease-ridden cunt?

[ni'k]

i don't think they are a real band. i think he just made them up because he was an old fat schizo who was selling crap in order for money for cigarettes.

[pbradley]

Insults on this message board are top notch boring.

[ni'k]

yeah you failed 2wice.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ni'k

i don't think they are a real band. i think he just made them up because he was an old fat schizo who was selling crap in order for money for cigarettes.

Well, you know that kind best.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ni'k

yeah you failed 2wice.

Is this a Mission of Burma reference? Cum-loving faggot.

[ni'k]

no i hardly lissen to burma.

you got to take it slower. by explaining the fact that you are trying to make good insult it kinda ruins it.

just barging in with a "cum lovin faggot" out of nowhere is no good. you need to have some nuance. follow the person around a few threads. just relax and it will come naturally.

[atsonicpark]

n'ik, your posts are always hilarious. Seriously, I'm about to do blaze the pot smoking deer season 2, you gotta contribute some lines!

Like, if I have a certain scene in mind, could I put you on the spot and ask you what you'd say, if say, you were a cocaine taking deer that is snorting coke off of blaze's dick?

[ni'k]

yeah i wrote you a load of crap to be used in one of your flims. its lying around my harddrive somewhere. ill see if i can find it by tonight

just send me whatever the line is and ill give you a on the spot response.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ni'k

no i hardly lissen to burma.

You really don't need to burrow that prick farther than it already is.

Originally Posted by ni'k

you got to take it slower. by explaining the fact that you are trying to make good insult it kinda ruins it.

Who explained anything, shit-grin?

just barging in with a "cum lovin faggot" out of nowhere is no good. you need to have some nuance. follow the person around a few threads. just relax and it will come naturally.

The nuance is that you are gay. People have caught on to the whiff.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

n'ik, your posts are always hilarious. Seriously, I'm about to do blaze the pot smoking deer season 2, you gotta contribute some lines!

Like, if I have a certain scene in mind, could I put you on the spot and ask you what you'd say, if say, you were a cocaine taking deer that is snorting coke off of blaze's dick?

Atsonicpark loves bukkake because he envisions it with him in the middle with you and me wanking like fountains.

[ni'k]

but its kind of an obvious nuance dont you think?

i would expect more than simple faggot or gay. at least rectal ranger or splooge soldier. something a bit more creative.

c'mon, i know you can do this!

[ni'k]

 

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ni'k

i would expect more than simple faggot or gay. at least rectal ranger or splooge soldier. something a bit more creative.

All means the same thing to me, cum-magnate.

[ni'k]

your so drunk when you post the html code is falling apart.

cum magnate is better but you should have posted a picture of like a big fat version of the monopoly man with hip hop bling on stirring a massive pot of it.

[atsonicpark]

Originally Posted by ni'k

yeah i wrote you a load of crap to be used in one of your flims. its lying around my harddrive somewhere. ill see if i can find it by tonight

just send me whatever the line is and ill give you a on the spot response.

Let's try this...

Blaze offers a cocaine deer, a heroin deer, and an acid deer a puff of his weed joint.

He says something like, "I know this is usually viewed as a GATEWAY DRUG, but to me, it's the WHOLE GATE." or something ridiculous and nonsensical.

Then, I'm going to have the acid, cocaine, and heroin deer each take hits in really quick motion, just deer 1 frame, puffing deer 1 frame, then flash to the next, so 6 short frames of them smoking and then it's going to cut back to them all standing there and I want to figure out what an acid, a heroin, and a cocaine deer, converted to the ways of weed, might say.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ni'k

your so drunk when you post the html code is falling apart.

Sort of, I post on another site that has a more efficient code, so I fuck it up when I remember that I'm on this old school shit code.

Originally Posted by ni'k

cum magnate is better but you should have posted a picture of like a big fat version of the monopoly man with hip hop bling on stirring a massive pot of it.

Or when you look in a mirror. Completes the same image.

[ni'k]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Let's try this...

Blaze offers a cocaine deer, a heroin deer, and an acid deer a puff of his weed joint.

He says something like, "I know this is usually viewed as a GATEWAY DRUG, but to me, it's the WHOLE GATE." or something ridiculous and nonsensical.

Then, I'm going to have the acid, cocaine, and heroin deer each take hits in really quick motion, just deer 1 frame, puffing deer 1 frame, then flash to the next, so 6 short frames of them smoking and then it's going to cut back to them all standing there and I want to figure out what an acid, a heroin, and a cocaine deer, converted to the ways of weed, might say.

ok i'll try to come up with something for that today.

i got to go to the post office soon but ill be on later