Sonic Youth - Page 45

TheDom · 04.10.2006, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Violence

Henry Rollins walks towards them.

Mould: God I hope Rollins doesn't chat with us.
Rollins: Peprica Balls anybody?
Steve: Peprica Balls? Fuck.
Rollins: Ah I remember in the SST days when Black Flag was playing with Painted Willy and they...

Kim gives a cold stare at Rollins.

Rollins: I gotta go!
Husker Du: Thanks Kim.
Kim: He hasn't forgot about the balcony incident.

HAHAHA

That's gold, Johnny, GOLD!

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 06:33 PM

Thanks. Did you guys read the earlier scenes by Schizo?

finding nobody · 04.10.2006, 07:27 PM

i read them john

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 07:29 PM

John- lmao. I wish that conversation would occur in real life.

finding nobody · 04.10.2006, 07:32 PM

it sounds so sentimental doesn't it?

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 09:30 PM

it does. they really like talking about those days gone by.

when does the buttzsex happen?

i think my mp3 player is broken. it'll play when it's connected to my pc, but none of the buttons work.

sellouteater · 04.10.2006, 09:36 PM

I'm gone for two days the whole thing starts
ahhhhh

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 09:39 PM

Who wants to do the next scene? You guys have to save the master dik part for me though. That's the only other scene I must have.

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 09:41 PM

That scene is all yours.

Can I write the SHAT/PILOT buttzsex scene?

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

That scene is all yours.

Can I write the SHAT/PILOT buttzsex scene?

Indeed but we need to introduce Nixon first.

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 09:42 PM

Hmmm. How can we have Nixon come in?

HaydenAsche · 04.10.2006, 09:43 PM

I am thinking about introducing him and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson at the same time.

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 09:44 PM

Scene 84375367536

The Yoof, Huskers, Henry, and Patti are relaxing on the plane after an intense bout of eating paprika balls and many more balls and discussing Uma. There is suddenly a big cloud of pink smoke.SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON APPEARS.

SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON: Did I hear there were Huskers on this plane?
J/Patti: I've seen too much to try you...
SAMUEL L: No way! HUSKERS! COME ON NIXON!

A cloud of purple smoke. NIXON APPEARS.

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 10:04 PM

Scene -143

Nixon appears in the purple cloud of smoke.

Nixon: I AM NOT A CROOK BUT I AM A HUSKER DU FAN!
Mould: Thanks
Rollins: What about Rollins Band.
Patti: Shut the fuck up! Nobody Cares!
Rollins: Why don't you shut up first Patti?
Nixon: Don't you have some peprica balls to attend to Rollins.

Rollins walks away mumbling

Nixon: Can you guys play "Diane"
Norton: Okay
Danza: PLAY FREEBIRD!

Awkward Silence....
Lee helps a half blinded Grant Hart get to his drumset and Husker Du begins to play Diane. Nixon sneaks away looking for some lovin.

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 10:11 PM

Haha!

Why was I calling Grant Hart Gary.. I feel incredibly dumb.

SCENE 144

Nixon sneaks into the cockpit, reaching into his pants. He feels a roll of duct tape. In the cockpit, Shatner is sat reclining back looking at a picture of Leonard Nemoy. Nixon looks hot.

Nixon: Hi, buttzsex lol.
THE SHAT: I. Would not. Object. To. That.

Groovy porn music, like Van Halen or something, starts to play. Grunting can be heard all the way near the seats of the Huskers, Henry, The Yoof, and Patti. It can be heard over the sounds of HUSKER DU's "Diane". Dancers dressed in purple catsuits pop out from underneath the seats.

Henry: Now what about Rollins band?
Patti: STFU!

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

Groovy porn music, like Van Halen or something, starts to play.Henry: Now

Very Tasteful.

Scene 78

After an intense love making session, Nixon sneaks out and Shat walks out in a white robe and cigarette.

Shat: Yeah I still got it.
The rest of the plane: GROSS!
The Game: Who would make love to that thing homboy?
Patti: I bet it was Rollins!

Everybody starts laughing.

Rollins: Shut up! I'm way too straight to do that!
Lee: Yeah thats why you wear your cute little short shorts at every show you have ever played.
Rollins: Stop it guys!
Mould: I heard Greg Ginn kicked you out of Black Flag because he was tired of seeing your thighs every show.
Rollins: I gotta go!
Shat: I don't know exactly who made love to me. He was wearing a Richard Nixon mask the whole time.
Kim: It was totally Rollins.
Rollins: I heard that!

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 10:34 PM

lmao.

THE GAME!

i must be heading off to bed, though. good night, my script-writing friend.

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 10:38 PM

What will happen to Rollins?
Who did the Shat?
Will Watt take another dump?

Find out next time on HUSKERS ON A PLANE.

samuel · 04.11.2006, 01:16 PM

Oops!

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finding nobody · 04.11.2006, 04:23 PM

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04.10.2006, 06:33 PM	#882
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Thanks. Did you guys read the earlier scenes by Schizo?
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04.10.2006, 07:27 PM	#883
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	i read them john
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04.10.2006, 07:29 PM	#884
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	John- lmao. I wish that conversation would occur in real life. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 07:32 PM	#885
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	it sounds so sentimental doesn't it?
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04.10.2006, 09:30 PM	#886
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	it does. they really like talking about those days gone by. when does the buttzsex happen? i think my mp3 player is broken. it'll play when it's connected to my pc, but none of the buttons work. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 09:36 PM	#887
sellouteater the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: i am not going to tell you Posts: 962	I'm gone for two days the whole thing starts ahhhhh __________________ S I T M F T J
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04.10.2006, 09:39 PM	#888
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Who wants to do the next scene? You guys have to save the master dik part for me though. That's the only other scene I must have.
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04.10.2006, 09:41 PM	#889
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	That scene is all yours. Can I write the SHAT/PILOT buttzsex scene? __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 09:42 PM	#891
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Hmmm. How can we have Nixon come in? __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 09:43 PM	#892
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I am thinking about introducing him and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson at the same time. __________________ rip
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04.10.2006, 09:44 PM	#893
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Scene 84375367536 The Yoof, Huskers, Henry, and Patti are relaxing on the plane after an intense bout of eating paprika balls and many more balls and discussing Uma. There is suddenly a big cloud of pink smoke.SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON APPEARS. SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON: Did I hear there were Huskers on this plane? J/Patti: I've seen too much to try you... SAMUEL L: No way! HUSKERS! COME ON NIXON! A cloud of purple smoke. NIXON APPEARS. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 10:04 PM	#894
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Scene -143 Nixon appears in the purple cloud of smoke. Nixon: I AM NOT A CROOK BUT I AM A HUSKER DU FAN! Mould: Thanks Rollins: What about Rollins Band. Patti: Shut the fuck up! Nobody Cares! Rollins: Why don't you shut up first Patti? Nixon: Don't you have some peprica balls to attend to Rollins. Rollins walks away mumbling Nixon: Can you guys play "Diane" Norton: Okay Danza: PLAY FREEBIRD! Awkward Silence.... Lee helps a half blinded Grant Hart get to his drumset and Husker Du begins to play Diane. Nixon sneaks away looking for some lovin.
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04.10.2006, 10:11 PM	#895
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Haha! Why was I calling Grant Hart Gary.. I feel incredibly dumb. SCENE 144 Nixon sneaks into the cockpit, reaching into his pants. He feels a roll of duct tape. In the cockpit, Shatner is sat reclining back looking at a picture of Leonard Nemoy. Nixon looks hot. Nixon: Hi, buttzsex lol. THE SHAT: I. Would not. Object. To. That. Groovy porn music, like Van Halen or something, starts to play. Grunting can be heard all the way near the seats of the Huskers, Henry, The Yoof, and Patti. It can be heard over the sounds of HUSKER DU's "Diane". Dancers dressed in purple catsuits pop out from underneath the seats. Henry: Now what about Rollins band? Patti: STFU! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 10:34 PM	#897
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	lmao. THE GAME! i must be heading off to bed, though. good night, my script-writing friend. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 10:38 PM	#898
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	What will happen to Rollins? Who did the Shat? Will Watt take another dump? Find out next time on HUSKERS ON A PLANE.
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04.11.2006, 01:16 PM	#899
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04.11.2006, 04:23 PM	#900
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