Sonic Youth - Page 44

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 12:48 AM

Yes! I shall edit.

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 12:50 AM

Also sombody should pull an Ozzy and piss their pants on the plane.

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 12:52 AM

Haha. Can someone grab a bat from The Game's pocket and bite its head off?

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 12:53 AM

I think Tony Danza should do it just to get attention and shock value.

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 12:54 AM

Scene Two:

THE GAME pops out of nowhere on the plane.

THE GAME: What up hoez
Thurston: Contemplating the current state of rock and roll.
THE GAME: Shit yeah.

guy with a fannypack and joint gets up. he reaches into the game's back pocket and pulls out bat. IT TURNS OUT IT'S TONY DANZA!! he also pisses his pants because his agent calls him and tells him his show sucks.

TONY DANZA: I can't take this. I'm gonna bite this bat's head off!
Gary Hart: We got a bat head-biter on a plane? HEY, it's Tony Danza!

uh. i dont know what goes next.

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 12:58 AM

After Tony bites the head off, Joan Rivers has to rush up to him with a microphone and ask a bunch of random questions. Kim is gonna get annoyed with Rivers and threaten to flush her down the toilet unless she shuts up.

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 01:04 AM

SCENE TWO AND A HALF

Joan Rivers pops out of Steve's carryon bag, a Louis Vuitton purse.

Joan: OMG! TONY DANZA! I'm reporting live! Tony Danza simultaneously pissed his pants and chewed the head off of a live bat. Who are you wearing, dahling?
TONY DANZA!: SS Beat Control shirt, Brokeback Apparel jeans.
Joan: Pina coladas, internet sexin', or getting caught in the rain?
TONY DANZA!: I enjoy the alcohol.
Kim: I can't take this! STFU, Joan. I'll slam your head down a toilet and get my posse to go after you. You'll be getting loose with the Pussy Galore- while they shove your head down the toilet after me! My husband Thurston Moore will crack jokes afterwards while I flush your head down the toilet again!
Joan: Well, shit.

Patti is not amused. Thurston is. Husker Du are.

the game: What next, cracka hoez?
Steve and Lee: JAMZ!

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 01:12 AM

Nice. I like how this is working out. Okay our first musical starts here. Mike Watt opens the door of the crapper and the first words that come out of his mouth are "Don't put me off cuz I'm on fire" Madonna comes out under a passenger seat and says "And I can't quench my desire" and from there you can take over.

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 01:17 AM

SCENE THREE!

Mike Watt comes out of the crapper looking moderately relieved. Everyone gets a horrified look on their face. Steve whines how he hates Coke.

Mike: Don't put me off, 'cause I'm on fire..
Thurston: O RLY NOW??!

MADONNA comes out from underneath the sink. She is clad in a blue catsuit similar to Lee's. Everyone looks moderately scared. Patti appears stoned.

MADONNA: And I can't quench my desire!
TONY DANZA!: I'm burning up.

It turns out he is burning up. Kim has set him on fire.

Bob Mould: lol lol lol.
Kim: Something in the air here makes you go insane.
Patti: lol

husker du and mike watt KICK OUT a rousing cover of burning up. lee and madonna dance. the rest of sonic youth and patti break out into an interpretive dance communicating the underlying themes in the song burning up. it ends

Thurston: Dude, we're on a plane. Husker Du is on a plane!
Patti: "here are members of Husker Du on this Motherfuckin plane!

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 01:23 AM

Awsome! I think Patti should talk about how Danza was on fire on the plane but nobody cared because Uma wasn't around. Thurston and Husker should talk about the gool ol SST days.

Everyneurotic · 04.10.2006, 01:28 AM

ok, i'm here

Everyneurotic · 04.10.2006, 01:30 AM

so, is henry rollins going to play the stewardess?

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 01:32 AM

Lets throw him in the next scene.

finding nobody · 04.10.2006, 05:53 AM

that last scene can be where the title comes up on the screen

look averyone! this is me

schizophrenicroom · 04.10.2006, 03:55 PM

you have kickass hair!

how should the title come up? it'd be neat to have it like star wars. HUSKERS ON A PLANE.

TheDom · 04.10.2006, 04:02 PM

You should grow that fro to be a huge monster, and then shape it into a big sculpture of Samuel L. Jackson.

I think the opening should have Barbara Walters announcing it:

"This is Baba Wawa... yadda yadda..."

finding nobody · 04.10.2006, 04:41 PM

that's interesting^. ive never thought of that. but unfortunitly my hair is shorter than that now

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 05:35 PM

HUSKERS ON A PLANE SCENE FOUR

Kim chats with Patti on the plane.
Patti: You lit Tony Danza on fire on the plane today but nobody cared because Uma wasn't around.
Kim: But what ever happened to you and Uma?
Patti: I don't know. It's too hard to talk about.

Thurston and Steve meet up with Husker Du.

Steve: Huskers on a plane! Uh are your eyes okay Grant?
Grant: I'm fine. Hey, do you want to wrestle?
Steve: No thanks.
Thurston: Yep the SST days were good times.
Grant: Damn yeah they were
Mould: Yep

Henry Rollins walks towards them.

Mould: God I hope Rollins doesn't chat with us.
Rollins: Peprica Balls anybody?
Steve: Peprica Balls? Fuck.
Rollins: Ah I remember in the SST days when Black Flag was playing with Painted Willy and they...

Kim gives a cold stare at Rollins.

Rollins: I gotta go!
Husker Du: Thanks Kim.
Kim: He hasn't forgot about the balcony incident.

PunkerViolence · 04.10.2006, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Violence

HUSKERS ON A PLANE SCENE FOUR

Kim chats with Patti on the plane.
Patti: You lit Tony Danza on fire on the plane today but nobody cared because Uma wasn't around.
Kim: But what ever happened to you and Uma?
Patti: I don't know. It's too hard to talk about.

Thurston and Steve meet up with Husker Du.

Steve: Huskers on a plane! Uh are your eyes okay Grant?
Grant: I'm fine. Hey, do you want to wrestle?
Steve: No thanks.
Thurston: Yep the SST days were good times.
Grant: Damn yeah they were
Mould: Yep

Henry Rollins walks towards them.

Mould: God I hope Rollins doesn't chat with us.
Rollins: Peprica Balls anybody?
Steve: Peprica Balls? Fuck.
Rollins: Ah I remember in the SST days when Black Flag was playing with Painted Willy and they...

Kim gives a cold stare at Rollins.

Rollins: I gotta go!
Husker Du: Thanks Kim.
Kim: He hasn't forgot about the balcony incident.

wow thats cool...where did u get this? or are u improvising?

John Violence · 04.10.2006, 05:43 PM

The Uma and peprica balls are from Year Punk Broke but that's it.

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04.10.2006, 12:48 AM	#861
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Yes! I shall edit. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 12:50 AM	#862
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Also sombody should pull an Ozzy and piss their pants on the plane.
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04.10.2006, 12:52 AM	#863
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Haha. Can someone grab a bat from The Game's pocket and bite its head off? __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 12:53 AM	#864
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	I think Tony Danza should do it just to get attention and shock value.
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04.10.2006, 12:54 AM	#865
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Scene Two: THE GAME pops out of nowhere on the plane. THE GAME: What up hoez Thurston: Contemplating the current state of rock and roll. THE GAME: Shit yeah. guy with a fannypack and joint gets up. he reaches into the game's back pocket and pulls out bat. IT TURNS OUT IT'S TONY DANZA!! he also pisses his pants because his agent calls him and tells him his show sucks. TONY DANZA: I can't take this. I'm gonna bite this bat's head off! Gary Hart: We got a bat head-biter on a plane? HEY, it's Tony Danza! uh. i dont know what goes next. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 12:58 AM	#866
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	After Tony bites the head off, Joan Rivers has to rush up to him with a microphone and ask a bunch of random questions. Kim is gonna get annoyed with Rivers and threaten to flush her down the toilet unless she shuts up.
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04.10.2006, 01:04 AM	#867
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	SCENE TWO AND A HALF Joan Rivers pops out of Steve's carryon bag, a Louis Vuitton purse. Joan: OMG! TONY DANZA! I'm reporting live! Tony Danza simultaneously pissed his pants and chewed the head off of a live bat. Who are you wearing, dahling? TONY DANZA!: SS Beat Control shirt, Brokeback Apparel jeans. Joan: Pina coladas, internet sexin', or getting caught in the rain? TONY DANZA!: I enjoy the alcohol. Kim: I can't take this! STFU, Joan. I'll slam your head down a toilet and get my posse to go after you. You'll be getting loose with the Pussy Galore- while they shove your head down the toilet after me! My husband Thurston Moore will crack jokes afterwards while I flush your head down the toilet again! Joan: Well, shit. Patti is not amused. Thurston is. Husker Du are. the game: What next, cracka hoez? Steve and Lee: JAMZ! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 01:12 AM	#868
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Nice. I like how this is working out. Okay our first musical starts here. Mike Watt opens the door of the crapper and the first words that come out of his mouth are "Don't put me off cuz I'm on fire" Madonna comes out under a passenger seat and says "And I can't quench my desire" and from there you can take over.
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04.10.2006, 01:17 AM	#869
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	SCENE THREE! Mike Watt comes out of the crapper looking moderately relieved. Everyone gets a horrified look on their face. Steve whines how he hates Coke. Mike: Don't put me off, 'cause I'm on fire.. Thurston: O RLY NOW??! MADONNA comes out from underneath the sink. She is clad in a blue catsuit similar to Lee's. Everyone looks moderately scared. Patti appears stoned. MADONNA: And I can't quench my desire! TONY DANZA!: I'm burning up. It turns out he is burning up. Kim has set him on fire. Bob Mould: lol lol lol. Kim: Something in the air here makes you go insane. Patti: lol husker du and mike watt KICK OUT a rousing cover of burning up. lee and madonna dance. the rest of sonic youth and patti break out into an interpretive dance communicating the underlying themes in the song burning up. it ends Thurston: Dude, we're on a plane. Husker Du is on a plane! Patti: "here are members of Husker Du on this Motherfuckin plane! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 01:23 AM	#870
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Awsome! I think Patti should talk about how Danza was on fire on the plane but nobody cared because Uma wasn't around. Thurston and Husker should talk about the gool ol SST days.
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04.10.2006, 01:28 AM	#871
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	ok, i'm here __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.10.2006, 01:30 AM	#872
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	so, is henry rollins going to play the stewardess? __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.10.2006, 01:32 AM	#873
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Lets throw him in the next scene.
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04.10.2006, 05:53 AM	#874
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	that last scene can be where the title comes up on the screen look averyone! this is me
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04.10.2006, 03:55 PM	#875
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	you have kickass hair! how should the title come up? it'd be neat to have it like star wars. HUSKERS ON A PLANE. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.10.2006, 04:02 PM	#876
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	You should grow that fro to be a huge monster, and then shape it into a big sculpture of Samuel L. Jackson. I think the opening should have Barbara Walters announcing it: "This is Baba Wawa... yadda yadda..."
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04.10.2006, 04:41 PM	#877
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	that's interesting^. ive never thought of that. but unfortunitly my hair is shorter than that now
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04.10.2006, 05:35 PM	#878
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	HUSKERS ON A PLANE SCENE FOUR Kim chats with Patti on the plane. Patti: You lit Tony Danza on fire on the plane today but nobody cared because Uma wasn't around. Kim: But what ever happened to you and Uma? Patti: I don't know. It's too hard to talk about. Thurston and Steve meet up with Husker Du. Steve: Huskers on a plane! Uh are your eyes okay Grant? Grant: I'm fine. Hey, do you want to wrestle? Steve: No thanks. Thurston: Yep the SST days were good times. Grant: Damn yeah they were Mould: Yep Henry Rollins walks towards them. Mould: God I hope Rollins doesn't chat with us. Rollins: Peprica Balls anybody? Steve: Peprica Balls? Fuck. Rollins: Ah I remember in the SST days when Black Flag was playing with Painted Willy and they... Kim gives a cold stare at Rollins. Rollins: I gotta go! Husker Du: Thanks Kim. Kim: He hasn't forgot about the balcony incident.
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04.10.2006, 05:43 PM	#880
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	The Uma and peprica balls are from Year Punk Broke but that's it.
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