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• Every time the electricity goes out, I have to go "outside" to refuel the whole-house back-up generator!
• My laundry detergent box claims it has 42 loads, but I'm pretty sure I'm only getting about 39 loads! • My internet speed isn't worth a shit when I just try to stream movies while uploading large files! • Sometimes my hands hurt when I have to keep clapping to get my noise activated power switches to just work like they're supposed to! • Sometimes when my iced mocha frappe drink isn't made with enough stuff, they just cheat and fill the excessive free space in the cup with extra whip cream and syrup! • Someone clearly cut me off and made me wait in the Express Checkout! • Why does this packaging have other languages on it! • I can't just take my doggy for a walk on the beach without having to pick up it's shit! • All I want to do is just record everything I've ever wanted to watch on this TV's DVR, but the damn harddrive thing only allows like 400 hours.
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I'm on my 3rd! fuckingn PS3 and might have to get a new one...or "repaired"
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I woke up to the sound of birds singing and taking a dump on my window sill. Why do birds exist? Eh?
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today, i couldnt give a flying fuck!
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i can't decide which of my 39793676973 t shirts to wear today. my sock has a hole in it.
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the end of the ugly
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I just got a new phone--Moto Backflip and got all excited about free Kindle books. But despite what the bastard salesperson said, Android 2.1 is not yet available for it and therefore no Kindle!
Bastard!
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the end of the ugly
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Maybe you should trade in a t shirt for a pair of socks?
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When I get home I feel like I should have stayed out more, when I stay out more I feel I should have gone home earlier.
Social life is a mess.
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the end of the ugly
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Just stay out all the time. Problem solved!
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it's raining!
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Sony stopped importing the PS3 to Korea because Japanese tourists would take advantage of the falling won.
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Everything that is 'on Demand' is bullshit.
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I hate my parents because they won't pay my car insurance anymore.
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My printer is put of ink.
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god damn, shit the bed!
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I couldn't find any spare electric guitar strings so I had to use acoustic strings on my electric.
Teaching myself to play guitar lefthanded is harder than I thought it'd be. Some albums I was planning on buying haven't come in to the store I work at, so I bought them somewhere else which means there was no staff discount.
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Grass is to sharp.
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the end of the ugly
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I find that there are too many raging queens with access to computers in the first world.
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the end of the ugly
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Yes? Are you going to complete the simile? Grass is to sharp as fish is to flat? Is that where you were going?
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been on a hunt for some grass, but all I can find is day time shit :/
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