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Satan · 10.06.2009, 06:25 AM

the joke's on you, i'll probably be dead by the time i'm old enough to look like shit.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

the joke's on you, i'll probably be dead by the time i'm old enough to look like shit.

im sure there will be other people looking at you, and the mirror mostly.

my point is (was) that there are plenty of homely people who are super hot in the sack, and in my own experience, hotter than pretty people.

i was checking out for example lydia lunch's photos on her website and yeah they are nothing to post on playboy-- but do you have any idea of what that short chubby body is capable of doing in the sack? no, of course you have no idea-- it's all eyes for you. but the flesh has its own energies and passions that are not photographable.

anyway, you're not stupid, so you'll learn eventually. it just cracks me up to hear you make such proclamations, is all-- but don't get me wrong, i do respect the boldness with which you champion your errors-- it's just that sometimes you need a boot to the head and i'm happy to provide ha ha ha.

Satan · 10.06.2009, 06:39 AM

my definition of what is sexually attractive is incredibly varied, particularly among women. i know goddamn well what all sorts of bodies are capable of.

you have no idea what you're talking about.

now.

it is the combination of good sex AND physical attraction that makes it good.

you got me?

alright. good.

get off the internet and go work on your book.

ps
this is not to say i give a fuck what anyone looks like in everyday life. beauty fades.

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

but do you have any idea of what that short chubby body is capable of doing in the sack?

you're not stupid, so you'll learn eventually.

roley poley short man feeling less than loved?

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

it is the combination of good sex AND physical attraction that makes it good.

ha ha ha --- NOOOOOOO! sometimes the attractive people turn out to be jackasses! sometimes the girl that makes you flinch slightly has the sweetest pussy! sometimes the beautiful people are so into themselves they might as well not be there and are boring!

sometimes you go against the grain of superficial taste & discover unexpected surprises, secret beauties, buried treasures! (sometimes it's just pure shit, ha ha, o well).

but it's like learning to appreciate a good blue cheese with its sligth smell of vomit and yet so delicious.

haa ha aha haaa

anyway, i bet lydia lunch is rocking better than ever, and i'd give her a hard spanking!

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get off the internet and go work on your book.

yes. that i should. thank you.

atsonicpark · 10.06.2009, 06:47 AM

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse.

I am 100% attracted mostly to (society's definition of) not-100%-attractive people, usually.

Satan · 10.06.2009, 06:49 AM

i have to be attracted to someone before i fuck them, is that not the way it usually goes? why am i getting so much shit for this?!? shut the fuck up!

atsonicpark · 10.06.2009, 06:50 AM

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 06:53 AM

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roley poley short man feeling less than loved?

ha ha, quite the contrary

im praising the virtues of worn-out women

bearers of such strange delights

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i have to be attracted to someone before i fuck them, is that not the way it usually goes? why am i getting so much shit for this?!? shut the fuck up!

thats what you get for dissing with lydia lunch & her throaty orgasms, ha ha ha.

hot damn, im the new atari (he did beatles, laurie anderson, etc)

atsonicpark · 10.06.2009, 06:56 AM

I'd rather have a chick who is a little mature in the sack. I dunno. My last girlfriend was a virgin (well, not a blowjob virgin, but that's a different story) so I taught her everything she knows, haha. It was kinda cool, but it took years to have really good sex, but at the end there yeah.. it was amazing. But it was always really awkward and odd, which I liked, because straight sex doesn't do anything for me, I like it to have this weirdness. But I was with another girl before who'd been kinda worn out and she just rocked my world, fucking deep throating and all this shit, so that was cool too.

I dunno where I'm going with this.

OH, I remember... um, every girl is really interesting sexually.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 06:59 AM

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I dunno where I'm going with this.

whats that thing blake said, the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom? yeah...

atsonicpark · 10.06.2009, 07:00 AM

Excess, in what way? Post count? Hah.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 07:03 AM

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Excess, in what way? Post count? Hah.

postorrhea

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roley poley short man feeling less than loved?

damn, i just realized she was projectin'!

atsonicpark · 10.06.2009, 07:14 AM

Pot kettle black, post man.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 07:15 AM

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Pot kettle black, post man.

ha ha ha we have almost the same numbers

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 07:15 AM

i blame my one-sentence posts and insomnia

atsonicpark · 10.06.2009, 07:17 AM

Me too.

atsonicpark · 10.06.2009, 07:17 AM

....oh, and me too!

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 07:18 AM

im not racing

10.06.2009, 06:25 AM	#61
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	the joke's on you, i'll probably be dead by the time i'm old enough to look like shit.
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10.06.2009, 06:39 AM	#63
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	my definition of what is sexually attractive is incredibly varied, particularly among women. i know goddamn well what all sorts of bodies are capable of. you have no idea what you're talking about. now. it is the combination of good sex AND physical attraction that makes it good. you got me? alright. good. get off the internet and go work on your book. ps this is not to say i give a fuck what anyone looks like in everyday life. beauty fades.
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10.06.2009, 06:47 AM	#66
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse. I am 100% attracted mostly to (society's definition of) not-100%-attractive people, usually. __________________
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10.06.2009, 06:49 AM	#67
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i have to be attracted to someone before i fuck them, is that not the way it usually goes? why am i getting so much shit for this?!? shut the fuck up!
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10.06.2009, 06:50 AM	#68
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10.06.2009, 06:56 AM	#71
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I'd rather have a chick who is a little mature in the sack. I dunno. My last girlfriend was a virgin (well, not a blowjob virgin, but that's a different story) so I taught her everything she knows, haha. It was kinda cool, but it took years to have really good sex, but at the end there yeah.. it was amazing. But it was always really awkward and odd, which I liked, because straight sex doesn't do anything for me, I like it to have this weirdness. But I was with another girl before who'd been kinda worn out and she just rocked my world, fucking deep throating and all this shit, so that was cool too. I dunno where I'm going with this. OH, I remember... um, every girl is really interesting sexually. __________________
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10.06.2009, 07:00 AM	#73
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Excess, in what way? Post count? Hah. __________________
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10.06.2009, 07:14 AM	#75
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Pot kettle black, post man. __________________
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10.06.2009, 07:15 AM	#77
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,570	i blame my one-sentence posts and insomnia
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10.06.2009, 07:17 AM	#78
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10.06.2009, 07:17 AM	#79
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	....oh, and me too! __________________
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10.06.2009, 07:18 AM	#80
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,570	im not racing
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