[static-harmony]

All Californian drivers, especially here in L.A. if you wanna speak of ppl who don't know how to drive, just come here.

The fact that it doesn't rain here as much as I want it too, damn it I love the fucking rain.

[krastian]

Originally Posted by Amaranth

The Sisterhood of the Traveling pants has been on various satelite channels all day. I hate the name of the movie, and I am sure I would hate whatever the movie is about.

You must buy everyone a round of drinks before hooking Amaranth up again for being dead on.

[alyasa]

Trust in me, I am Doctor Lee...

[RdTv]

I hate it when all these kids that are in love with bands such as: Blink 182, Sum 41, Fall Out Boy, Youth Brigade, etc... Call these bands "PuNk". First off listen to some old punk rock, you know the actual punk rock and then tell me these puddles of greasey camel shit are punk. Its one thing if you like the band, I'm not hating on you for that, thats your choice. Just don't call them punk music, because if any of these kids had a drop of knowledge beyond the ramones and sex pistols, they would know that this MTV infused factory line "punk" could not possibly be the real thing.

[RdTv]

That's my word.

[jon boy]

crying children on public transport has to be up there. also the parents of said children who do nothing about it. i have sat on a train for 10 hours with a non stop screaming kid who's mum didnt do anything to appease it. the whole train was baying for blood.

[jon boy]

pc's and their general way of breaking down. infact does anyone know what to do if after an update your pc says that your version of windows is countereit?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Saturnine

my motherfucking goddamn stupid ass cocksucking neighbors that have called the cops on us for no reason at least 20 times just this year. there is NO noise ordinance here, therefore if we are not doing anything illegal and we are on our own property just making noise, they can just go fuck themselves cause ain't nothing they can do about it. likewise, i threw a rotten turkey in their pool last night.

You must spread saturnine around.Full stop.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

When the record sleeves and plastic cover bags are in paraller direction, which means that the vinyl disc slips out easily. Each of them are supposed to point in opposite direction, to prevent the disc from falling out. you know what I mean.

I think you mean perpendicular to the outer sleeve, but I know what you mean. You have: Outer sleeve and inner sleeve. The record should be in the inner sleeve with the exit for the record pointing towards the top of the outer sleeve, not in the opposite direction to the out-hole for the outer sleeve. The only exception being for DJ's.

Anyway, I would like to say that some people's pet peeves are really, really insanely stupid and hypocritical beyond belief. Naming no names. But that pisses me off, people who feel the need to inadvertently subvert the good work of proper cynics like myself.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth

My friend once asked me " I wonder if any pedophiles drive ice cream trucks? It's the perfect cover "

They have been known to, there was one in my area who was arrested a year or so ago. Other hot jobs for paedos include teachers and care-workers.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

I think you mean perpendicular to the outer sleeve, but I know what you mean. You have: Outer sleeve and inner sleeve. The record should be in the inner sleeve with the exit for the record pointing towards the top of the outer sleeve, not in the opposite direction to the out-hole for the outer sleeve. The only exception being for DJ's.

Anyway, I would like to say that some people's pet peeves are really, really insanely stupid and hypocritical beyond belief. Naming no names. But that pisses me off, people who feel the need to inadvertently subvert the good work of proper cynics like myself.

Are you on a high today or what?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Are you on a high today or what?

Cruisin' baby, just cruisin'.

Actually, I'm revising for my driving theory test tomorrow... soon I shall be able to drive away and not be confined by rubbish public transport! Ha! Fuck you menial proles, I shall no longer suffer you poor odours and, "Yes, I think Dan Brown isn't a waste of otherwise usefull flesh" conversations! MWUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

Cruisin' baby, just cruisin'.

Actually, I'm revising for my driving theory test tomorrow... soon I shall be able to drive away and not be confined by rubbish public transport! Ha! Fuck you menial proles, I shall no longer suffer you poor odours and, "Yes, I think Dan Brown isn't a waste of otherwise usefull flesh" conversations! MWUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good luck.Make sure you remember where the breaks are placed in the car though.You never know when you are driving on a high.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Glice

Cruisin' baby, just cruisin'.

Actually, I'm revising for my driving theory test tomorrow... soon I shall be able to drive away and not be confined by rubbish public transport! Ha! Fuck you menial proles, I shall no longer suffer you poor odours and, "Yes, I think Dan Brown isn't a waste of otherwise usefull flesh" conversations! MWUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

they've got the automobile in somerset now have they?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Good luck.Make sure you remember where the breaks are placed in the car though.You never know when you are driving on a high.

Oh, it's not that test, it's the one where you sit in front of a computer and have to touch a screen to answer some menial question.

Incidentally, I noticed that the official DVLA practice DVD has the same typo with 'Brakes' that you just made on one of the questions.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

they've got the automobile in somerset now have they?

Where else do you think tractors come from?

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Glice

Where else do you think tractors come from?

well good luck in your tractor theory test!

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

Oh, it's not that test, it's the one where you sit in front of a computer and have to touch a screen to answer some menial question.

Incidentally, I noticed that the official DVLA practice DVD has the same typo with 'Brakes' that you just made on one of the questions.

Have you got a spare copy of that?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

well good luck in your tractor theory test!

Thanks. I keep forgetting to drive really slowly on major roads at peak times without letting people pass. I'm quite good at leaning out of the window and doffing my cap lechorously to girls old enough to be my grandaughters though.

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Have you got a spare copy of that?

You can have it when I've passed my proper test, which should be in a month or so. I fully intend learning 'correct' driving for long enough to pass and then becoming a psychopathic cunt on the roads.

[LittlePuppetBoy]

Loggers(ie the ones who are probably cutting down trees behind my house and are being very noisy)
People who are tearing down the rainforests
Klu Klux Klan
Fred Phelps (and therefore bigots)
my little brother's friends
when my brothers don't clean up after themselves, like leaving dishes and garbage all over the place
people who make fun of my speech
people who take advantage of my social disadvantage