[pbradley]

Plot: Three friends get stoned and write down a list of bizarre movie concepts and with each concept introduced there is a dream sequence of how it plays out. After all the mini movies, they wake up the next morning and read the list and are astonished at how stupid it sounds.

It will be written by whoever wrote the Harold and Kumar movies. Maybe in a collaboration with the Friedberg/Seltzer cabal.

[acousticrock87]

That's like every other day at my friend's place. He has a notebook.

[LittlePuppetBoy]

Flesh Eating virus affects all of humanity. Hilarity unfolds.

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

Be Kind Rewind is one of the only Jack Black movies I've ever enjoyed. If not for the glass-breaking scene alone.

I'm sorry

[mangajunky]

I'd like to see Crazy People remade without the stupid romantic subplot.
y'know the flick with Dudley Moore about the ad agency that makes commercials that tell the truth about products and then they go to an insane asylum to get more ideas.

here's an example of one of the commercials from the movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93KrnZ0UJQk

no - this commercial was not banned - it was parody.

[terriblecanyons]

Originally Posted by Pookie

In no more than ten words, come up with an idea for a film.

I think you guys need to learn how to read.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

My Will Smith movie idea is the best on here. Someone beat it please :-)

[pbradley]

I think "fuck the word limit" is the general consensus.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

Also I want to give props to the first X-Files movie, not that it was t hat great or anything but there was a scene when Mulder was drunk in an alley and pissing against a wall. It slowly revealed it was a poster for Independance Day.

Cheers Chris Carter, cheers.

[terriblecanyons]

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Also I want to give props to the first X-Files movie, not that it was t hat great or anything but there was a scene when Mulder was drunk in an alley and pissing against a wall. It slowly revealed it was a poster for Independance Day.

Cheers Chris Carter, cheers.

Hahahaha. Amen to that!
Chris Carter is my hero.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

You cannot put limits on words :-)

Just look at people on uppers.

[terriblecanyons]

But the fun is coming up with a plot in only ten words.
It's not a limit or anything.
Just a creative challenge.

[radarmaker]

Lifestory of cigarette lighter as it passes from hand to hand.

[radarmaker]

Damn, that's 11.

Gang of gays beat up the straight senseless for making it a shit world and reducing us to this sorry state. Gays take over the world and get Amy Winehouse to run the radio stations as well as allowing our newly befriended animals to eat anything in the flesh that we desire, which generally means inept straights. We run the planet for a numebr of centuries until zombies decide that we are just as bad as the dead race, therefore they eat our legs and zombify us for another number of centuries, and meanwhile the earth plunges into a dormant state for the duration of the whole situation.

I'm daydreaming, even though it's past midnight.

You've hardly changed the script. I could write it backwords and it would still be very good.

[Pookie]

Genius! Zombies eat the world and shit over a gang of gays.

Zombies are asexual, therefore I have a right to shit on you post. Blaaaaahhhhh!!!!

[acousticrock87]

I would buy pork's movie.

Fag.