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Old 08.23.2007, 06:53 PM   #61
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Old 08.23.2007, 07:16 PM   #62
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My favorite record store in Austin is called 'End of an Ear'... which is apparently also the title of a Robert Wyatt record.
Not a bad name, I think.
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Old 09.17.2007, 08:05 AM   #63
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It might not qualify as a shop pun as such, but there is a shop near where I live that seems eternally closed and it's called Paul Simon. Underneath the sign, there is another one that says Fabrizio. Since you can't tell what the shop might sell or might have sold, I have decided that Paul Simon and Fabrizio The Grooverider are still disputing on this matter.
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Old 09.17.2007, 09:18 AM   #64
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i know of a couple that haven't been mentioned. a record store called vinyl resting place, a hairdresser called "blonde dye bleach" and a chip shop called the cod father
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Old 09.17.2007, 10:36 AM   #65
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theres a sandwich/deli place in kilkenny city called BLAH BLAH BLAH.

a blah is a colloquealism for a floury bread roll
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Old 09.17.2007, 03:16 PM   #66
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We will dye for you - a shop that on first glance looks like your average tailors, but seems to have a sideline in dying leather for you.
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Old 09.18.2007, 12:20 AM   #67
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theres a coffe place outside of jerusalem called Coffee Anan
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Old 09.18.2007, 05:05 AM   #68
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Old 09.25.2007, 12:17 PM   #69
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i know of a couple that haven't been mentioned. a record store called vinyl resting place, a hairdresser called "blonde dye bleach" and a chip shop called the cod father

I can't remember if I mentioned it but there is a Codfather in Cardiff. And Pete's Plaice which is next door to Hel's Kitchen.
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Old 09.26.2007, 12:27 AM   #70
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We have one here called that too.
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Old 09.26.2007, 01:13 AM   #71
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In Baton Rouge, there's a frozen yogurt place called Counter Culture.
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Old 09.26.2007, 01:54 AM   #72
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Old 09.26.2007, 02:12 AM   #73
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Old 01.28.2008, 01:19 AM   #74
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Shit! I just remembered one!

Best breakfast burritos in Austin Texas. G'darn I miss that place.
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Old 01.28.2008, 02:59 AM   #75
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The Orange and Brew

A Gator (UF) themed bar in gainesville... our colors are orange and blue. don't go there much because the people there annoy me.


see for yourself, here's the bar:

 
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Old 04.26.2011, 09:05 AM   #76
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Old 04.26.2011, 11:48 AM   #77
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it's just that that logo sucks.
their fault.
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Old 04.26.2011, 01:16 PM   #78
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I got one of those too.
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